/brit/

any niggers in the thread

god i wish i was free

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5g gave me dog 'rona mate
bill gates planned it

Nah her ya go: vm.tiktok.com/n3hJ3X/

Tomorrow we'll batter down the gates of Troy and I will build monuments for victory on every island of Greece. I'll carve 'Agamemnon' in the stone

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is this lady still alive irl

not only can americans not drive manual transmissions (which they had to simplify and call "stick") but they can't even fill their own cars with petrol (which they also had to dumb down and incorrectly call "gas")

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Hello, why arent you free?

the reddit search engine is fucking dog shit

this little cretin will be first in line for the chip

so glad we have monica here, just got resident evil for £30

>Stoke-on-Trent is in the south

im about to watch this
been lifting the weights up already watched
rear window
full metal jacket
micheal jackson bad 25

/brit/ has been pretty grim today

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Culturally it's southern.

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Fucking lmaoooooooo

*wish I were free
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood

yeah its awful just use google to search reddit

>OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE WE NEED SOCIAL DISTANCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME LOSE MY FAITH IN HUMANITY

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Americans REALLY DO call roundabouts "traffic circles"

Don't bother it's fucking boring. Only boomoid nostalgia props up this dull turd of a film. Not as bad as the Irishman though

wot

Retards, yup.

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everything outside london and the home counties is poorthern

it insists upon itself

keep listening to dnb sets which remind me of my uni times and doing a lot of drugs lads

ahhh

sad them times are gone just want to do drugs

yeah stoke on trent is in the south its south of the north

youtube.com/watch?v=8cpwaq7CxD4

mad how sleep is the best part of life

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why is it only in USA that you get so many of these morbidly obese freaks?

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Thank fuck, is it mathematically correct to call London English at this point?

still funny

yanks are too stupid to wipe their own arse

becoming one of Dublin's finest pintmen

go to a festival in the summer innit

>a task only qualified people should perform
>almost died
>I will literally park at the pump and wait until someone pumps my gas
what the fuck is wrong with these creatures

Dont understand why 110s are so popular they look like shit

no, it's too wealthy and successful to be english

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you now remember

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got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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for you

What are 110s?

looks like that singing fella

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

nation of slaves

calm down roger ebert

Gf's grandfather probably won't survive the night :(

He's a nice bloke too. Sad news

Might be moving up norf to Manchester next year due to toil
Will still be on London salary so I might buy a flat rather than rent

Want to put my todger in Emma Watson’s fanny.

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I had to do it once in California while visiting my brother and almost died doing it.

How the fuck do you manage this?

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just paid a tenner for a dick rating

arrest the fucking lot

whats the point if you aren't gonna link it?

youtube.com/watch?v=tBtr8-VMj0E

looks staged 2bh. why would a supermarket that size have such a small entrance? why isn't the leftside of it open too?

Air Max 95s

women in a nutshell

vile little cunt

Are you black? Who fucking cares

jasper carrott always looked like a turkey that had escape from bernard matthews' farm, disguised itself in human clothing, lived a happy life in the country and reached a ripe old age

anything special about that particular episode btw?

can't decide if my chest or stomach is killing me, but I'm in pain
should have forced a puke hours ago

this is what that yanks mum almost certainly looks like

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Yeah Croydon is real nice...

Yer ma gave me one free

festivals are nowhere near as comfy as uni seshes

In uni you go to the event, you don’t get searched bc security know you, you have a fun time seeing the same faces, go home, do ketamine at afters, go to sleep in your own bed

Festivals on the other hand are very stressful

>Trying to shit on glorious Somerset, Dorset and Oxfordshire

ordering lots of fancy belgian beer online so i can pretend im a beer connoisseur rather than an alcoholic

Ebert was a hack and Africa Addio made him have a spergout and the godfather is fucking dull. simple as

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He was smoking a cig and forgot that petrol is flammable

agreed

What?

