/brit/
birthday tomorrow lads
a ginormous hairy black gorilla man just lumbered down my road on all fours and let a horrendous hooting noise out from between his plump purple monkey lips
>t. Marcus Aurelius
Happy upcoming birthday mate
hope you get corona
my tongue and charli XCX's butthole just matched on tinder
bit racist
Don't care never will send the bill.
kek
what a chad
he's based
haha
took me a second but I get it now
Are unpaid internships even legal here?
yeah he'd ought to self-segregate in the jungle rather than subject the better of us to his simian mating whoops
um, based?
the pilum is the unsung hero of roman warfare
San Andreas 4K mods looking smooth.
actually what he said wasn't racist at all
what I said was racist
based cholo gadfly
Delighted to see local police told that they cannot legally restrict the rights of free Americans to leave their homes. Also delighted to see their patrol car facing no less than 20 armed citizens when they made an attempt yesterday. Live free or die.
Don't see how that could possibly be regulated. They're voluntary, are they not?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hellloooooo?????
thoughts on a coordinated mass /brit/ dab in support of the NHS workers?
I was obsessed with Noddy.
I took a load of acid on the roof of my house and I had a vision of Noddy crucified in the sky and it really impressed me.
The next day I just went mad for buying Noddy. Before I’d seen him crucified I wasn’t any more interested in him than any other kid who’s read Noddy as a child.
I was taking such a huge amount of speed at the time that I had a massive amount of energy so I just started hoovering around and would come back with bin-liners full of anything with Noddy on.
Rugs, mugs, jugs, didn’t matter, bought it all, to the extent that I started wandering around London wearing a red Noddy hat with a bell on the end. Which was possibly not a good move to make in terms of fashion.
and now you have the most virus deaths on the planet.
what a cringe country we live in
of course
how else are people going to get experience for entry-level jobs?
Happy birthday when it comes fella, turned 25 on Saturday. Feels bad man desu
B A S E D
When will the lockdown end? Month or two?
in this case its die free or live haha
overflowing with ferrous
Better all of humanity should perish than one free man's rights be infringed for a second. Those who would exchange liberty for safety deserve, and shall receive neither.
Leave if you don't like it
thats actually based
2025
all my mates gave me a right telling off because i was still going to see my gf at her house a 5 min walk away. otherwise ive been staying at home and only leaving the house for permitted activities.
fucking bootlickers
Stavros Flatley?
Nah some stuff you can see like child rape or torture and snuff can fuck a lot of average people up
will email my fortuneteller and ask
Hope every single one of those armed retards has someone close to them die of the virus
I have an inside source at the government and I know some things about the length lockdown is going on for.
You don't have to believe me when I say this, but some government officials planning to return to their offices within the next 2 weeks. Additionally, some heavy industry will open again by May 1st.
That's all I wanted to say.
burn foodhalls and gas all the cunts that use them
Better to die than live, like euro peons, as a slave.
bet loads of people who had to fight the Romans got really upset and claimed they were cheating
>noo you can't just stand in a line at the top of a hill and throw sharp objects down at us then hide behind a solid shield wall and stab us when we come to get you I CANT EVEN THROW THIS METAL SPEAR BACK BECAUSE IT BENT REEEEEEEEEE
they probably will considering how many people are dying over there
mental how attractive people have perfect lives with no meaningful difficulties whatsoever
Latin America is white lads
youtu.be
off you pop then, can i have your stuff
You're a cunt mate, doesn't matter the distance between gaffs pmsl
>w-we are not slaves guise i swear
thick cunt
Yeah third sectors and internships are fucking aids
Literally only middle/upper class London people can realistically do them.
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
you're owned by corporations and were mutilated at birth by your overlords.
*dramatic hamster*
100% based
fact: australians are the only free people on earth
state of them
imagine actually giving a shit what the government has to say
neck yourself
Happy virusday lad
>anglos accusing others of being ruled by Jews
business idea: feature on iPhone where you can scan/photograph a link and it pastes to clipboard so you don't have to manually type URLs
Youre' welcome steve jobs v2
if there is hope, it lies with the yanks
how often do you touch yourself?
wahey! wurray!
she's fit lad
Humor for highly intellectual people suchasyself
just copy paste you fucking apie
end of may it'll get loosened, pubs won't be open before christmas though
America is so based it is like a sitcom but in real life.
cringe
based cholo
That already exists lad
3 or 4 times each and every day
nice mic you povvo retard
Ireland, the island of poets
2 a day
you didn't get the Orwell reference did you
lol
Just one of those days
Based.
Freedom > Saving some 80 year olds.
say that to his face and not online and see what comes about.
