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/asean/ thread ceramah edition
don't look at the titties, titties are temporary, jahanam is eternal

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I dont remember the previous admin overly thanking the Americans every chance they get like Dutz is doing to china.
Smfdh

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I belong here and you can't tell me otherwise

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only if you poo in the loo

why to like women that dislike you?

KERJA!

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Mental yang bagus. Gerakkan roda ekonomi sembari menjaga social distancing

Odds fap to cheating hentai
Evens fap to vanilla hentai
Dubs for incest
Trips for yaoi

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>garam is hot (as taste) in hindi
>it means salty in indonesian
Is this a false friend or what?
Roll for you, you closed faggot.

based

Who is this white bitch?

R u white????????????????????????????????

*sigh* digits has spoken

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My dad worked in Indonesia in the 80's for Japan Gas Corporation. He stayed in Jakarta. Once he told me he went out to a bar with a friend and his friend was drunk and started making out with a woman (who happened to be a tranny, yet he didn't notice) so my dad got him by the wrist and took him out of the bar and the tranny got mad at him because he was "stealing" one of "her" clients (lol) so he followed them to the hotel and sneak attacked my dad with "her" purse...

The hotel people saw the ruckus that was going on and they went there to try to intervene. Then like 20 people came and told my dad and his friend (who looks pretty white) "Stay out of this you two foreigners" And they then proceeded to beat the shit out of the tranny until "she" was unconscious. So they had to phone the police and an ambulance. LOLOLOL

Also he told me that when he was in Indonesia, at a construction site, a man approached him with his young daughter (probably like 16 or something) and told him that he wanted my dad to marry her. LOL

What the fuck is wrong with Indonesia???

Did your father fuck her though?

Flipland Stonks!

Prioritized diplomatic Toxic relations with China
Prioritized funding internet troll fund to attack any form of criticism
Downplayed the threat of the virus
Failed to prepare enough facilities and equipment for health workers
Rejected earlier calls for mass testing
Allowed VIP testing for politicians and their families
Focused on military, instead of medical solutions
Chastised working LGUs
Kept on giving confusing statements and misleading information

Thank you for the excellent performance, Pres. Duterte and Sec. Duque! We could not have achieved this without you!

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The tranny? No he's not gay and your locals killed him (or at least left him unconscious any way)

The teenager? (No cause he doesn't want to be shot by a fifty man firing squad)

Never, never, never, never, would a random family show up offering their daughter to a foreigner here in Brazil (that's just fucked up)

Why does this thing happen in Indonesia? Indonesia isn't that different from Brazil to be honest when it comes to poverty, so I really don't understand this need to get out of the country.

post dad or GTFO

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>your locals killed him (or at least left him unconscious any way)
Based.
My Auntie did the same thing.

>Based.

wtf? Is being gay a crime in Indonesia? Can u get lynched or imprisoned for that? (That's pretty based)

It's not pertain to foreigners, non-local people also got offered. I think it's something like to elevate their prosperity or something like that.
I don't know how it is now, but before 21st century, it was like that.
My uncle and his family were terrorised by some girl that wanted to marry him. She claimed that she already gave him a present which was the dowry (she just gave him out of context). He even requested to get the fuck out of the town from the corps he worked to, because my cousin got afraid of people. I meant, the girl came every day to meet my uncle (despite my uncle was working).
My dad (who is already married to my mom at that time) almost got married to some girl too. My dad got a work in Borneo at that time, and my mom's dad told him to not eat any foods that the locals offered if it fitted some clicks. He really got offered (alongside with his friends) to have dinner by some locals and he did what my granpa instructed, found out the food wasn't something that he should eat, so he went to toilet for minutes until the mealtime was finished. Weeks later, his friends got married with daugthers of the families that invited them.

>wtf? Is being gay a crime in Indonesia?
It's more like don't ask, don't tell thing. You can be gay just don't show it IRL.
IIRC, a lot of homosexuals don't get lynched they just off themselves (due to peer pressure). I think there was a case on the internet a few years ago where a gay Malaysian/Indonesian (?) twitter artist killed himself.

That's fucked up bro.

how come tamil is an official language in Singapore and why are there a lot of them/indians in se asia? is it from colonial labour migration?

Yeah, it's mostly in non-educated area. I wouldn't be surprised if that practice is still exist in todays society though.
Bri ish colonial brought them here.
The one that came before colonial era are already mutts and speaking local languages.

>please pass your chapters 1-3 by april 30 either in hard copy or soft copy
JUST

>why are there a lot of them/indians in se asia?
There used to be a lot of trade between SEA and India, so there are some descendants of those guys that come here because of trade. But I think most of the Indians in Indonesia comes from Sumatra (Due to Tamil invading and BTFO'ing Sriwijaya).
>is it from colonial labour migration?
This is the biggest reason though. Malaysia and Singapore Tamils were brought by the Brits to work there. From what I heard they got angry when Malaysia started destroying their temples (?) but I'm not sure if that is true.

>This boomer got korona
Will he die?

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nice selfie bro..

Assuming you're not bullshitting, that's almost 40 years ago. Things were different back then.