Mom starts asking me when I'm getting a girlfriend

Saddest thing about this is I've had creepy mom's try to set me up with their socially retarded gay sons. Why are only fags and bipolar women attracted to me?

Wait until you guys are oldfags and people start asking if you have kids.

I have three older brothers and they have always been gigachads, then I come along and of course I'm fucking king of the spergs. My mom probably fantasizes about killing me.

me and my younger brother are the spergs of the family all my cousins are chads and stacies and even considering all that my autist brother manages to get married before i can even find a gf

My mother angrily berates me about once/month for not having a girlfriend. I always catch shit on Thanksgiving and Christmas for not being married. I've considered getting one of my female friends to be a fake girlfriend for me, but it would just cause more problems. When I dumped a girl I dated casually for a month or two, my mother gave me a lot of shit.

Ugh, this.

My brother has never had a girlfriend, but he's had plenty of casual sex partners, and my parents know. I have good social skills, so everyone who knows me assumes I'm a massive manwhore. It must be weird for my parents.

>friends gf keeps asks if i'm a virgin
how does she know

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does your friend know?

I feel you.
I got it frequently but it got worst after my sister died.

The smell, she probably is a succubus.
Be safe, user.

She can smell it on you

>Girlfriend? Ha ha ha, not for me.

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They should know by now that you luv nob

If only I had the courage to ask a girl out. I think I have to be drunk or something

just raggeton it

how hard is it to accept that i am just wired wrong and don't like people. even my polish catholic mom is pushing me to be gay because she 'just wants to see me in love, and happy with someone, it doesn't matter who it is.'
what if i am in love and happy sitting comfortably drunk watching roaches crawl up the walls alone after a long day of work, mom, how about that than your 25-year-old son laying in someone's ass fuck sake. i s hould really change my phone number

>mom died 12 years ago

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Practice talking to strangers without an endgoal. I set up a plan with metrics for a friend of mine, and he went from socially retarded to being able to get dates in under three months, despite being overweight.

same except I've never been and will never be happy

Would it work if I practised talking with people on VRChat? I'm really autistic and I don't know what to talk about. But there I had a few okay conversations

Can you post it

she will stop when you're like 25, trust me, she will think you might be a faggot though

>mom offers to introduce me to girls
>tell her no because a girlfriend would mean less money for trips to Japan

I guess if you really can't talk to people in person, it's not a bad stepping stone, but you should aim to progress to irl as quickly as possible.

I don't remember the exact metrics (you should establish your own anyway), but the progression is something like this:
>People paid to be nice to you (waiters, baristas, etc)
>Cashiers
>People next to you in lines
>People in the same building as you
At first, you talk to everyone, then you repeat the process with unattractive girls, then gradually move up to more attractive girls. In this way, you gradually scale the difficulty level. Set your own metrics for how many people you will talk to per week and progress to next difficulty level when you're comfortable with your current one. I developed this progression to help my friends who don't know how to talk to strangers, using what I learned from my sales experience. Good luck.