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How does a man get a gf like this???

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fanny syndrome?

OH FUCK NO

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Janny! Janny!
Janny Bon Bon!

Janny! Janny!
Janny Bon Bon!

in america

5G conspiretards should be all tied to a 5G tower and burned alive

where is friendlylad?

bit bored of this all lads, want a kfc

based as fuck

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better than dying from the microwaves

5g is killing the trees

fuck sake lads wake the fuck up

lads

LOL

Making money out of video games' cosmetics

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i killed him

>Thompson Smg
Don't say we never gave ya nothin'.

I'm smarter than all of you combined
not because I know more, but because I know what's worth knowing, and what isn't.

gotta have an online presence

would hat you but I cant be arsed

haven't seen this in a while
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thoughts on snails and slugs?

Right here lad
Hello, just woke up

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5G shagged my mum

>expensive, heavy and mostly impractical
Yeah cheers

rate

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appalling accent

neighbours are fighting again I hope they break up so I don’t have to hear them shagging anymore

Reminder the guy who makes these posts is a shitskin but obviously he tries to play it like he's some ethnic british rorke or something.

BAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEED
what a fool belieeeeeeeeeeves

the only 5 Gs that count
God
Gave us
Green
Grass
Gotta smoke it

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What are they fighting about lad?

She musters a smile
For his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize
It never really was

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

Bonbi bonkers is merely a poor mans Anzu

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Oh my gosh no way bro..someone who doesn’t have white skin is on television?! No way bro. Quick let’s all adopt a dead 1920s ideology that caused a major world war

Learning to make dnb on ableton so I can get pure drugs at raves and a ketty gf

mental how nobody cared about all the other stuff that was actually killing the trees until 5G

Come to the conclusion that all women are rancid trollops and I shan't be wasting a single iota of my time or money chasing them in future. Yes, that's right, I'm a volcel now

gonna go into the woods and fire my gun into the ground

wonder if i can pay a prossie to just slap my balls for half an hour

once elbowed my gf in the head REALLY REALLY fucking hard while we were sleeping. was a small bit of horror that

fascinating.
tell me more.

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presented without comment
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you just lost the game, didn't you. hahaha u so mad rn. get #rekt

>nobody cared
she was right all along

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Holy fucking seethe.

Beyond peng

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if you understand this sentence i reckon you're a nonce

Reckon this quarantine will be doing a number on lots of couples desu. Even if I found the perfect woman I reckon I'd only want to spend a few hours a day with her before wanting my own space. Imagine being locked in with the bint for 24 hours, doesn't even bear thinking about really

you’re exposed to more radiation which is closer to microwave from your WiFi router in your house than you will be by 5G

It's sad because you can kind of mentally block out all the trinkets and the shaven head and picture how she'd look as a normal person living a normal life and not destroying herself for shock value because (((someone))) told her it'd be liberating.

why do you seethe so hard about the nazis losing when your just a slimy slavic mutt that would have rightfully been exterminated

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Just deleted 1g off my 5g phone

*invest 10G*

alri lads

SOUND THE DREAD ALARM

/bleep/ was years ago mate

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he's longing for purpose in his life and has found a questionable outlet

you're forgetting the 1/10th centimeter oscillation

Aussies used to be kinda based tbf

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>3+ tattoos

wouldn't shag this absolute rancid harlequin trollop

*Invents 10G*

Alright, lads.

might sort through my image folders again
or play wow some more
is that your dealers name

rebarbative strumpet

if em ain't a skinhead then what is he?

I know this nigga going through hell just looking at him

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Yeah I know its just a shame he cant find fulfillment in poo posting like the rest of us

What the heck? I flippin' love little girls!

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American universities > British universities

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>used to be
Aussies always create great stories in wartime

Got 25g on my phone lads

just saw the simpsons episode where the do it for her thing comes from
cant believe ive never watched this show before given its popularity

more like american shooting ranges

>American universities > British universities

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