>The coronavirus pandemic will plunge the global economy into its worst recession since the Great Depression, the International Monetary Fund predicted Tuesday.
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Zachary Garcia
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Liam Williams
>uncle
Gavin Scott
Emmett Garcin is a braindead coomer
SAD! Thoroughly ZOGGED.
Christian Carter
janny get him
Lincoln Lopez
janny get him
Elijah Price
covid is a sign from god and you'll know I'm right when it mysteriously vanishes on the ascension (21st of May )
Adam Howard
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Not really a fan of when yanks make the threads, but yankposters are still cute. CUTE!
Kayden Lewis
how is it different from buying it from a shop. anti-capitalists need to fuck right off desu
David Davis
We had spoken at a work's night out, first time I'd ever spoken to her. We got along well, she seemed interested in talking to me and wanted to carry on the conversation. I did too because I found her very attractive and it's nice to talk to someone receptive to you. I was quite drunk at this point so it was easy-ish to talk.
Later I was going to leave early to go home when she stopped me and told me not to go, to stay out because "you never know what might happen" while holding eye contact. Considering we had been flirting up to this point, it was very clear at that point she was into me. Things went downhill after this, I think the explicit acknowledgement that both she and I were into each other was too much for me.
We both stayed out but I didn't really talk to her much after that. She and I and a small group went to a club after. It had been some years since I'd been to a club but I wanted to continue things with her. I couldn't talk to her, I couldn't think what to say. I was attracted to her but inside I have nothing. When people talk to me or around me I can hear them, understand their words but there is no reflex within me to respond to them, I just have nothing to say.
I was drinking more to try to loosen up and the group were dancing and the other people in the group were encouraging me to dance with her but I couldn't. I felt like I couldn't expose my inner emptiness to her. I kept thinking about how horrible and awkward it would be if we left together just me and her in a taxi back to hers then back at her flat again just me and her in autistic silence because I simply have NOTHING to talk about, I am a shell of a human being. This is where the thoughts of deceit crept in - she had thought I was normal talking to me before because I present myself that way to an extent, but to cross the line of informality would be to expose myself as the weird empty person I truly am.
Logan Richardson
IT'S
THE
ECONOMY
STEWPOT
Julian Phillips
WHERE DO I FIND THE BEST FISH N CHIPS
Jeremiah Ward
Lincoln Rodriguez
agreed
Henry Evans
watching a simpsons episode from 1995 and it says
>did you know the chinese use the same word crisis as they do opportunity
makes you think does it not
Carter Diaz
I bet the janny is a regular poster here but he purposely doesn't delete stuff sometimes to look ambiguous
Noah Torres
big tits tied up
Luke Cox
how awkward was your first time, chaps?
Blake Hill
yes - crisitunity!
Andrew Gray
just wana be fucked off my nut at a festival with my mates
Zachary Russell
I bet a lot of you have an internal monologue and that’s the reason you’re a freakish beta male?
Me? I just do. I only think in concepts and action. I formulate a concept, and I commit an action. I don’t have some nasally voice chipping away at my psyche, nagging me.
Simple as.
Jaxson Hernandez
William Collins
For me? Thanks!
Levi Sanders
Levi Adams
DRAW
Jonathan Perry
if eva green is french why does she have a english name
Ethan Gutierrez
>be in a thin hallway
>femoids barely squeeze past me
>inhale their scent quietly through the nose smelling every part of their soaps, perfumes and body
>they leave not knowing I have their thigh sweat scent in my lungs
I walked away with a sly smile on my face that day
Angel Rogers
Colton Russell
...
Adam Turner
Damn that frog looks mad as fuck yo
Aiden Sullivan
was talking to my dating coach earlier, told him i'm fine talking to girls, but i seem to have trouble flirting
he asked me to show him an example, so i bit my lip
he said he thought he knew what the issue was, and maybe i should try biting my lower lip instead!
Daniel Scott
will let you know
Jace Young
Green is a slave name. They were given colours when their master didn't give their name
Isaac Howard
Evan Lee
do brits ever make their own fish and chips? or is it like chinese food in american where you under no circumstance make it for yourself.
