How is military conscription like?

Please tell us your experience.

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its a joke

Sucks the first couple of weeks and then it's really fun and you make friends for life

>don't explain orange
>don't explain grey
what a shit map

Conscription sounds fun and I wish we had it here

But we do have mandatory military service

Depends. If it's only a 6-month conscription like Finland then yeah basically summer camp but Korea's actually sucks.

I thought grey would be no standing military (see Iceland), but Greenland should really be red as it's Danish. And it doesn't explain Myanmar which does have a military.

>I want to do something so I wish it were forced upon everyone

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just sign up you retard

>parabellumtugal

Shit our military is full of young officers who think they have to prove sth they literally treated us like second class human beings. Also it's wasted time not that it mattered much for me and it's sexist cause only men are conscripted

They have ads in bus stops here about how women are just as capable as soldiers as men lmao

It's not sexist that women aren't conscripted, it's sexist that women can vote. Let them stay home, both when there's war and when there's politics.

You either go and waste a year doing useless stuff like painting old rusty military vehicles and run around like a retard or go to jail for two for avoiding it

Why are we yellow? Military service is mandatory here. Only women are excluded from it.

>or go to jail for two for avoiding it
I'm not completely sure, but they still can take you after you get out of jail

I.e literal slavery. You get punished and get one year of your teenage life thrown away for being born with a little swingy-wingy hanging out between your legs

I am US military (stationed in Japan). God I would not want to be in a conscript military. The volunteers we get are bad enough.

Yep, you can't be conscripted if there is a court file about you in progress. But when it's gone - you are gonna get in trouble once again

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this is what strikes fear in the heart of NATO

In Brazil it is mandatory only if you are called, and it is only a minority, they never call people from small cities or fat ass that was my case kek

They tried to conscript me for 2 years but each time i failed the psyche test.
Apparently i'm suicidal and they tried to put me on record.
Kek, i used that time to enroll into Uni and by the time i'm out of it i will be too old for service.

>i will be too old for service
Imagine get enrolled at 26. You'd be commanded over by a 19 years old sarge

orange means that they're phasing out conscription
Grey mean that there's no standing army or no data.

wtf is that bullshit map

Кaк зa гoд oн cмoжeт cтaть cepжaнтoм? Пoнял бы ecли oн был лeйтeнaнтoм ибo звaниe мoжнo пoлyчить пocлe yчeбы в Boинcкoм Училищe нo oн вce paвнo был бы cтapшe 20 минимyм.

army post in my town closed down the year i turned 18 so i didn't have to do it
was gonna dodge it anyway

The governament make you waste a year of your life being their working for free.
And the food is bad

У нac нa cpoчкe был кoмaндиp 23-х лeт. Пocлe пoлy гoдa cpoчнoй eмy дaли eфpeйтopa, и зa тo, чтo oн дpючил нac eгo пocтaвили нa кoмaндoвaниe нaшим взвoдoм и зa мecяц дo дeмбeля oн cтaл млaдшим cepжaнтoм

people bribed a lot of money to get into military

It's shit.
You get paid 7000$ for 32 months where you do shit for the military most of the day usually, it's absolutely shit.
Food is worse than what armies abroad get because of retarded kosher regulations.
During passover they search your bags for bread and anything alike and if they find anything you go to trial

I'd do it if the country's leader was doing it too.

>mandatorymilitayservicetugal

Did you at least enlisted to the draft?

what are the most common tricks to avoid conscription in Israel?

>conscriptugal

ei se ole pakollista jos sen välttää sanomalla ettei ole motivaatiota ja ajatus masentaa.

Ah, yes, I remembered, basically you have a 50/50 chance of avoiding military service in Mexico

Update your data. Map is way wrong.

Doesn't finland has conscription too?

Pretend to be an ultra-orthodox, grow some curls here and there and wear the shtreimel

There's no mandatory military service in Portugal.

Does it work in Russia too?