I have lots of difficulties
rookie numbers
I don't read communist literature
Orwell worked with CIA bros
aren't you supposed to be working? what the fuck do you do all day. you sound like a gremlin
they are right you scum
if you cant be apart then both stay in the same house ffs
The Definitive Ranking: 4-4-D, just how I like my woman haha.
How do I copy and paste a link from my computer to my phone?
How do I do it?
>DUDE FREEDOM TO INFECT YOUR FELLOW MAN LMAO
The US is a depressing manifestation of human self-interest
not British culture
Orwell was anti-communist
>wanting to eat bloody meat
will never get this logic
he was anti-bolshevik
post the webm of the lad knocking out the kangaroo
2-3-E
Americans really killing their nan just for the ‘freedom’. Baffling people
2 3 a (coffee. if that's mean to be tea then wtf)
assuming you're using chrome on both phone and pc just highlight,right clip and send to my devices
Lenin is a personal hero of mine
Browns can't be attractive, at most attractive*
they should do it voluntarily but it shouldn't be legally enforced
imagine letting yourself be grounded indefinitely by the government like a child or a criminal
190 improves every edition
hello, based department ?
2-3-b
Yeah I want some bloody meat, stick some bloody chips on the side too
thats a good line can i steal it
give you one of mine in return: "the EU is a shortcut to civilisation"
don't have it
good morning buddy!
What's the opposite of man? Flashbacks.
2-3-D
24A
But what annoys me is you don’t know
If it’s tea or coffee
it's myoglobin and not haemoglobin
How's Disney plus? They have no trial but I wanted it to go through all the Simpsons episodes
55C
Wacky Bruce going feral
woof woof
*wags tail in excitement*
listening to stormfront radio
Praise holy cow
Praise the holy bread
Praise holy chai
OBVIOUSLY it's tea
Aussies are based af
theres no ads
mikey true and true
based animal
1 6 B
its more juicy, succulent and soft. anyone who has their steaks well done shouldnt eat steaks.
>if you go outside your nan will die that's what they said
they're going to die anyway
might as well not let their descendants become absolute slaves to a totalitarian police state
depressed (:
just download/stream them?
indians be like "holy cow!"
Morning vatsa
>listening to stormfront radio
HOWLING
simpsons which stopped being good twenty years ago, star wars which stopped being good fourty years ago and marvel which was never good. Disney is such a fucking meme
5 1 F
Well I said that in a thread made with the image, and all the non-brits where going mental at me claiming it’s coffee
5 2 F
I'm complicated
nah i don't use chrome on my phone mate but cheers for trying
no one cares btw
you’re ultra new to be responding as well
keep it on the down-low lad but you can get near enough any piece of media for FREE on thepiratebay
*winks*
>caring about what non Brits have to say
Haha lol
mikey's not australian
(rorke) fights (leftypol)
fair point
care to explain why you touched your family member inappropriately?
Straightforward, the Aries Sun Leo Moon personality will not hesitate to say what needs to be said and will not change ways for anyone.
Aries Sun Leo Moon people get involved only when their heart tells them to. Arieses are free-spirits who like to initiate whilst the Leo influence makes them love shining like the stars in the night sky.
Natives with both these signs in their chart will be great leaders with incredible creative abilities. They will relax by playing all kind of mind games, having fun while being around children and their lover. They are their best selves when they don’t need to pretend or when they have the opportunity to share their talents.
Positives: Enthusiastic, attractive and imaginative;
Negatives: Vain, superficial and impulsive;
Perfect partner: Someone who admires and takes good care of them;
Advice: They need to tone down their impulsivity because it affects even their good intentions.
I'm glad that this virus stands a reasonable chance of killing a lot of people and the fact that you mongs are willfully spreading it so much puts you in very high regard for me.
3-4-D
Imagine that all of things telling us no one cares
>claim to revere cows
>let them roam the streets starving and diseased
weird
3-3-E
Again assuming you use gmail just save the link to your gmail drafts and then open it on your phone
dont usually reply to trips but that is a fantastic post
Problem is 99% of them that are streamed/downloaded are out of sync, tried it on multuple setups. I compared it with some DVDs a mate gave me of the seasons (like the proper ones) and they're all in sync.
Imagine how good it would be if 190 got the rona and didn't come back lads
Cows are the Jews of india
no one cares btw
you’re ultra new to be responding as well
farts are smelling quite strongly of poo
my destiny has become clear, in the short term
got a rustlers microwave burger in the fridge
might cook it and eat it and drink a beer and smoke some weed
might feel a bit poorly after all that but I won't know until I try
>waaa
Love that video, went viral
Those guys on the road were cops too ahaha
@121393038
thanks for the (You) you fucking sperg
I just found out there is a /britgif/ we literally are born to colonise
raw
7
Cocaine or Amphetamine