/brit/

EU is a small fish and getting smaller by the year. It used to have a larger economy than the US by a long way.

wish i could be 10 years old again i would give ANYTHING

ahah this

loooool innit

but you'd be further away from death

The euro cope

This but 16. Would be a chadmode doctor right now if I got my shit together.

Mental how my life used to feel limitless, full of opportunity, I could do anything, be anything, I could fail and start again. I had time.

The little thinsg meant happiness, a bottle of coca cola (vanilla of course), playing Runescape til 1am, exploringa new town, the releasing of a new skill, seeing my mates, going on holiday with parents and feeling excited eating snacks in the back of the car.

And then there's now.

Still does

What's now?

You’ll come crawling back UKuck lol

Fuck off normies

>diazepam, zopiclone and quetiapine

Drugged up to the eyeballs

'pression

don’t recall asking

wish i could go back to 1999 and convince my dad to invest in amazon

Followed all the rules you were meant to follow, god good grades, a good degree from a good uni and got even a very good job, but my personal relationships haven't quite worked out and I long after somebody and no matter how good your job is, it's still a job.

Completely lost in my life, but will be moving abroad for a new job once the pandemic ends and hopefully that'll give me a new lease of life.

You aren’t even british, why are you here

Feel ya mate. Life has been downhill from 10 onwards. Fairly content now but where that pure excitement and happiness went I dont know

>study using spaced repetition methods and rote learning for maths
>go for a run every day or two
>fast enough to lose about 15kg
>ditch the autistic friends and become one of those guys who floated between groups
>get a facebook/snapchat account
Would be 10x the man I am today if I gave these instructions to teenage me.

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I go where I please

I saw videos on reddit yesterday of riots in Belgium with rioters tipping over a police van, removing the police weapon and firing it indiscriminately into the air in the street.

I'm relieved we left more and more each day. I actually liked Tusk and Juncker, but the new lot are dire.

ah yes, the depressing stage of /brit/
shall be taking my leave, my life is already shit enough without being reminded

Aus?

Come on baby
Don't fear the reaper

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My high school crush is in this situation right now

You can always fuck off to facebook mate
Like right now

Not even with the UK counted does it match the US. Keep dreaming pal.

CORRR

All the normies use insta these days, and my life is so uninteresting I haven't taken an interesting photo in 5 years.

Can tell from the second portion of your post that you cling onto being a social outsider for a sense of security. Bit ironic that really.

VERy tempted to start playing runescape again but just know it wont end well

Provided they stick to their word that they'd still like to keep me after the pandemic, yeah.

I wish ireland could get annexed by pirates
Cant stand those retards and their pathetic nationalism

Can tell from your post that you’re bent

You’ll never be american

piss off you little rat

Day 1163 without a gf: damn I really wish I had a gf right now

desperately need a haircut and beard trim

Might keep the lockdown beard once all this is done. Somewhat masks my pitiful lack of a chin.

dad called bob marley an ugly nigger during easter supper

>Babe I need you to smile with your eyes too, this is unacceptable

she was paid she can't say no

Cheers I guess

I'm thinking based

Oh you can tell she gets the belt a lot. Her ass is bright red under that maids outfit

you used to love us before we mercilessly ripped the piss out of you lol

Looks hotter this way

He has big hands

Do the others even stand a chance?

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Why are women so afraid of men? Come to think of it, I don't think my dad has ever hit my mum.

What a strange world we live in

>Look, I baited him again mummy!!

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im depressed

Are you scared of your fellow countrymen?

>female leaders
why do countries do this

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Virgoid

your assumption is fallacious

I used to wonder the same thing until I had a nightmare where a 6’10” muscular man came up to me and started hitting on me and tried to rape me. When I woke up I realized this is how all women feel. Even as a tall 6' guy that’s the same size difference that most women face when it comes to rapists.

for me its eating lunch in one of the toilet cubicles at work