/med/ - Mediterranean general

>did you work out before the quarantine?
If walking counts, then yes. But I did stop doing that a while ago.
>Do you work out now?
No.
>DO YOU EVEN LIFT BROS?
Heavy stuff for my mother.
>How's your diet like?
Not the best.
>Will our dads ever love us?
I'm sure he does, for some reason.

I read this fascinating article about the power structure in Algeria last year

mondediplo.com/2019/04/02algeria

What the hell happens after Bouteflika??

Nope. I gave up

>*makes you a massive meal*
even if they don't make it, they still "encourages" you to eat something that is available kek

go on

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you have it

AHEM

FUCK CHINA
FUCK BUG-PEOPLE
FUCK QUARANTINE
FUCK THE FLU
AND FUCK NORDOIDS

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Fuck this.

I hereby declare that I will not masturbate until the quarantine is lifted.

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post shoulders

desu I'd do shit like that if I wasn't self conscious

why user?

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My gym got damaged in the floods back in December and just as it was going to be reopened, the quarantine shut all gyms. The universe is sending me signs that I should remain fat.

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just eat less bro

extremely based

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The russian that made this is retarded though, most of this is not controversial

- Too much effort for too little reward.
- Don't care how my body looks like.
- Also injury

Don't try to convince me idc anymore

I first wrote a fuck boomers but I removed it for some reason

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the only thing I have to say, it's that it's fun
if you've tried the fun shit and you still didn't like it, fair enough

My stomach is stronger than my brain. The mind is weak and the flesh is strong.

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KILL ME, PETE
PLS

Test de paternité ou pas, si c'est pour vivre dans le doute et l'anxiété ça vaut pas le coup
Puis si un jour je découvre que c'est pas mon gosse, c'est fini je me tire une balle

That's all you get, you've not even posted your diddly form yet.

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Proxy ?
Paternity test are regulated, not forbidden.

>The Vichy France Regime of 1940
la république ain't free, the fields of france must be littered with the blood of freedom fighters, charles de gaulle aka "churchill's little bitch" is not my général, he is a coward and probably gommunist as well :DDD joan of arc not marianne the bitch ok praise le maréchal

i just copypasted that post from the archive, what do you mean they are regulated, in what way?

check the other thread, retard

nice ass, Kassandra

Where's Ikaros?

at ur mom's house :DDDDD

Try shoving yourself full of veggies (like raw spinach) and then reduce your ordinary meal sizes.

kargiaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Basically a test is ordered by a judge
If you want to prove a kid is yours or not (for paperwork or to have/not pay child money), you can
But if your wife has a kid, you don't just take some sample and send it behind the back of people to be sure
you have to do legal stuff
Anyway, even if you could, that would not be accepted by a judge since who know if you send the right thing

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I should add, it's just not paternity test, but all kinds of adn testing that is severly restricted (mostly allowed for police in some cases basically)

Look like you're bending your elbows a bit and you're not keeping your posture right (probably because you're relaxing your lower back and core).

Also, you cannot call people retarded if you've deadlifted with a plastic knight helmet.

You spoiled it now, I was gonna send this choco to you as a gift :((

I did something similar when I had to lose a bunch of weight last time, except it was sliced pickles and Swedish salad instead of spinach. Eventually stopped because I got bad acid reflux, but I dropped from 100kg to 80kg on it, so it was worth it.

Despite being a fatass, I miss the gym a lot. I hate exercise, but the post-workout meals and post-workout showers make it all worthwhile. And you can eat more and not get fat.

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>Look like you're bending your elbows a bit
i'm not
>you're not keeping your posture right (probably because you're relaxing your lower back and core).
yeah it's not even 40kg, I didn't brace
>Also, you cannot call people retarded if you've deadlifted with a plastic knight helmet.
I'd rather not show my face, retard
Now, post shoulders

oh shit
it's ok, it's the thought that matters

>Anyway, even if you could, that would not be accepted by a judge
what does it matter, you no longer need to justify a reason for a divorce, if later they want to make you pay for him you can always repeat the test legally

Test

congratulations

I'm not saying you're doing it to divorce.
but so the kid is proved to not be yours officially
here if you do it as soon as she gave birth without having a reason to believe you're a cuck, it will just piss your wife

i either run or do basic calisthenics in the morning. usually pretty light

>fuck nordoids

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The results are in, you tested positive for AIDS. I'm sorry

Banned again for nothing. Woo hoo

Well then try other foods with the same approach. Also just look at what you eat and try to find tasty alternatives here and there.
For example I used to eat quark, nuts and a banana before going to bed. But I experienced one time that eating blue berries with the banana in the quark satisfied me enough too. I could probably do more if I wasn't lazy.
But there is a solution to the puzzle.

Also you could do other sports too where losing fat is beneficial. For me the gym alone does not do it, so I do a variety fo watersports to stay fit and I learn a cool skill too.