1. Ur cunt

1. Ur cunt.
2. What is your morning routine?

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>get out of bed, drink a large glass of water then take a piss
>feed the dog, make a coffee, have breakfast then brush my teeth
>get dressed, walk the dog then go to work
>check the phone while on my way to work

>wake up

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if it's a normal work day shower, breakfast and off to work
if it's a vacation/quarantine day I just have breakfast and then masturbate
also cute girl, but why does her phone have three cameras? that's weird

Post taftaj feet.

wash teeth and face
start making coffee
change water and food of my pets
eat breakfast and drink coffee
wash teeth

That a boy

>Wake up at 2pm
>piss in the sink
>turn on pc
>throw a pizza in the oven
>play garbage game until 5 am

i'm serious.

>wake up in panick attack
>wait 10 minutes until my heart calms down and i stop sweating
>check anxiously my phone and e mails
>drink a cup of coffee, eat nothing or I throw up
>take a 30 minutes shower trying to reduce stress and rationalize my anxiety
>leave appartment
>come back twice or thrice checking if the same electrical outlets are not burning for some reason
>take public transportation where everyone is looking at me
>arrive at work
>pretend everything is fine

haha i'm feeling fine i swear! ;)

No work, school, or early and important events
>Wake up
>Jack off
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up sometime 11-13
>Jack off again
>Get out bed and start day

For work
>Wake up
>Brush teeth, shower and do other stuff
>Go to work

1.shit
2.coffee

>Snooze alarm
>Snooze alarm
>Snooze alarm
>Snooze alarm
>Snooze alarm
>Fuck, I overslept
>Put on my shirt and pants, spit in the sink and walk out

I love men... be my bf please.

>girl

yes, girl
that is clearly not a boy

>wake up
>turn on pc
>piss and smoke while sitting
>make a coffee
>fill a 2l bottle with tap water

am I the only 1 who doesn't eat breakfast and drink coffee and wash teeth in the morning?

Skipping breakfast is fine but not brushing your teeth? Cringe bro

>wake up
>Yas Forums or wanking
>do other meaningless things like watching videos
>get up after 2 or three hours
>piss, smoke and tea
>proceed going back to horizontal mode

WoW?

>doesn't use electric

1.piss
2.turn on my pc

>he turns off his pc
are you some kind of casual?

I always get up with a boner, so I masturbate. I drink coffee, juice, brush my teeth, read the news, write (I'm a writer). I water the plants, I feed the dogs, the cats and the horse. The rest of the day I just don't do anything except reading, playing video games, or watching movies and series.

why should i brush my teeth in the morning, when i brush them before i go to sleep it's seems stupid

Literally made for deepthroating BBC

no, you seem stupid

why?

Ar du galen?

My favourite girl (boy), would marry

>i wake uwp
>i make coffee and eat a wow cawb cawewios and wow fat meaw to wetain my cuwte tuwmmy fwat
>i tuwwn on my thinkpad t460 with lgbt and boys make best giwws stickews on
>my system immediatwy bweaks becauwse i fowgot to uwpdate awch, woops
>i spent the next 2 houwws fixing the issuwe, tuwwns ouwt it puwwwed a wwong package uwpstweam, fuwcky wuwcky
>i open icefox bwowsew and go to 4channew.owg/int/
>see this thwead
>post this

7.00 wake up
8.00 get up from bed
Piss, wash face, eat breakfast
9.00 online class untill 11 or 13
Or stay on the sofa all day and
Jerk off a couple of times
Lunch
Sometimes i have dinner at 7.30
Go to sleep at 00.30