Oliver Wood
When I first visit Europe i’m going to wear one of these
Austin Gutierrez
the right side of your brain is disproportionately larger than your left. you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter
Noah Sullivan
Shieldmaidens lads
Camden Rogers
went half way to try and lubricate the genitals with water from the tap in the toilet
came back and was soft
Samuel Ramirez
first time retracting my foreskin? bit scary but felt good
Ian Green
Camden Ramirez
>the International Monetary Fund decided Tuesday.
Robert Evans
crossfit games a complete joke when all the 'athletes' are roided to the gills
Camden Nelson
What do you think happens after we die?
Anthony Nguyen
What do you think happens after we die?
Chase Turner
got tunnel vision and just focus on the fucking part
Angel King
post more festival slags
Kayden Cox
Don't see why you would
Carson Mitchell
why would eva green have a slave name when she's white
Lincoln Cruz
Adrian Foster
Lots of oral sex
Christian Lopez
Who cares when they look this good
Juan Collins
that's my nightmare, user. i can keep up a polite conversation but actually sharing something of myself is never happening. i pretend to be a bit of an autist so people don't expect too much.
Carter Torres
I was cunted on viagra and coke and alcohol and fucked like an animal, so I was too inebriated for it to be awkward. If I was sober it definitely would have been. She actually asked me ‘are you a virgin?’ When I was trying (unsuccessfully) to get it in doggystyle and I just said no lol
Isaiah Smith
don't really know what is happening right now in terms of what consciousness is etc
Noah Kelly
>be virgin
>get GF
>tell her i'm not a virgin
>she's a virgin
how do i blag it when the time comes lads, any tips from the top shaggers like 190?
Dominic Gray
Joseph Lee
not to be an anti semite here but why are a lot of jews kinda noncey
Austin Martin
The person probably ceases to exist.
Colton Evans
>I just said no
kek
Jason Cooper
Christopher Anderson
not too bad tbf, she said she wouldnt have guessed it was my first if i hadnt said
had to force myself to make some noise though, felt like a bit of a plonker just silently fucking while she made noises
also fun fact i lost it to I am the walrus by the beatles
Tyler Jones
RELEVANT
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Noah Wilson
Fun fact Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson wrote this song as an homage to none other than myself
youtu.be
Grayson Bailey
revealed i was a virgin to my gf a year later and she was real happy about it.
Lucas Nelson
what is this
Colton White
prefer this ----->
Nicholas Ward
Camden Taylor
when is the UK lockdown set to end
Anthony Thomas
>any tips from the top shaggers like 190?
nah he doesn't have a copypasta for that in his notepad file
Sebastian Morgan
pedoing is for the ugly
put 2 and 2 together
Landon Myers
mate just stick it in and have a bash, you really can overthink these things. if Bazza from the council estate can become a shagger and if all your shit-shovelling ancestors managed it then you certainly can. I believe in you big man, get in amongst it xx
Nicholas Ortiz
Coke alcohol and viagra
See:
Luke Scott
ask the welsh aussies uncle
Dominic Martin
viagra seriously?
Caleb Diaz
holy fucking grim
Colton Gomez
she cute
Nathaniel Bell
I’m a grown man who has never had sex
Ian Cox
SITTING IN AN ENGLISH GAAAARDEN
Parker Allen
pure unhinged autism
Gabriel Sanchez
I just want to let you lads know that you can all be honorary citizens of the West Coast Republic when we secede from this shithole country
Aaron Torres
tomorrow
we did it guys well done x
Dylan Lee
Leo Foster
they look like shit with their bloated goblin stomachs
meme sport, pure cringe
Ian Evans
cheers
was just thinking about california actually
Camden Anderson
cheers
was just thinking about california actually actually
Matthew Barnes
Gabriel Powell
STOP POSTING WHORES YOU COOMER FUCKS
also how is everyone doing this evening?
