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Oh my God

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why the fuck do doctors always act like quitting smoking is the panacea that will solve all my problems
fuck off i like my ciggies

1. 190
2. Mikey
3. Moni

*picks up your pack of ciggies*
*runs them under the tap*

haha runt

opening a /brit/ members club

first Branch in Blackpool opening Autumn 2020
>bars
>restaurants
>club
>hotel rooms

honestly though what the actual fuck is going on here

sneed haha

Johnson eats takoyaki

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jealous

*decks you in the jaw*

i signed up for hinge

but i dont have enough photographs of myself without taking selfies.
i dont feel comfortable with inputting biometric data like height, profession etc into the public domain
it also had this section where youre supposed to put in stuff about what you like doing and what your values are and all that
literally dont have anything to input there. i dont have a perfect sunday date planned out mentality, i dont what my life goal is, i dont know what matters most to me in a relationship..

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Monorail episode was written by Conan O'Brien. Decent lad.

me doing a poo haha

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Might open a weatherspoons in Ohio

Yeah, good guy

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As it's probably the largest factor that is making you visit doctors on the reg

wonder what having a 10k IQ would be like

which part

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Dialysis to remove the Virus

you're too autistic to make it in this game bub

love these
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586093775655.webm

Could heem this one nut runt

what’s the point in getting hinge then you mong?

This.

>go to A&E with a cut I need stitched
>doctor is overweight Nigerian
>smells smoke on my breath
>looks at me aghast and says, in heavily accented English, "Did you smoke?!"

Really quality education they must be getting.

I dunno probably somewhere where there isnt already a wetherspoons

is Tatcher's grave protected or could I just go to England and shit on it ?

when will you accept yourself?

hmmm... what gimmick shall i do... decisions decisions

this is me

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i told my doctor i need my damn sticks bro

Just remembered I'm in the /brit/ steam group. Any GAMERS?

Akron

...

Having a grave shit

Still can’t work out what was wrong with him, he was definitely some sort of sperg but I don’t think it was autism

kek what a shithole

me too lad

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face reveal

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had a peng gf before as well

online dating does my head in. it takes the spontaneity out of it and so you have to strategise according to an optimisation principle

whereas irl you just say a few teasey jokes and keep eye contact

my autism doctor told me to avoid trying to make friends or worse yet gf but what he doesn't know won't hurt me

you have to be truly low IQ to smoke tobacco
weed however...

bellend neighbors were hammering on the wall at 10 to 8 this morning so now im blasting my bloody valentine's

QT

Good morning.

Got over 250 matches on hinge just by being as edgy as humanly possible

Helps that I'm rather a looker

Still haven't been on a single date tho lmao

come to akron. would be neat

Would you rather lick a frog or bite a worm?

imagine being a roman

youtube.com/watch?v=-DIIaCUJ1yQ

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im lonely
i want the pain in my core to go

big fan of montpelier, ngl

rather lick you mate haha

Its some spastic attention seeker on a proxy. He does a decently convincing shtick as Beto as well but I think it might be a LARP. His English is way more eloquent than Beto’s ever was previously.

t. observant knower

mad to think his wife and daughters were raped to death by commies (and liked it).

>he was definitely some sort of sperg
Pretty sure he wasn't Jewish

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The hour grows late

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Just remembered Maisiebro existed.

get in the group chat

stollen my memes

6g will have us all on the left

for me, it's Grover Hill

The British people, or Britons, are the citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the British Overseas Territories, and the Crown dependencies.[33][34][35] British nationality law governs modern British citizenship and nationality, which can be acquired, for instance, by descent from British nationals. When used in a historical context, "British" or "Britons" can refer to the Celtic Britons, the indigenous inhabitants of Great Britain and Brittany, whose surviving members are the modern Welsh people, Cornish people, and Bretons.[34] It may also refer to citizens of the former British Empire.

Though early assertions of being British date from the Late Middle Ages, the Union of the Crowns in 1603 and the creation of the Kingdom of Great Britain[36][37][38][39][40] in 1707 triggered a sense of British national identity.[41] The notion of Britishness and a shared British identity was forged during the 18th century and early 19th century when Britain engaged in several global conflicts with France, and developed further during the Victorian era.[41][42] The complex history of the formation of the United Kingdom created a "particular sense of nationhood and belonging" in Great Britain and Ireland;[41] Britishness became "superimposed on much older identities", of English, Scots, Welsh, and Irish cultures, whose distinctiveness still resists notions of a homogenised British identity.[43] Because of longstanding ethno-sectarian divisions, British identity in Northern Ireland is controversial, but it is held with strong conviction by Unionists.[44]

it had a what type of texter prompt

so i said
ine that strggles

but i feel thats my joke quota gone

He was one of us. I have no doubt he would have been one of /brit/s finest posters if he had the misfortune of being born in this era

activated my almonds

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I dont it if women dont want to be raped so badly why dont they just wear a chastity

The Iron Age was so wacky. The world was really like a modern fantasy novel. Strange races and shit living all around you with strange religions

Do people actually shit themselves when they drink too much

hoo hoo hoo

doin a poo

whoa whoa whoa

it feels like dough

algerians are white

>gif
>doesn't move
I was expecting a funny animation I'm sad now