What's the point of these states????

What's wrong with them?

Nobody knows what happens there other than the people that live there. This includes other Americans that have visited. It's the expanse that's near Canada. Sort of like the north-american bermuda triangle.

I think michigan has the most finn background of all states in the US iirc

to get flipped by Trump in the election

Does that matter?

We don’t want you faggots knowing what goes on here

Of course not but it does explain why I have a sauna behind my bathroom. Actually it doesn't because I don't live in Michigan.

have sauna merchants have tricked you?

Live in the suburbs around one of the cities and its actually peak American living. Affordable housing, decent job opportunities, good schools, cohesive communities.

God help you if you actually live in the cities, or out in the rural areas.

>Ohio
Absolute shit state that needs to be sunk into lake eerie

>Michigan
>Lots of comfy Dutch and Danish culture by the lake, lots of great beer
>East side of the state is full of Germans and Slavs outside of Detroit. Detroit Metro should be nuked
>Northern Michigan is full of drink Finnish rednecks who constantly wreck their snowmobiles into trees

Wisconsin
>SE is Chicago's dumpster, fuck that who area
>Everywhere else is either German or Scandinavian so pretty based
>Culver's is god-tier food

Fuck off, pop is the proper pronunciations. Go enjoy your nasty guido whores and folded carboard pizza.

Not that I know of. Is that a thing?

Wisconsin is German, Michigan is Slavic, and Ohio is full of angl*id southerners
the lakes only get dirty downstream of Ohio

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>eeuugggg maaaah geaaammeee a soooowwwdddaaa waaaatuuuh
Nope, see we're not as similar as you think. Motherfuckers talk like people on cereal boxes.

Spent 4 years there
Ask me about awesome things like:
>lake effect snow
>snow in May
>black ice
>rust on cars and everywhere you look
>15 and 25mph speed limits
>leave raking and gutter cleaning
>boring food
>fat ugly and homely women **excluding slavic girls

Being safe haven for Germans, Slavs and MENA people

Wait you thought their women looked good?

It's the middle of April and we're still getting a bit of snow. I love it. I find overcast skies and snow to be quite comfy.

>boring food
Nigger, butter burgers, cheap pilsner beer, and some chips is the greatest combination on the planet.

I’m an Ohio boy and I say soda. Pop doesn’t sound like anything.

>butter burgers
Dude fuck that nonsense.
It's like you guys discovered the frying pan and industrial food around 1942 and decided to make hot pot out of a fucking sandwich. Mothfucker just make a ham and cheese or something the fuck is wrong with you?

>Culver's is god-tier food
Based

To determine who our President will be

>Culver's
thank you for your service

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>you guys discovered the frying pan and industrial food around 1942
this is unironically true, and its a great thing
mom makes the traditional food, and restaurants like Culver's make the newfangled industrial stuff

Hell yes it is. Chik-Fil-A should be honorary Midwest food too.

I live in Michigan, specifically metro Detroit.

We have some of the richest suburbs in the entire country, some nice parks, a thriving car culture and we like hockey. A lot of lebanese and polish immigrants.

Detroit has this image of being a shithole, and that's kind of true when it comes to the ring of suburbs in the city limits, but is wholly innacurate when it comes to the city. This place feels crypto-cyberpunk. We have private police forces, the city is basically owned by a few corporations. It's also a party city, and is incredibly fucking fun to live in. We're talking impromptu BYOB, everybody's welcome to come and dance in an industrial lot type of party. Suits, punks, blacks, whites, middle easterners, w/e. There are a lot of wild times to be had here, I can't think of a city I'd rather live in as a young 20-something.

We're also the gateway for the midwest's entire supply of MDMA and LSD, essentially. The ambassador bridge is where superlabs in Canada ship their stuff in.

The UP has a fuck ton of Finns and it's understandable why. That place makes me think of rural Finland a lot. Also a lot of seaside towns where you see fishermen wearing yellow oilskins. It's pretty comfy.

As for Ohio and Wisconsin, fuck if I know. Ohio has Cincinnati, but it's peanuts compared to Detroit or Chicago. Wisconsin has a lot of Germans, but we have Frankenmuth which is like a super stereotyped German village.

There's my quick rundown of what goes on here.

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Those states will get Trump re-elected.

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