How do I stop the An*lo demons from ruining EVROPA? Picture related is their current size

How do I stop the An*lo demons from ruining EVROPA? Picture related is their current size.

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The Anglo Angels, you mean? I don't think you do.

Wow you really fucked up in France

Mormons are the only good Anglos.

First thing I noticed as well. What on earth are you doing OP

I was very wealthy for a time (had more money than I knew what to do with), but Spain declared war on me out of nowhere. My armies were better, but Spain can crap out an ungodly amount of men. I tried to open a second front by sailing a few mercenary regiments to Spain--that attack was very expensive and it failed. I was able to fight Spain to a stand still and get them to agree to a white peace. Unfortunately, the bastards declared war on me again a few years later and I had no choice but to give into their demands.

At that point, the country was spit in three and I couldn't properly defend the other areas so I just gave that land to my vassals and made them stronger. Also, the war with Spain was very costly I had to take out loans to stay afloat; the government collapsed despite my efforts and now I'm being suffocated by inflation.

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>fucks up as france
uninstall.exe, maybe candy crush is more up your alley

This post belongs to >>>/gsg/

Got gud

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Crikey. You're about 300 years too early for all that man

He's seething so hard it's cognitively impairing him.

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This

>424
you didn't even finish the world conquest in a blobbing sim how bad can you be

>hate anglos
>lose

>eu3 instead of eu4
Good taste, now take the EU2 pill

I'm still new to the game so I'm testing things out. In this playthrough, I tried to dump most of money into trade tech and it worked--I became filthy rich. I just didn't have good army composition before the wars with Castille.
>Being such a smooth brain you have to take pictures of your PC instead of screenshots
lol
I'm learning. This is my first GSTG and my second playthrough at that. I broke the English a few years earlier.

You should have picked glorious PREUBENS for your global spergout

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I respect that you're sticking through with what's otherwise a decidedly doomed campaign. Good luck

Look at the year, Prussia doesn't exist yet.

>I was very wealthy for a time (had more money than I knew what to do with), but Spain declared war on me out of nowhere. My armies were better, but Spain can crap out an ungodly amount of men. I tried to open a second front by sailing a few mercenary regiments to Spain--that attack was very expensive and it failed. I was able to fight Spain to a stand still and get them to agree to a white peace. Unfortunately, the bastards declared war on me again a few years later and I had no choice but to give into their demands.
>At that point, the country was spit in three and I couldn't properly defend the other areas so I just gave that land to my vassals and made them stronger. Also, the war with Spain was very costly I had to take out loans to stay afloat; the government collapsed despite my efforts and now I'm being suffocated by inflation.
Serves you right for thoughtcrime against anglos

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>Imagine failing as France in EU3

>PREUBENS
The Anglo fears the ß

Brandyburg into Prussia
The provinces are even designed specifically for grossgermaniums

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I'm on MAC so I don't think I can go that far back.
I'm still experimenting. I tried to claim the throne of a few neighboring countries but nothing happened because my prestige is FUBAR. In addition, I'm playing around with army composition.
I'm in a war with the An*lo demons right now. They curb-stomped my vassals but I have managed to defend proper France. I'm going on the offensive now.

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>What is F12?

How do preussens beat polish Lithuania?

ugh..

lol

by vassal swarm and allying Austria or Ottomans.

How do you not die as Scotland?