/brit/

buzz it so the laides can see you in all your headlet glory

I want to nut on them

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>compliments from people about my eyebrows now.
Thats what girls do to each other lad

can't tell whats supposed to be better

Amer-esque post

no you're wrong you fucking fiend

you call them bossman

just let it grow out and see what happens
got a glorious jewfro now

...

Seemed a bit uncalled for desu

been subsiding on peanut butter for 3 days now

>expecting a uni runt to know about the real world in any way shape or form

the north american name is 'super'

Looks like a roll and chips + a sausage.
no idea what the sauce is though, looks too thin to be tommy

What's even the sauce on that, sweet and sour? Whys it red and so glossy

if /brit/ was a school you'd all be the nerdy little weeds scuttling about with your big thick glasses and books pressed up against your chest while I'd be the 10ft turbochad swaggering around and mercilessly bullying and beating you all up

>its a 190 uses the wrong term on purpose to get >yous episode

this
havent had a haircut in 17 years now
gonna leave lockdown looking like i did before
a tramp

council house monkey thinks its view from its rented cage is "the real world". You having withdrawal symptoms from not getting your Greggs animal fodder povvo?

My eyebrows are fucking massive.

I've had some pelters for them but some birds also like them - used to be a good in on Tinder when single desu

Massive Attack are shite. Portishead is where it was.

It looks like something you'd have to pick up while walking the dog.

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Yeah she shouldn't have flicked her matchstick at him

>I'd be the 10ft turbochad
W-with a gigantic massive cock?!

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sweet and sour for me my leeeeeeds
(tastes like vinegar for some reason)

What was the name of your janitor in primary school? I remember he had a different name but I forget what it is

Powerful

Caretaker?

Starred in a youtube video didn't I lads

youtube.com/watch?v=DdHqzr4DyIs

Source

my school had cleaners and maintenance men

this is what they mean by spark out

You dont know anything about me haha

there was a woman called Mary who ate the black bits of your banana if you didnt eat it, she was nice

anybody remember going to the pub?

yh exactly

so mans chatting bare breeze earlier

callin the caretaker the janitor

jheeeeeeez

wat a wasteman n tha

Nor any other shitty little gobbet of council house whore's cunt grease. Nor do I want to.

Called every single janitor janny my whole life even uni jannies

creasing at comments

he was called the caretaker
and he got shot in a case of mistaken identity
was pretty awkward as i was in the same class as his son

thats a nasty fucking punch + concrete smack combo. she's probably dead

alcohol is such a degenerate substance

If you don't know a pub that's still serving on the fly, you were never a drinker.

I do but I reported them to the rozzers and they got their business licence removed

Yeah this was it

Plenty of cops drinking in ours.

On this day in British History

>1471 – In England, the Yorkists under Edward IV defeat the Lancastrians under the Earl of Warwick at the Battle of Barnet; the Earl is killed and Edward IV resumes the throne.
>1536 – King Henry VIII begins to expropriate wealth from minor monasteries.
>1816 – Bussa, a slave in British-ruled Barbados, leads a slave rebellion and is killed. For this, he is remembered as the first national hero of Barbados.
>1828 – The British 18-gun sloop HMS Acorn sinks off Halifax claiming the lives of 115 sailors.
>1912 – The British passenger liner RMS Titanic hits an iceberg in the North Atlantic at 23:40 (sinks morning of April 15th).
>1940 – World War II: Royal Marines land in Namsos, Norway in preparation for a larger force to arrive two days later.
>1941 – World War II: German general Erwin Rommel attacks British held Tobruk.
>1972 – The Troubles: The Provisional Irish Republican Army detonates twenty-four bombs in towns and cities across Northern Ireland. A number of isolated shootouts also occurred between IRA and security forces.

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I'm a nature consoomer, and I particularly love consooming the world's most beautiful lakes. Lake Louise? Consooomed. Lago du Fuego? Consooomed. Lago di Braies? Consooomed. The entire Lake District? Consooooooooooooomed.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckfield

Getting consoom and it's derivatives on filter early.

-economy down by 13%
ITS OVER

why'd he stand at the gate
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Mental how London did a number on me.

