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t. mentally ill virgin freak

>literally 40% of left wingers have been diagnosed with a mental illness
absolutely mental

>Not caring about what thread you post on on Yas Forums? Yep you're mentally ill

surely it just means they're more conscientious of their mental health?

doesn't surprise me
remember reading somewhere that conservatives are generally happier people too

>yeah I l-live in london on 35k, st-stop being jealous *chad flatmate having sex next door*, th-there's so much to do in london *tribal noises coming from upstairs*, I mean it's just so diverse *narrowly avoids getting stabbed*, and public transport is so good, it only takes me 3 hours to get to work *gets blown up on the tube*

no it's controlled for

jealous of that other australian's big willy
it should have been me

do you have a link to the original study?

*wanders around a gallery for 45 minutes*
ahhh makes it all worth it

Find anti-London posters bemusing. If you don't like it don't live there, noone else has to live their either but 9 million people choose to, why on earth would you care what they do

pray maiden, may I seeth thy bosom?

Remember reading "leftism is a mental illness" in Ted's manifesto and thinking it sounded like immature nonsense, but then I started seeing it everywhere around me. Genuinely think there's something in the hypothesis that left-wingers are generally deeply unhappy on a personal level so they externalise that onto the world around them, e.g. I would be happier if only society was different.

london is alri ngl

>people who want things to be different to how they currently are and also statistically have a more standard, knowing grasp on mental health are more likely to be sad
this one's a real thinker

*eats some locally sourced and fresh roadkill streetfood*
hmm yes culture

Teg reggib reggib

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Love reading anti-London posts, keep them coming thick and fast.

You've never been in a gallery in your life plainly. Lower class people should not be able to afford to use the internet.

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going to smoke a cigarette now...perhaps two

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london is disgusting
the name alone evokes images of faeces and death

a fag a day keeps the rona away

>none of them disrespect Russia
we'll be fine

a gun cries

We hate it when our friends become successful

uganda be kidding me!

>german
>post ends in 88
hold on lad

Unpopular opinion: I prefer living in Leeds to London.

guns can't cry because they are inanimate objects...?

Downside of lockdown is that the pub doesn't open until the evening.

>London is *wheezes due to PM2.5 inhalation before stepping on my train where I commute 2 hours out of central to my £900PCM 12 bed flat share in greater london* peng
is this your work?

I see the London paki is about today
wait til Dave hears about this

too studenty

wonder what this post was meant to achieve

Oh shit. Better shoot some school kids!

your bars are still open?

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all political people left and right are generally angry as being political comes from a place of anger

>lunch with london coworkers

Plenty of fruit, veg, salads, healthy options to feed both the brain and body to create most of the wealth on this godforsaken island, accompanied with stimulating interesting conversation about politics or philosophy

>Lunch in whatever provincial shithole work sends me to

Greggs, high fat, low nutrition junk food, usually accompanied boring, inane topics such as football, reality TV or showing me pictures of their runts on their phones

I know where I belong lads, london has it all, art, culture, soul, provincial towns are soulless husks

love girls that work out

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LONDON MONG
answer my question from the last thread, how much do you save per month on 35k

that looks like a penis

Wonder if it's always shit to live in a city or if my perceptions have just been affected by living in London

Supposed to be closed, but proper pubs will look after their regs

no homo, I'd kiss that tranners on the mouth ngl

this is melvin

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uganda be shittin me!

>bars

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Unironically this

And yet here you are stuck in fucking Nigeria

she's left something down the front of her pants

I'm not him but I saved £1,300 per month on my £33k salary in London.

t. Mr. Frugal

well i get to save literally dozens and dozens of cultural experiences and new memories every month

imo it depends where you live in london

London paki leaves them hairy, you don't want to be like London paki do you?

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>Greggs
in africa? uganda be kidding me!

That's the sort of thing that makes the difference between life and existence.

>stimulating interesting conversation about politics or philosophy
i know its bait but this part got me ngl

westworld yay or nay

Circulation is just awful, just scanned my feet with an infrared thermometer and they're as cold as the wall

I need to be stimulated upstairs as well as downstairs

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uh

Nobody in Africa would eat Greggs. It could only exist in Britain.

