if everyone on Yas Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
i have this weird fantasy where me and this dude get heem'd shoulder to shoulder by some absolute blind RHINO. i bleed out first my small body cannot withstand that level of heeming and as i black out all i see is his face in profile, wet with sweat and tears, gasping for air.