Since coming home for the lockdown forgot how peaceful it is to walk through fields in the sun with nothing but the sound of birds and the smell of the grass.

I don't think my brain has quite caught up that it doesn't need to be a permanent sound of sirens and people and shouting and cars etc.

>ciggy still in her mouth
lol

Got one (1) hour to get some work done before the daily call

>Getting consoom and it's derivatives on filter early.

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It will be if we don't get back to work reasonably soon.

you don't have enough oooo's

who actually cares about history

Feeling exactly the same desu

*s are dead handy

silence really is deafening

*raises paw*

literally what's the point of a PhD?

99.99% of the time the thesis is an absolute waste of time that won't be read by anyone

>i want to learn

you literally don't learn during a PhD, you're just learning to research which isn't difficult.

>job prospects

literally no, even masters don't give that much better, even lecturers don't need a PhD now

Fucknuggets. But there are a lot of them in here.

t. mr 8GCSEs

back from banned camp lads

deano was completely justified here

Get to call yourself a doctor innit

rip her ability to breath

Bloody cold last night, beautiful today though. Going to check my lines in a while then take a dip.

Only brainlets don’t have an interest in history

Wish I was there to protect her

business idea: piss and shit themed icecream van based in germany. pisscones and shit-whippies

Only cockmonglers think it's in any way important.

some nice head on concrete contact there
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I'll show your a PHD

>fucknuggets
reddit

only vfs care about history

WOMEN BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHA

We can't just let 80 year olds die WTF!!! STAY THE FUCK HOME PEOPLE.

Just go inside and call the police. Mans obviously mentally ill or on drugs.
That guy is putting himself in danger for no reason.
And he also just sucker punched a mentally ill man in the face in front of his kids.

It's weird, and maybe it's a novelty thing, but I also hated the suburbs and my boring fields near my house and being near nothing but nature because it was boring and felt like time stood still.

Now I'm questioning how much longer I want to be in London. Even ordering takeaways here, I'm getting full meals delivered to my door for the same price as one thing in London and there's so much space.

Very strange feel.

>reddit
Braindeath.

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Based, hate smokers me.

Post your best

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every intellectual has an interest in history, every single one

>Fucknuggets

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this post-conflict era we live in is unnatural. human males are hardwired for war.

im an irish lad living in the UK and knowing it makes at least one of you seethe is good enough for me

word to the wise, investigate cocoa beans supplies

are these mutts?

very reddit post

deary me violent apes
such barbaric behaviour should be consigned to history

I haven't been home in a fortnight and don't intend going there anytime soon, longest paid holiday I've ever had, I'm hardly going to spend it on the fucking sofa, am I?

read an article that instagram influencers are losing up to 99% of their income due to the 'rona lads

you'd have done fuck all pal

what a fucking faggot

never good to be in the presence of people who are clearly leagues ahead of you in a particular knowledge such as History. Always strive to learn so you dont get outed as a mong is my take on life

maybe they'll have to get a real job

the duality of man

I mean most of the stuff you want in London is in any other city in Britain: Women, pubs.

I moved to a leafy bit of Leeds with forest and hills everywhere and I don't miss anything about London.

cannot fucking BELIEVE that monica is so fucking disrespected in this thread, what the fuck is wrong with you

give instagram influencers footballers wages

LOL. Only freaky virgin weirdos are even vaguely interested in it. And some shouty gammon dross. No actual people.

NO

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What do girls go on? Pinterest? TikTok?

I’m trying to get #TitsOutForTheNHS trending

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Haha alri mate

I could have stepped in

rentberg and his mouthpiece on the offensive

Monica doesn't post here only the paki bloke that sexually assaulted her does.

>weak drunk manlet provoking me and my family
>boo hoo better go inside, babe call the police my hands are too shaky

Based, want boomers to die

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amer posted on reddit about the issue with his manager
old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fsvwy3/aita_for_getting_defensive_when_my_manager_asked/

>shouty gammon dross

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>Labour intentionally sabotaged Corbyn

What the flying fuck?
Labour actually managed to outdo the SPD in shittiness.