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tfw no gf edition

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First for Rossiya

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there is no other kind of hug. however, touching your bro's wife's thighs to see if she has any hair there....

He does LARP

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but she is Ukrainian

would lick her feet

Anyway, I will do some push ups, abs and stretches before he pounds her.

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>there is no other kind of hug
Of course there is. There's the shoulder bump and the one where you're supposed to leave room for Jesus in between, also "bear hugs"...
To be fair she offered.

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Pidryulkin, ti che tut delaesh ))

Cool. If these guys say so.

Going in 30mins

Who?

I had 3 female flatmates for some time. One of best flatmates I had.

>Life goals

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pic of escort?

Where Lithuanian traps at?

I feel guilty now cause I used to pester my """"""""""""""fuckbuddy""""""""""""""" for sex when he lived in an apartment with 3 other dudes but then again he ruined my life so ok

Why don't you do these in the morning?

There actually aren't any.

sihteeriopisto.co/u/kira/

Nice cope Lithuanian "boy". Now put this skirt on

I do 10k run in mornings and pull ups and abs outside. So I just don't post here

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>no anal
Why bother...

enn i mei

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> sihteeriopisto
I thought this was a finnish way of saying shitposterino

What's the price? She seems like a good choice

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If I want anal I would fuck men

Damn, that's a lot. You must be eating like a boar :DDD

Yes and why aren't you

100€ 30min

no, I weigh 67kilos. Might as well be female

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BASED

I want vagina sex now.

>Oral without Protection (if shaved)
>Prostate Massage
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm user report on this

>tfw decided to stay in a LDR with the bitch for now, although I know it won't work out in the end, as it always does
Someone just end my stupid ass

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LDR? Are you allowed to fugg others though?

i shall await your review and experience.
I wanted to get an escort, but then I thought it would be cheating on my ex

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Nah women can't do prostate massage. They often have long nails too

That literally turns me on blet

>I wanted to get an escort, but then I thought it would be cheating on my ex
youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

reroll

fuck off, I'm straight

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Think it as this way your ex is banged by chads left and right.
Escorts are pretty good, better than your average tinder or bar thot. And overall it's often money well spent

>im straight
>posts gay anime picture

I'm straight too you faggot
this pussy isn't for dykes