Birds online:
>He has to be 6ft 5
>Look like an actor
>Bodybuilders physique
>Have a sports car
>Be well off
>Be a 24/7 jester and going out of his way to dance for me because I have a 100 other men in my inbox

Birds offline:
>He smiled at me in the queue so I sucked his cock
>He took me for a walk (because I am a woman and therefore like a dog) then we went back to mine and fucked
>He made me feel silly so I started to fancy him
>He ignored me so I started to fancy him
>He started to like my friend so I started to fancy him
etc
last one while the folder's open

uganda be kidding me

"didnt ask!" the incel continued to shriek exclusively at gf-related posts

Really liking it even the new series, cool cyberpunk feel, corporate espionage and that

YOU CAN SLEEP IN THESE HOLLOWS AND RIVERS
EXALT THE RIGHTEOUS AND DROWN THE SINNERS

no more studenty than Manchester or Liverpool

Source is probably some questionnaire, and 39 out of that 40% are self diagnosed ie making it up for identity politics reasons

The reality:

>lunch with london coworkers

Everybody leaves the office for 15 minutes to go to Pret. Spends £12 on a sandwich, a small salad, and a drink. Returns to the office and goes straight back to their desk and eats whilst checking e-mails.

>lunch with provincial co-workers
People usually have packed lunches of some variety. Sometimes they eat at their desks, but sometimes they go to the staff canteen to chat during their lunch hour. On Fridays the office will go to the pub at lunch together (sometimes not returning to the office). Much better team spirit

t. years of experience at both head office and regional offices

It's some gay modern shit that a chimp painted and old dusty shit that wasn't even good at the time

is soyify premium worth it?

You might have the ole ‘betes.

miss when saffer just made jokes

based album

Reminder that landlords can't begin court proceedings for eviction for months

Rentbergs on suicide watch, not paying another penny me. Simple as.

Do the world a favor and stop paying your slumlord's mortgage; pick up the phone and tell him to go fuck himself. Save the money and move to nicer property or abroad.

2020: the year of suffering for many BTL and scummy landlords

Gonna mentally torture mine slowly, she's already screaming down the phone at me like a child. Cunt has made my life a living hell in 2019.

If your landlord has been a cunt now is the time to fuck them right in the shitter, they're bent over the table right now with their pants down.

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Proper makes me laugh the copes Londoners come up with the justify their lifestyles

whats good for ugoose is good for uganda!

>Everybody leaves the office for 15 minutes to go to Pret
Literal council house monkey.

>PROTECT THE NHSERINO

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not cope. london is the best city in the country
its just you might not like living in a city

Thanks Doc.

you can google how to block ads on desktop and use a cracked version on mobile. pretty much the same as having premium

reckon im one of the biggest contrarians me
even if i dont agree with it ill agree with it just because of my hatred for zoomers desu

still can only see a snowman with a carrot nose

About to open a so-called 'Easter egg', will keep you updated

Wondering about what happened in someones brain to cause them to write the word 'soyify'

Youe literally subhuman. Missing Greggs and Spoons?

STOP FLY TIPPIN!
UR A DISGRACE

Hello London paki

Ah, I see the good Australian poster decided not to drop by today

Bluepilled shite.
If you aren't chad she doesn't fancy you and never will.

Office drones should off themselves, absolutely useless morons.

Looking on BBWcupid for a girlfriend lads.

ya thats what its meant to be
you should get into art appraisal

the only people who live in London are the poor fuckers who were born there and have nothing else to compare their shitty existence to, or those who were forced to move there due to shitty career choices and become bitter, deluded and in denial

no other reason to live there otherwise. unless you like cramped, exorbitantly priced, grimy, polluted, concrete shit-holes filled with rude foreigners and a few rude brits

uganda look harder!

britain people is gay and retard

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spoons is very popular with middle-class londoners

cant wait for May the 7th for the lockdown to be extented. Brexit all over again

You mean Mr No Life

looking to off myself next year

original content, love it

he doesnt work out he just doesnt overeat

>the good Australian poster (singular)

most of the non-local workers in high paying jobs are soulless NPCs that spend their weekends strolling Broadway market buying £7 sourdoughs and awful art prints, or eating brunches at instagram friendly but ultimately mediocre West London restaurants. I imagine you fall into this camp.

