/brit/

maybe that'll teach you not to be raciss on the internet

Nah.

Business idea: a website where you can create and host your own pub quizzes

what game is it anyway

ever stuck your dick in some wine? feels good

what do girls mean by "the walk of shame"?

desperate non brits

I always thought it was American. Fuck, that means we truly haven't contributed anything to the world and are absolutely worthless. No, even worse than worthless, malevolent cancer that only destroys. Except Yockey, who was only based because he hated America.

He's really done a number on you anyway. Just stop posting about it, the level of cringe is off the scale.

>...then the panda goes "fuck knows, I was born with them"
2 comments, 1 retweet, 12 likes
..oh ha, a pun, good joke mate.

>...then the panda goes "fuck knows, I was born wae them"
800 comments, 2.4k retweets, 13k likes
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BREATHE LOOOOOL

walking back home from a lads place after shagging still wearing their slag getup from the night before

the walk back to their girlfriends after i've rejected and humiliated them haha

never you worry

Don’t care

Rising Storm 2

mr bean is very funny and beloved the world over

it's when we walk back home the morning after in last night's clothes and we haven't had a shower or cleaned up much

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how do you brits feel that boris johnson has literally destroyed your economy for no reason?

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yanks invented techno

>we

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It really beez like that

>Don’t care
Obviously you cringey cunt. Otherwise you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself again.

absolutely howling at the irish sperging about so called in-game autists in brit of all places.

Like I said, malevolent cancer that only destroys high culture.

Going to do a bit of work tomorrow at work from home toil i think. Toilberg might be getting suspicious

"active cases" is a meaningless number, you need to know how many are hospitalised and how many die and the rate of change of those numbers

>Like I said, malevolent cancer that only destroys high culture.

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I'm making a game set in near-future police-state Britain. Any /brit/ gimmicks I should sneak into the game?

You think I feel ‘embarrassed’ about any of this? Are you autistic also?

It's cringier than poley pretending to be a girl.

stop posting about it. you're acting like you have autism

why

covid-19 will end globalism and open borders

tismo well and truly on the ropes

bruh moment

You should be mate. People like you (video game players) give the Irish a bad name

inb4 SHE etc etc

"active cases" is more a function of how many tests are done and when they are done

VERY misleading number

>wahhh you can’t say the N word nooooo you can’t break the rules of an online server #imwithadmin

Fucking bootlickers

/brit/ more like /shit/

'Boris Johnson' didn't decide much that's not how our government works we don't have a president

you get tested if you have to go to hospital
simple as

oops haha

SHE is a beautiful WOMAN and you WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER

Hate racism.
Love me British black lads.

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chortled at this

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youtu.be/9Bh0M_kUuMU
>2:46
Name a better lyric in all of song writing history (you can't)

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Jesus ld, if you don't you're a full-blown, rainman level autistic freak.

It's one of the cringiest things I've seen on here in years and you're still banging on about it. Feel bad for you TBQH. But neck yourself.

What else am I to do during the quarantine

estonia be kidding me

Remember E3 2013 lol

BRUH moment

told you to stop posting about it. you're having a mental breakdown

Toxic

COVID-19 has made most people realise that their jobs are unnecessary or that they actually accomplish very little during working hours when you take away the idle chat and refreshment breaks.

Read a book mate

depressed

Uber cringe lad.

for me it's 2010

youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

Don’t care bud

Shouldn’t you be whining like an incel right now? Isn’t that what you do? Cry about some woman? Suck my cock you frogmunching baguettenigger

if you dont own a coffee pot in your home right now then youre unAmerican
>inb4 hurr durr I have a kettle look at me fooked up teef I have from eating to many of mummies scones

>this comment

Mad that Baffin Island is twice the size of the UK with a population of 13,000.

thoughts on work from home toil

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Ignore it like anyone with sense.

Actually uncle ted was the other based exception of America. But he was based on a whole other plane of existence so not sure I can even count him.

fag

might subscribe to the financial times

>Don’t care bud
I can see that rainman.

Do yanks honestly not have kettles?
Is that why coffee machines such as George Clooney's Nescafe pods are so popular?

on the rum and fruit twist
quarantine cocktail

yank patter is so dire. can't they just go post in their own general

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

off you go pal

what the fuck are you on about now?

