One (1), singular, irrevokable, unchangeable, irretractable chance at life

I wish you weren't born here too.

We're agreed upon then.

But really, your attitude, and the attitude of other British posters to my threads, is one example of just what I hate about this country. If you don't conform to the norm in Britain, you're treated like dirt. If you don't love this place and all it's gay little quirks and depressingly cynical atmosphere, people treat you like you just anally raped their kitten. Britain HATES anyone who defies the norm.

I didn't read any of that.

On behalf of the rest of us, PLEASE fuck off. No one would miss you.

Nah you're just an irrational schizo doomer freak and thus everyone you know irl treats you like one

He's been doing this for 3 years apparently. He clearly does not want to despite it being so supposedly terrible here.

where would you rather have been born?

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God you're all like a bunch of drones. "NOOOOO HOW DARE SOMEONE INSULT MY BEAUTIFUL BRITANNIA". What the fuck is wrong with you sheep? You can't think for yourselves? You think you're special because you were born on this wet shitty island full of filth and poverty?

I wonder why people think exchange rates matter all that much. The fact that pounds are worth more than AUD doesn't mean you get higher purchasing power.

If you don't love Britain, then leave it.

The USA or Canada if I could choose. But really I'd rather be (within reason) pretty much any nationality but British. I'd even take being reborn as a Pole or a Brazilian rather than a fucking Bong, if you gave me the chance.

You have Tesco and cheap alcohol. What more could you ask for?

>It's another episode of first worlders suffering in first world
I'll smash your heads with a fucking sledgehammer.

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interesting
i went through a phase like this in which i'd wanted to live in various european countries instead of the uk, are you from the norf or souf?

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The fact that I don't even know what your flag is tell me all that I need to know: namely, I could order a commercial airstrike via Blackrock killing you and your entire family with impunity.

You ever been to those cool buildings in the rocks user? What were they like?

Did you come on here expecting others to mourn with you? You seem to be the one most upset over this, m8.

Most people who respect themselves respect their country. Unfortunately you'll find that the majority of British people are reasonably patriotic. Please fuck off and stop being such a poorfag cheers

What are you seething about, I was talking about first worlders. Nobody mentioned America.
They were like buildings in the rock

Isn't Jordan one of the nicer MENA countries?

>literally where ISIS was founded

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That's the same everywhere desu.

>One (1), singular, irrevokable, unchangeable, irretractable chance at life
>Born in Argentina
not gonna lie it could've been a lot worse
generally pretty content with where i was born

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South. Not that I think I'd be any happier in the north, it's been fucking grim every time I've visited up there, although the major cities are half-decent, Best thing the north have going for them is they're at least somewhat friendlier.

This country's drinking culture allows me a great way to cope with the crushing, unending depression of living here, at least.

The UK is barely a first world country. This country is not civilized.

Most countries that are civilized have a healthy culture of self-criticism and self-mockery. It seems to only be the UK where calling this country's shit out gets you slaughtered, and draws mass outrage from people who take it as some personal offense to act like Britain is any less than perfect.

>Unfortunately you'll find that the majority of British people are reasonably patriotic.
Yes, because Brits are utterly delusional and have convinced themselves that a wet, grey, dirty, impoverished, miserable island on the periphery of Europe is somehow the "greatest place on earth".

Aw cheer up mate, at least you can freely move pretty much anywhere in Europe oh no wait shit

Damn...

The south seems rather nice, reminds me very much of the countryside where I live. Cheery towns and farms seem to populate it.

No one thinks they're "special", we just don't hate who we are. I'm English and always will be. Better to try and improve things than spend your life wishing to be something else.

>I suffer in the uk

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ABSOLUTE state of this bong.

>he thinks the UK is barely first world
This has to be a bait thread there's no explanation other than the fact he is mentally ill

(you)

happy now?

>Yes, because Brits are utterly delusional and have convinced themselves that a wet, grey, dirty, impoverished, miserable island on the periphery of Europe is somehow the "greatest place on earth".
>implying the rest of Europe isn't almost the same if not worse

I WISH I was born in the UK. Just so I could hug and maybe kiss my 2 brit friends who are absolutely beautiful

>I suffer in my 0.922 HDI, safe, peaceful, country
I hate first worlders on this board so much

One thing I hate about Brits is their absolute universal worship of the NHS. Guys, it really isn't that good.

He thinks selective photos on Yas Forums are an accurate representation of the country.

Everyone in the West has that grass is greener on the other side look on things.

i can appreciate this, there's many towns that've been made to look disgusting by 70s brutalism mixed with unkept red brick housing/buildings

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Pic related.

>my 2 brit friends who are absolutely beautiful
Brits are not beautiful. If your friends ARE actually beautiful, then chances are their genetics are primarily not British, they are probably Mediterranean/Nordic/European in some way.

And yes, when I say Brits are ugly, I am including myself in that.

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are you talking about that picture I shared last month of literally the first house in the UK I found through google street view that inspired a dutchie to wander your country's google footprint for the absolute state of the UK and post about it every day?

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When I finished my A-Levels back in 2012 me and the gf drove to Snowdonia in my Corsa. Spent a few days camping, climbing, swimming in the lakes.

Not OP, but a lot of Britain isn't like how you imagine first world countries.

I wasn't referring to anyone specific, but the inferiority-complexed toothpaste comes to mind.