Not sure what you're on about desu. It's simply true that middle-class workers in London tend to descend en masse to Pret for their lunch. MAYBE Itsu or Leon or somewhere like that, but usually Pret

True

Going to buy myself a Pool cue off eBay lads.

cultural appropriation

I did it! Im British now!

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Reminder that your knees still smash and it only costs 50 notes for someone to stamp on your kiddies head until it becomes a mong. My residents will pay, on time, I. Full it they will be homeless and needing treatment in a 'rona ridden A&E. Povvos must die.

uganda be kidding me haha

Yeah cause "hurr lundun number 1" is real original too

holy based

I lived in London for 4 years and it's a very grim place to live with no benefits aside from the pay unless you're some kind of 'foodie' or into 'gigs' or 'galleries'.

Wish I had a house big enough for a pool table love playing pool

Gregg's yeah
Spoons is shit

LOL. Fuck me, are you literal tramp?

mate i know youre doubling down to save face but its just not funny anymore
give it a rest already

yeah she eats well

NOOOOOOOOO

nails - you will never be one of us

I keep saying to myself that I surely will go at age 30 if nothing in my life has changed.

Most people would think so I guess, but I was happy with it. During the week I was happy to just whittle away my free time in the evenings with cooking and browsing the internet. On the weekends I'd typically watch football with friends (free), go running (free), and go out boozing (£20 in total, when taking into account a solid pre-lash sesh)

blog on Diego

london is the best city in the country without a doubt, its not even close. that doesnt mean its the best place to live in the country

London's grim unless you like leaving the house? Summed that up well

I went to uni in london but I don't think I'd want to ever go there ever again

no, i live in a building

>unless you're some kind of 'foodie' or into 'gigs' or 'galleries'.
so if you have a personality in other words?

Want to be furloughed and put on borisbucks lads

I wish desu. None of my London mong friends will go to Spoons with me because they think they're too good for that now. They'd genuinely rather pay 2.5 times the price per pint just to avoid going to Spoons

LOL the fantasies of lower class shit waters know no bounds. Pret a manger is a shit tier dung vendor the same as Greggs. Nobody who eats human food would go near it.

inexplicably thinking about London

>pre-lash sesh

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Lower class monkey identified. Hurry up and get your povvo plague.

so many men delude themselves like this
they never go through with it

Ok London paki!

>dung vendor

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Dont like londoners, atleast not the new kind but its a nice place to visit, want to go to that national art gallery when this is all over. Honestly breathtaking looking at some of those paintings and i personally dont care for art usually

Ireland be kidding me!

up and atom

Name?

There's a large lounge room at this place which would be perfect and if I didn't still live at home I would put one in that room for sure.

pollution fucks up your brain so you can safely disregard anything a londoncuck says as they're obviously brain-damaged from the smog they breath in every day.

remember writing this post, have seen it copied and pasted time and time again, never thought it'd become such a classic

Peng

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wow epic kek based

I agree people get these confused.
It can be the 'greatest' city but that doesn't stop it from also being a grim shithole.

imagine larping as a middle class nonce on /brit/

this is a shaggers general and a working class general. If you've never been in a fight you do NOT belong here

very good lad

art is what separates us from the animals

literal child.. its just sandwiches and salads, and the ingredients are of an okay quality

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can just see in her eyes the lust for black willards

If you have the personality of a 32 year old digital marketer on bumble yes.

bet naught a single orignal thought has passed through her hollow noggin

Yes, I know, that's the exact point I'm making you fucking mong. I'm saying office drones are morons who spend far too much on shit lunches, and then go straight back to their desks so toilberg doesn't think they're slacking

forbidden sorcery
vinnum sabbathi