Wow... just wow

Can't they just absorb the fat cells from the last 500 they drank?

There are over 320 million people in this country. Is it honestly that hard to believe there’s some retards out there?

I don't think I've drank one.

this is no true

Even the clerk is fat LMAAO

really? pretty based. mountain dew taste like shit

its actually gotten a lot better where I live
the vitacoco memes are real, still sugary garbage, but better than coke. boomers are keeping it going though, soda with everything

>I don't think I've drank one.

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It's more of a poor people thing, but for some reason boomers love diet coke too

I used to love soda when I was a teenager, but as I get older I can't understand how people continue to drink it. It's just pure sugar, so I guess that's why boomers love drinking diet soda but that tastes like absolute shit to me.
I really like real green tea (not the arizona cans which are just as bad as soda when it comes to sugar) and coffee. But I still enjoy a nice glass bottle of sarsaparilla.

Fucking based

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Mountain Dew is really naff looking stuff

I'd settle for a good sarsaparilla before I'd drink that

All the Americans I've met irl were really fat. Like, there are plenty of fat Australians, but Americans are a whole different kind of fat.

Since when?

I won't deny the sheer number of fatties there are in the USA. I mean, it's funny to me that in other countries or just 60-40 years ago it wouldn't be common to see at least 10 fatties while you're out on the town for an hour. I hate fatties and think they should be put in camps.

Ahh the fattening genes roight there

I never drank water at home growing up
If you spend 18 years of your life literally only drinking sweet things, it's very difficult to switch to something different. If you give a dude who has only eaten fried chicken, burgers, fries, etc. his whole life a salad, he's not gonna like it, that's just how things work.

I've switched to using small amounts of sugar-free sweeteners in my drinks to avoid the carbonated jew, but drinking just plain old water is actually still unpleasant to me. It's not necessarily bad, but it's like jerking off with a condom on imo. It just feels like something is missing and isn't nearly as satisfying.

first time I had a mountain jew I thought it was going to be really sweet because it's all sugar but it was actually pretty bland

There are some american municipalities that had poor drinking water from the tap. When I was growing up buying water of all things made some Perrier drinking faggot so people would drink soda with ever meal after breakfast.
In my family were never allowed soda just like we werent allowed fast food. Looking back i'm very grateful for that

Friendly reminder American Mountain Dew is different from European Mountain Dew
Different ingredients, different flavors
EU dew is more lemon-lime
NA dew tastes more orangey. I drink Mountain Dew in the US and Fanta or Orangina in the EU because they taste more similar

>drinking soda
>drinking water
>not drinking black coffee all day