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try opening both eyes and/or turning your head around a bit

wtf

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all magicians are creepy little gimps

their whole hobby is designed to impress people, smug little cunts.

doesn't rise until 2am

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holy based

I’ve watched 94 of the 100.

Well I can't Adam and Eve it you silly numpty innit

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youtube.com/watch?v=JDCG0yHFupo

how did they train sneed to do that?

crashing this plane of existence

might insert a bullet into my head with a gun

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like a good rave n tha haha

Where my shaved sack niggas at???

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from whence shall we expect the approach of danger shall some transatlantic giant step the earth and crush us at a blow. never! all the armies of europe and asia could not by force take a drink of the ohio river or set a track on the blue ridge in a trial of a thousand years. if destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finisher. as a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide

*goes doopin mental*

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makes sense though, not a criminal or anything but sometimes people just look like runts, definitely the ones I would go for if I was to do a mugging

you haven't got a gun don't chat shite to me in my own thread

My fanny is wet for you.

>from whence
>from from where

Any good hikes around that neck of the woods?

very true
back when i lived in bordeaux, all young and naive me, fresh from the countryside i gave to every bum i met, got cornered by three romanis once, 1 vs 3, raised my voice, told them that's enough, and that was it
posture, that's all it's about

like watching magic tricks on youtube even though i know they're all shite

Remember when I was 12 and on a school trip to a museum and me and the lads who I’m still friends with to this day (play warzone with them) saw some private school wankers so we walked past them chanting abuse aha

What does the word "tutting" mean?

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how did they survive lads

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'Rona took the soldier :(

didn’t ask

Your face is shite.

@121421834
you already posted this today

didn't ask you snail munching rat

Literally everywhere you turn

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NIGGERS

shut up

aha

It's a noise with your tongue at the roof of your mouth, which you make when you're disapproving of somebody. Sounds like "tut tut tut"

toy story 3
springbreakers

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unironically remember a similar situation on a school trip to Warwick castle
us brummie lads absolutely bullied some posh school lads on the same trip

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LOVE Titus Andronicus

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just realised its a different list

twitter.com/OdiliTime/status/1249602054252707840
The police

who had the better escape plan?

blacks underground or jews in the attic ?

idk if it's related, but i wanna know where the TUT TUT TUT egyptian dancing girl webm is from. she cute

j'ai la peau douce

True. I’m aware of this myself. That’s why I take up as much space as possible when sitting down, I walk in a slightly intimidating way I’d say and I invade other people’s personal space. It’s all about the body language
Fair play to you lad. They were cunts trying to hang you. You were brave

tanks
i learned something

regret giving cash to this druggie once, played every trick in the book. was caught unaware in the moment of it all

>Titus Andronicus
for me it's Titus Andromedon

You have size six feet mate, you probably scurry about like a bettle

>Maker, art, imageboards, anonymity, free speech, cryptocurrency, hw/sw dev, anime, gaming, database, communication, hosting, scaling, marketing, startups, etc

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absolutely nothing wrong with giving a junkie a handout.

ALWAYS happy to help you finnish fren

haha pavlov

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People only see what you want them to see. You can portray any character you want and they’ll think that’s you.

boardwalk empire

too soon

What films we all watching tonight then?

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lmaaaaoo the filmer is based

cucked them pretty sure they could have arrested him for hurling abuse at him

mad how general crime has been going on unabated throughout this

looking through the local news and there have seemingly been a rake of murders mostly among dealers or travellers

that robbie one kind of made the news as it was a fairly prominent news story prior to all this but still had completely forgotten about any of that shit prior

Only give people money if they’re native to these isles. It’s that simple.

gonna watch better call saul with the gf tonight. no films. ive seen all the good ones

Do you stomp about like a pirate Mikey

yeah just saw that ffs, guy needs a bullet

lost my marbles

Yeah. You hear about the fella that got a wrap of a slash hook into the leg in Ennis I think. Cut the artery. Got the leg amputated but organs failed. Young joe Joyce. Big joe Joyce’s son done it. Videos on the YouTube there

haha this is me

They kicked his door in mate

gave 20€ to some old gipsy woman, she kissed me on both cheeks
what a fool i was, today i'd spit on her face, right in the eye

hey mikey do you carry a weapon and attack with a weapon if you get confronted with violence?

what's your long term goals lads?

Haha. Police in this country are pathetic. Little wonder no one respects them.

Too soon

My weapons are my two hands and my brain

Yer a fookin nob 'ed.

it seems this isn't just a problem in /brit/ lads

Yer a wizard 'rry

>Toil looms

>tfw don't remember all the banter we got up with in school
>just remember having a great time
>met up with one of de lads by chance a some years back and he told me story of the silly shit I got up to in French
prob my fave school memory, cause of how I became aware of it after forgetting

miffed

what are yall up to

okay good. you're harmless. you wouldnt stand a chance in my neighborhood lol

still yet to wank during this 'down
maybe tomorrow will be the day

i used to pretend to wank under the table by slapping my thighs. the lads had a great laugh

had a uni teacher from there once

reckon my toil won't restart until july

I'm working right now

wanking to tranners

don’t speak foreign

It’s not that I’m harmless it’s basically why would I get into needless confrontation. Do you actually think anyone would bother me in your neighbourhood? They wouldn’t. They wouldn’t rob me or bully me. It’s all about the impression you give off and the way you carry yourself.

fucking hate wanking
wish i could just press a button and get the dopamine while skipping all the work

you on that 80% gig? Insanely jealous

Boris should become our eternal leader t.b.h

Looking like end of May for me, 'stein already got our training set up to be done from home

you should try orgasming through your prostate

What was he/she like

because he fucked up our COVID response then almost died to it? kek

is he a paki?, hes from bradford and he kinda looks it

respect g. i was waiting for an over the top violent post, but you said the right thing. good on ya mate. (p.s, no you way you would survive denver my friend, even being street savvy)

Nonces

youtu.be/qPPzBIPQ_UQ

feel bad that i'm earning 80% for wanking all day while people are earning peanuts to expose themselves to corona

tell you what game I really liked, Manhunt on PS2

hardly, we aren’t really worse off than a lot of places

How do you even let your prime minister get to the point where he’s struggling to breathe in the ICU?

>people are earning peanuts to expose themselves to corona
thats me

just text the cokeman

you live in the ghetto?

Will never not be bitter about the fact that my contract ended three weeks before I was eligible for furlough. Would be earning £2,200 per month for doing fuck all (would probably spend my time studying philosophy desu). Instead, I'm hustling on freelancing websites working all the time and I'd be lucky if I make £1,000 per month.

he was shaking hands with patients and that innit

I would survive yeah. Survival and trying to control and dominate an area are two different things. As for your area. It’s America mate. In that hypothetical situation I’d be walking about with a gun on me. Simple as really.

I got dropped to 4 days a week, earning the same to work as I'd be if I were on borisbux

he was exposed to the disease... after that there's really no mitigating treatments with proven efficacy

business idea: make and sell slambang/four winds shotguns to criminals during this time of unchecked crime, though they would probably just rob me with said shotguns

Just text the pepsiman

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