Howling at how I have bamboozled this thread with very overt bait, and every one of you ignoble little pawns took the bait. Every one of you, my little puppets. I am the puppet master, huzzah, huzzah!!!

What went wrong lads?

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Would've thought the headline would just be: Shit's Fucked

>Actually uncle ted was the other based exception of America. But he was based on a whole other plane of existence so not sure I can even count him.

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LOL. You took the bait, I'm not cringe, you are!

How cringe.

no, they don't.
they also boil tea in the microwave and think that's normal

Just gonna get a VPN and go back on the server and break more rules LOOOOOL

too depressed to care

Shit forgot pic

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won mirron troops

looooooool did NOT see that one coming

it was just a prank bro

why couldn't you have done this during the famine?

10 incels vs 10 simps

who wins?

Anyone remember the Wii60 movement back in 2007-2009
Cracks me up

wew
youtube.com/watch?v=_T4tK5DidXg

Nah yer not. That's why you're seething. Now be quiet about your cringey pwning by a minimum wage earner from the phillipines.

what good timing

everyone here except city yuppies knows how to brew a fresh cup of joe and knows to either get fresh grinds or fresh beans to grind
literally everyone here has a Mr. Coffee machine no matter how basic it is
only old women have kettles and drink tea

So when they an instant meal that's just add hot water, e.g. cup noodles, do they use a saucepan and pour it in the cup?

When I stayed in a hotel in America it had a kettle, but I've never been a yank home

incels easily
they're more scrawny than simps but they aren't afraid to fight dirty

what’s a simp

>My metric for what I dislike is ‘cringe’ because i have low self esteem and I’m afraid of embarrassing myself, therefore i quantify things I don’t like in the ‘cringe’ metric
A lot to unpack here really

How long have you been on Yas Forums? Be honest

retard

youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE
youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

Ted had an IQ higher than Einstein. I think you're the brainlet here buddy.

mad how blur v oasis was an actual thing when blur only have 1 good song and oasis have about 40

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K E T A M I N E
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Since 2014

13 years

few months

Creasing at you lad, backpeddling like Lance Armstrong.

Diamond level crings, all because some chat room Janny fucked you had in your little boy hole.

2006

>IQ = intelligence
retard

they took this from us

There are more than 23,000 Americans dead because of coronavirus and more than half a million infected - and remember that, in early March, Donald Trump was saying there were a handful of cases, but that would soon be down to zero.

Yet Donald Trump walked into the briefing room with scores to settle with the media. This wasn't about the dead, the desperately sick, the people fearful of catching the virus. This was about him. And more particularly his profound sense of grievance that the media has been critical of his handling of Covid-19.

If you were watching the news conference on TV, you would have seen the film. But in the briefing room, where I had my vantage point, Donald Trump was alternately scowling at us, then pointing and smiling derisively and then smirking, as if to say, "Look at all you losers - I've nailed you with this".

Contempt seemed to ooze out of every pore. Central to the president's argument is that at the end of January he stopped a lot of flights coming from China and that had saved countless thousands of American lives.

2006 what

Uhhh... cringe dude... Uber fucking cringe

state of this post

shut the fuck up continigger

Normie term for beta males

Jews moved all their assets from London to New York, and Britain falls apart. Really makes you think.

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belgium be kidding me

WHY

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state of this post

...

reminder you molested a close family member

Guys sauce of this shop

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he also used to post about niggers all the time

we don't report recoveries, simple as

Yikes... this post has a lot of cringe energy

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millimeter waves lads

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nhs

Can vividly recall Mummy singing along 'I'm a freeeeeeaak, I'm a weirrrdoooo, what the hell am I doing here?' and saying how she connects so well to that song

What chance did I have in life lads?

You know what the I stands for in IQ right? He also graduated from Harvard with a PHD. Did you?

noone bothering to report those numbers

Do britfeel actually do meet ups?

Literally what’s the point?

Want it to hit half a million

Keep adding games to my backlog
I'll never clear it

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>that last week before you finally decide to break up with her, remembering all the fun times and seeing her smile and still having sex with her one last time, knowing you're probably going to see her maybe thrice after the breakup
feels so bad, brehs

nhs is a death cult

that would be well known pakistani transgender sex offender and paedophile amer «moni» hussain

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probably ketchup

He got his PhD at Michigan actually

i miss the tube so much, was sick getting an underground train to literally anywhere you want in london

wetwipe

WAKE ME UP