/desi/- Remembering Afghan poster

ARYANS BTFO'D.

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Choot - Honey Singh.

whats your take?

All fine here

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She wants the bbc not the black nigga.

prime bros.

What movie

I'm a vegetarian, so I'd probably go for some sort of madras or jalfrezi. Also quite partial to a chana masala desu.

When I was a young lad I supported India instead of England for some reason, and Tendulkar was my favourite player. I was a top-order batsman who bowled occasional leg-spin myself, so there were many similarities desu. I had a VHS of the India vs Australia series in 2001, which I watched numerous times (great series).

Probably some Mallu Porn

based? based on what?

I'd give your leg a spin if you know what I mean. To explicate, I want to break your leg.

>When I was a young lad I supported India instead of England for some reason, and Tendulkar was my favourite player.
You're welcome here forever m8. From now on you are a honorary /desi/ behenchod.

based on me cleaning myself with your mother's body.

The duality of /desi/

Nah, you're always here to be our firang cumslut.

Arjun Reddy>Kabir Singh

Me > (You)

I refuse to engage in ANY homosexual activity out of respect for Pakistani culture

can't stop wanking over white male desi female porn

Haha, no sweaty. It is prescribed that all firang men who post /desi/ must transition. Therefore, a man fucking a woman is not gay :)

Same but for me it's imwf Queen Alyssa Quinn

By Allah, behave yourself. I will give you a taste of my shoe

No coomers allowed

hot take on CAA

india should have just couched it as an asylum policy that basically asylum would be granted on the basis of religuos persecution from bd and pk

all this list what religion you are nonsense and putting it in with citizenship was dumb

hehehe ur mom jokes so funny

I LOOK VEDIC AS FUCK

PUNJABI PAKISTANI ETHNICITY

I am a foot-fetishist haha :)

That's exactly what BJP tried to do

OP is gar for afghan chad

How have you not been executed yet for your degeneracy? I thought that shit didn't fly in Pakistan

no.
they said you have to be of certain religions and they put it as a saying you had a route to citizenship.

im saying, they should have only said you can apply for asylum based on religuous persecution claim

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you sound like that white nochin guy from a discord screenshot

>mfw modi telling pajeets to follow ayurveda to protect from corona

just drink haldi milk bro

He's just a beta hiding from the truth, knowing if he gets exposed, execution is next.

Try looking up any BJP affiliated social media account

>tfw women don't like that here
Guess I'll have to lick dirty soles when I am abroad haha :)

nah bro. killing onesself is the only remedy

For me, it's
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found one

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Anyone here molested by their uncles

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*clad fuck allah ruined my joke

kek

>If you are Aryan
>You better start WORRYIN

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he's addicted to (you)s always says some dumb shit for quick (you)s

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No.

If I ever travel in Pakistan and get captured by ISIS/al-Qaeda, my strategy is to bond with my captors through a shared love of cricket until they feel sympathetic enough to let me go. For example, we'll discuss the golden age of Pakistani cricket with the fearsome bowling attack of Wasim Akram, Shoaib Akhtar, and Waqar Younis. It's a fool-proof strategy.

I have no idea what your trying to prove here

.....................................................not me