Christopher Clark
3 week extension announced today
that's just provisional as well, only thing happening in 3 weeks is the situation being reviewed again
meanwhile many articles seems to be pointing to the UK being the worst hit in all of europe for some reason
Ian Wright
HIS name is 190 and YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HIM
Juan Wood
president bent butt leak from south bend
Easton Morris
exactly
the exact moment i put it in was the start of the second verse (Sitting on a corn flake) i recall it because it struck me just how absurd it was
Jayden Ward
It’s 3pm that’s not evening retard
Oliver Clark
fucked it didnt you
silly twat
Wyatt Watson
Damn I didn’t know you and Curtis were close like that
Camden Cooper
Dominic Barnes
Julian Davis
Findom blocked me because I wouldn't give her money
Nathaniel Rivera
Findom blocked me because I wouldn't give her money
Sebastian Rodriguez
>meanwhile many articles seems to be pointing to the UK being the worst hit in all of europe for some reason
leftypol propaganda
Oliver James
Isaiah Gomez
Cat meow because it knows that in my bag the food
Levi Cooper
we can have free movement of slags and hoes
Jordan James
Women without abs are such a meme
Jayden White
had two chicken burgers and a bottle of irish cider for breakfast
not sure lockdown is going well and now i feel sick
Justin Turner
Who?
Easton Miller
Evan Lee
John Gray
Jaxson Brown
More the highest per capita death toll really.
Landon Martinez
Because you're worth it
Nathaniel Carter
More the highest per capita death toll really.
Luis Garcia
Yup, the coke would have given me floppy dick so a mate gave me a viagra pill, I was hard as nails and because of the coke I couldn’t cum, so I was fucking like a maniac but she wasn’t really enjoying it. I was being too rough and hurting her, and probably also because of my own general inexperience. Was slapping and choking her too, I was acting a bit manic.
Asked her out for a second date and she ghosted me, women are a strange species.
Nathan Reyes
stop posting her you nonce
Carter Taylor
there was a time i considered telling my gf of 10 years i had sex with grimes
Brandon Rogers
i dont know why man's calling me family all of a sudden...like hmmm my mum dont know your mum stop telling man you're my cousin??
Hudson Williams
Grayson Wilson
Benjamin Rogers
>what are time zones
You are the reason why people hate America
Sebastian Young
Behemoth
Hudson Long
Brandon Flores
>Was slapping and choking her too
how does it feel to be a woman-beater
Sebastian Howard
ph(f)wooar
Brody Jackson
looks back at you like you were that blanka fella from street fighter.
if i ran into him i'd have to use a gun, he'd beat my ass
James Hughes
Who are the 5000 twats still testing positive for corona every day after 3 weeks of lockdown
Jayden Ward
Gf's mad at me because I was having sex with men without telling her and I gave her something.
Gavin Turner
Joseph Lee
You know how pathetic you are right?
Jordan Jenkins
can't believe he's dead. so young!
Leo King
based
Sebastian Baker
Bentley Perry
>oh wow, look at that girl, she’s so fine
>mmm, oh yeah, mmm
>oh, oh god, oh, i’m gonna...
>i’m gonna COOOOOO-
>wait, she’s 17?
>Yikes. Yikey Yike Yikes. Not okay.
Lucas Williams
canonise all nurses
knighthoods for all shelf stackers
never before in the field of human conflict was so many tins of beans owed by so many to so few
Ethan Ward
this is so me
Benjamin Cox
imagine how pathetic you must be for getting angry at me being pathetic
Caleb Jones
Liam Martinez
Why would you get an STD from a guy?
Homosexuals tend to be way less diseased than modern Tinder whores
Anthony Cox
he definitely wasnt fit and healthy lmao just cause he puts a sports shirt on
Lincoln Fisher
>every eating cheap chocolate while they can't get out to the gym
you know if it wasn't for this whole pandemic thing we'd be having a health crisis right now
Cooper Cooper
Imagine how pathetic you are for still posting these pics
Camden Garcia
This isn’t going to get funnier the more you post it, babe.
Austin Wright
It’s okay in the bedroom but maybe it was a bit out of line, I should have asked if she likes it rough first. Women like spontaneity but she didn’t like that.
Jackson Perez
she's not 17 there are a lit of pics of her floating around from when she was even younger and mods know that and will ban you for it
Michael Wright
Based truthseeker
Ayden Cruz
My parents are blaming Mexicans for all the Covid cases in the US.
Lucas Jones