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>can you just stop, you boring, chubby manlet?

Got a pair of bollocks like 2 cannon balls in a bin liner

can't tell if she's bored or getting wet

what she meant by that was "i cant hear a single goddamn word youre saying"

not tried 2bh. still trying to get a few tricks down.

the bowel movement?

i had a bowel movement yesterday and by golly i'll have another one today

he is holding his green neon cup out in front of her so that she cannot proceed to walk forward. she is getting both terrified and wet

never understood people who poo every day

fair nuff. I've got an old psp go in my drawer. should dig it out and crack it at some point.

you mean people with healthy bodies?

There's too much information out there lads. How can you possibly read all the books, play all the games and see all the films in the world.

thats a medical emergency
they would rip the bag and fall out

people tell me that travelling and meeting new cultures expands your horizons but i actually hate all of them even more now

3 a day man me. eat more vegetables lad.

yeah i usually don't poo every day but i had a big dinner last night so i reckon i'm in for a monstrous plop

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looks like it changes from one to the other, I wonder if he started off talking about brexit but then moved on to his skill at cunnilingus

Stay the fuck out of Barnsley

simply can't force myself to eat enough to poo everyday

DRAW

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>India's gdp growth prediticed to be 0% this year

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Based, new a lad who once had 8 in one day

The murderer / internet terrorist in the last episode of Law & Order was called moot

Did 4channel moot ever sue them?

could pulverise your frail malnourished skull with one hand

i fire a brown torpedo off about once every 2 days and i'm perfectly healthy

kiss me I'm Irish

youtube.com/watch?v=fnSbImappx0
This guy got good channel it seems

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guarantee you have a shite diet

N O N S T O P H I P H O P

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I mean that's not that bad. you'll profit somewhat from China's downfall.

i just can't tolerate normies' taste in music, all they ever want to listen to is shitty black people mumbling over some lo-fi bass track

my record for pooing in one day was 39. was on a cheeky withdrawal me

based

also find eating very difficult and laborious. Like soups and such because I can just heat them up then pour them into my mouth and quickly swallow them. If I was rich I would definitely buy into those meal supplement drinks like Soylent® or Huel™

you a time traveler?

Wish you could sing that on the terraces don't ya

Well ya can't

ta, raj

reckon they were all miniscule plops though tbf
i was on this medication a few years ago (forgot what it's called) and i did like 7 full-bodied meaty shits in one day

My name posted itt in translation

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freaks like you should be euthanised.

Just want you all to know I haven't drank a fizzy drink since 2018.

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histrionic girl from toil keeps flirting with me over zoom

it's not something he would remotely care about

he'd laugh about it but would never sue them, he wasn't like that.

always wanted to be a sailor

>2011+9
>still posting on /brit/

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how many shits a day?

Theme tune of my /brit posting from now on

Huel is literally 1.10 a meal user, that's cheaper than canned soups.