/brit/

i'll date a 15 yo girl why not

Is this CGI or what?

What's the fucking reason of the general? You can't even talk to each other, threads are always too fast. It's like anonymous twitter or something

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yes we do mate

that's not true

ARSE

getting put on the sex offenders register and having to go around the street telling everyone you're a nonce should be a good enough reason why you shouldn't

Nah go have a look at the last thread, plenty of talking

@121394155
Ukraine be kidding me haha

It’s about an electrician who goes into a police box (archaic now but basically a blue phone box meant for police) BUT the police box is magical and sends him over the world and turns his screwdriver into a weapon that he utilises to save the day

banter m8
something you'll never understand

crimea river mate

We occasionally make the rest of Yas Forums aware of the local menace

>rorke take your FUCKING MEDS your facts are making me ANGRY REEEEEEEEEE

lmao based stick it to em Slavman

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cold today innit

there's usually several conversations happeneing at the same time you just have to pick and choose which ones your follow, read, take part in etc.

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hope this pimple on my ballbag goes away before my meeting with a prossie in a couple of days

when’s the last time /brit/ gave a girl a spanking

Nah plenty of us talk. It's more like secondary school when you're in a group of mates and just getting drink and one of you say something. You might or might nt get a response

I know the basic idea, just wasn't aware if it's an ongoing series since ti started or if it's like "new doctor, everything is new, ignore the old one"

Forget it /brit/, It's Jannytown....

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cringe

kek

You can say naughty words and neither mummy nor teacher can stop you.

this
you need a high iq to be able to interpret /brit/

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People talk to each other when they want to talk to each other. Slow threads are boring, one-dimensional. Right now you can have 12 lads in /brit/ talking it up in individual conversations until there's a big unifying post, everyone piles in, laughs all round, bradleys posted left and right, one lad off falling through the bar.

arent you forgetting someone

doing a poo

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The one thing that unites /brit/ is a shared hated for Americans and the not so anonymous users of /brit/

[no post, just spam]

Any Azula man in?

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the bradleyposter is hopping on his vpn again

that's not true I love ameircans

*falls through the bar*

don't usually notice the australian accent unless I hear it juxtaposed with yankisms
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Whiter than you Muhammad

>the singular Bradley poster

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same
some of them anyway

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prefer yanks to the irish and emmet

If the UK was a sandwich it would be corned beef in white bread. No bollocks, does the job but mongs will complain about it due to its lack of pretentious additives

GOLOPTIOUS GIMMICKS!! GET YER FRESHLY ROASTED AND TOASTED AND SALTED GOLOPTIOUS GIMMICKS!! STEP RIGHT OVER FOLKS.

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apparently this is like a politicians accent in australia? thats what an aussie said when it was initially posted

very piglike

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This one's going above the /brit/ mantelpiece.

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a kino image, these are leafs believe it or not

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>lol maybe if I say the same thing over and over again people will get so annoyed they’ll acknowledge me!
i didn’t think grown men could possibly think this is acceptable behavior, even in a setting like /brit/

hate this pretend-poor cunt

I love redneck girls from America though

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would love a corned beef sarnie with lettuce and English mustard or hot horseradish now

Every girl in Moscow on Tinder is fit

Often get leaves on trees mate, not hard to believe

yeah it's definitely the 'posher' end of the australian-accent spectrum
we only have like 3 accents and they're all more a variation on the one

Would you let a Russian girl chop your bollocks off for a packet of crisps?

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wahey

?

kev posting /brit/ was literally the best /brit/ era in history

I regret not saving some of the knee slapping edits the lads made

wtf why is his tie so long

due to lack of leaves they decorated their caps with feathers

yes. i have a Castration fetish. i can only ever have truly rewarding sex once. and a Russian girl would be the one to do it.

what flavour

>the monobrad

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love henning wehn me

fuck up newcunt
goloptious gimmicks is a brit classic

Don't fucking ask questions mate

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190s meme has made its way to the Yas Forums advertisements

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has to hide the contour of his slapping cock

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hear hear!

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My favourite kev

do you lads ever piss in the sink?

Good luck with that Chad

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when a brit says they’ve never had sex and that they would treat their girlfriend very well this is what they look like

Cop or not?

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In the gold league on Duolingo lads

Post the one where it's just the kitchen and no kev

*hovers towards you*

1 sec

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Only one man can pull that off, and judging but you’re flag you could be that one man

Know a fit girl who’s got learning difficulties

She’s really cute

That they literally wanted the Tories to win over Labour. That the Antisemitism shit was bullshit.
Internal party report got leaked. It's the most fucking insane shit ever. Turns out there has been a conspiracy within the party of Blarities who have on purpose been sabotaging the party to make Tories win the election, going as far to illegally embezzle money away from campaigns in Labour trending swing seats. They also on purpose threw wrenches in the Antisemitism disciplinary process to make the leadership look bad. For example they told Corbyn that Livingstone had been expelled when in reality he had not, they actually on purpose delayed even his suspension, making Corbyn look like an idiot to the press.
Turns out most of the Antisemitism complaints also came from one Blairite who was just making shit up.

We talk all the time what are you talking about

masterpiece

Where do you live?

Depends. Im sure she would be will to make a deal with you regarding the tools she uses and the amount of local anesthetic if any she uses based on the crisp request specifications.

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We did it bros

going on a /brit/ stag do with the lads and we're all wearing these

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one of those lads is the absolute spitting image of my little brother
actually quite haunting

might buy some land and build a bunch of tiny homes on it then rent them out

All girls have learning difficulties until they get the belt a few dozen times

there you go me lad

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Need the Kev where’s it’s tim and he’s naked

Oh btw, the conspiracy has been traced back to at least 2010, so these Blairites and Jews literally made Labour lose three elections. FUCKING LOL.

For me its

youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0M

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Why is that any concern of yours?

Quite the turnaround

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Thanks mate, I lost my kev folder a while ago and I miss it desu

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grim

Did Bradley poster (singular) really just reply eight times to the Crimea joke? It wasn't that good

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