It's literally a prisoner's dilemma, the irony is that if you swear on your Mum's grave that you'll cooperate the other mug's rational course is to defect. Sorry mate, that's game theory.

oxford is fast going to the dumps

his smile, his optimism.. gone

I, Toilet Bog Fart, as Cuntmander-in-Queef poo solelmnly swear fat I shill fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent and Burger King of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericrack, kike my predecessors before me in the Shite House, and will poo the best of my ashillititty, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

*solemnly sharts loudly on the Bible*
*the presidential poo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*

manchester is still expensive, unless you go out to salford or stockport you're looking at £1.2k rent for a decent 1 bed in the city centre

guess its over for you then unless you make some random mates that are into raves and drugs

Soyboys

how could she do that to her own father

I think I have successfully deterred those pesky yanks from posting in this ITT lads

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If I'm paying for gas, why would I pump it myself?
You guys just accept the shittiest of service. Do you also wait in line at grocery stores?

I bet she does numerous stinky farts a day.

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is it

Where does your poor N1EC3 fit into all this?

Got the tube wrapped round his neck

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prisoners dilemma relies on the cheated part not being able to go home and assault the cheater after the deal

what the actual fuck

wait.. do americans really lmaoooo

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Best description I've ever heard of for woke political correctness is that it's the equivalent of money laundering for power. If you sprinkle your drive for power and rule with progressive talking points and pander to middle-class sensibilities, you'll help your chances and mask your naked ambition

Crazy show

youtube.com/watch?v=S0qjK3TWZE8

SIMPS BTFOOOOOOOO

Haven't got a clue where the place is going to be yet desu, I should be bumped up to £60k then
Ideally I want to buy a place right next to where the office will be assuming it's not too costly

haha yea
*walks away and talks to someone else*

Actually gas is short for gasoline which is the correct term for the refined product.

Live Boeree did that to some beta cunt too kek

The most bent post in this thread by a fucking longshot.

Listen, all you little shits posting videos on Facebook, getting shirty with police, acting all hard saying “What’s the law? You can’t tell me to go home. What’s the law? What’s the law?” Fuck off back home. You ain’t hard, you’re a dick.

Well duh, otherwise the utility of defecting changes

Pumping gas?
Self-checkout?
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING ME THE SERF

the mortality rate still makes it a nothingburger

if your country was free it'd be natural to do it yourself

i hear that OBAMA is gonna raise price of gasoline
that's fuggin GAY

Being this much of a cuck.

currently pumping gas right now

(ass gas)

you sound like me
the sad cunt also hated jurassic park

Obongo cotton nigger IS NOT my president

Damn... sorry bro I’ll correct my behaviour

was looking to do the same the other day was gonna get some modelo off amazon

i didn't make it to 3 weeks off the alcohol
i made it 10 days then folded on thursday and got hammered all throughout the weekend
feel like shit now, bigly

nah the toil culture kicks the drug use out of most people, me included.

how old are you and what are job are you doing to get 60k?

Only to someone with a slave mentality. Which we can no all see you subhumans do.

yank bait thread isn't getting any replies

the old mental health has taken a hammering during this

me but i still get fucked every friday and go to raves

Meet me outside the Bunnings in Wagga Wagga and I'll shove a sausage sizzle up your arse cunt

when i went to america you unironically had to go inside and pay in cash at petrol stations, none of them even took card. would love to see their reaction to the pumps here with contactless card readers in them

actually they still don't even have contactless either lmao

imagine actually attempting to share £100,000 with a stranger lmao

Do yanks not have diesel cars?

death rate down for 3rd day in a row
doubt this will drag on for another month

>doing your own shit yourself is slavery

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

This image is Emmett Patrick Garcin in a nutshell

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chinaman just called me a 草你妈的 on league and asked me 你有什么可骄傲的?
think hes a little mad that he lost

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i pass the gas from my ass

The worst part is not being able to go to the gym and having to do home workouts

youtube.com/watch?v=dAbExu9BrU0

>Do you also wait in line at grocery stores?
no, I scan my own shopping at the self-service aisle like a normal human being

sad

It is when I'm paying for that shit. yeah.
FFS stop acting like serfs.

it always goes down every weekend

leeds? shithole

why are 99% of american stores stuck in 1980? Unfathomable how many stores in the US don't take card let alone paywave