ITT tl/dr us on your country's history
ITT tl/dr us on your country's history
We wuz kings
We have evil neighbors.
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Cringeeeeee
I am a menace, keep me a rack just like tennis
I'm with the shit like I'm Dennis
I started this shit I'ma finish
Niggas be hatin', tryna blemish my image
Who want the smoke? .223 came with the scope
Extended clip long as a rope
We wipe his nose, just like he had him a cold
I knew that boy was a hoe
Pull up with the gang, you know that we bangin'
What is your set, nigga? What is you claimin'?
I am a beast, you cannot tame it
Don't point the finger, this shit can get dangerous
These niggas hatin', these niggas plottin'
Ooh, he got money I'm runnin' his wallet
You say you a killer, lil' nigga stop it
In a shoot out your gun was droppin'
this
at this point I wonder if there is any people in europe who don't claim they were kangz n shiet
1776: declaration of independence signed
1803: Louisiana Purchase
1812: war of 1812
1861:Civil war starts
1917: we join ww1
1941: we join ww2
1963:jfk is killed in dallas
1960s in general: tons of people are assassinated
2001:9/11
2020:Covid 19
autism
Very accurate.
Cow go moo
Portuguese make a fort
Spanish take over
We make a city
Everyone died
We used to be global hegemon, but have been in decline for almost a century.
i hate peoples who are different to me but i hate other greeks more
First century of our existence:
One faggot doesn't like the current faggot in charge, so he deposes him and they have a civil war
Repeat for 50 times
Second century of our existence
US asserts dominance of our country and we fall into irrelevance, also economic crises in the 80 and 90 and unipartidal rule (PRI).
was he actually a faggot?
nothing and then oil
the fuck? Didn't you get invaded by France and get occupied by England? Why don't they get flak?
>where are the spices Maria João
>the ottomans taxed the shit out of everyone João Maria, we dont have spices now
>...
First there was a bunch of indios
Then came the incas and raped some of those indios
Then came the spanish and raped the incas and the indios
Then came muh independence and we became a failed state
Then we wrote a constitution but we never stopped making coup attempts and being uncivilized
Then came the "end of history" and we started to pretend we were democratic and civilized
Then came corona and the country got dissolved
talk shit
get hit
we wuz vikings
we wuz empire
we wuz neutral
we wuz الله أكبر
It's just a port.
OP said TL;DR
Also, no, we never got invaded by the eternal anglo, at least not during our independent lifetime.
romanian girls are like meth addicts with bulgarian cocks
VGRIC BVLLS
Funny and accurate summary
>enslave all the people around you
>they actually fight back
>cry on mongolian anime forums about how evil your neighbors are
We were a bunch of tribes that destroyed Rome, but we only got some sort of country when a guy that was among those initially barbaric tribes decided he's Rome 2.0 and rekt the rest of the tribes. Out of that, an extremely autistic clusterfuck of tiny regions was created, it existed for 1000 years but got smaller and smaller until some other great dude came and united most of the states for his state. Then we started a world war, got rekt, recovered, started another, got rekt, recovered and now we run the EU again, looking for the third time that's the charm.
>enslave
Fuck off Vlad, Hungarians were the only ones defending your shitty country from complete subjugation and assimilation into the ottoman empire. Be grateful.
Return all the copper and land that you stole from us right now, ROMAnians. This is your last warning.
I'm gonna say it
We wuz kingz then we killed the kingz
we wuz aztecs
spain kills everyone but two tribes
colony nobody cares about
independence war
france and their fucking cakes
america and their fucking minories
they kick idiot santanna
benito juarez dabs on the church
the church brings an austrian prince
france again
benito juarez and porfirio diaz sell our country to america
the first socialist revolution in this continent
obregon sells our country to america again
calles dabs on the church
the church gets all the tizos and indios to fight govt
socialist and neoliberal stuff
war on drugs
NO WTF DON'T
NOOOooOO