Why have you not gotten yourself a nice trad gf from the Appalachian mountains?

Yeah, I'm from rural Indiana, I too can confirm that tradwives in a wheatfield (cornfield here) are a meme. There are a few hotties, just as there are anywhere, but it's mostly corn fed white trash motherfuckers that make you wanna reach for a harpoon. I just want a gf that's nice and won't pull some bipolar shit and fuck with my heart like my last one did.

because I live thousands of kilometers away

I don't think I will have many common interests with her and once I get bored of her looks I will probably want a way out

depends how brown you are

I'm a quadroon northerner, I'd be shot on sight in West Virginia

Because the Midwestern ones is the way I imagine American girls, the looks, the accents, the way they dress, etc.
Colorado girls also.

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You can find girls that look like that literally anywhere here

Because I’m a Northern Presbyterian and not a retard snake-handling Charismatic/Pentecostal or Southern Baptist

I live in Appalachia AMA
Note: I'm an incel.

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Good.
As it should be everywhere.
>one drop
>one bullet

How often do you do drugs?

Never done drugs. Never drank alcohol. Northern Appalachia is where the opioid crisis is bad and I live in southern Appalachia.

Oh so you live in Georgia then

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North Carolina.

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Are the girls there hot?

Not exceptionally so, but we probably have the most redheads per capita in the world if you're into that.

based and presbypilled. PCA or PCUSA?

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Maybe it's time for another Dresden

Stop shilling redheads to brown people.
But tell me more.

you really really really really really do not want one of these women

Basically the entire population of Appalachia is people from Northern Ireland or Scotland, and they're all inbred as fuck

Hurr, I can smell you inceldom til here.

Why not? I just want her womb to make little mutts

You wish. You'll find more inbred's in the cities and their suburbs in the north.

t. Lived in both places

So what you are saying they are slutty, dumb and easy to impress?

Any examples of the average redhead there?

>gun thot
>trad
If you want traditional women get one from a muslim country. Me personally I'd rather have an equal partner than a dog for a woman.

>inbred
Is this burger/kike code for "Not mystery meat yet"?

Cuz I'm brown, hairy, 5'10" and work as a car mechanic and I just lost that job thanks to the lockdown. Doubt any girls from there would be interested.

Why are Austrian women dominant?

At work I see this Asutrian girl treating her German bf like shit like having him walk her dog in the rain while she has the umbrella and him getting wet.

Possibly one of the posters admitted he was a nigger

The main stock of colonists here were Scots-Irish so redheads are common. Interestingly, the hottest redhead I've seen was actually a Mormon (presumably old stock English) that came with her family to here from Utah.
People don't racemix here, so I can spread the good word and be safe.
Guy you replied to isn't me, he's some seething urbanite. All women are pretty dumb, yeah, but they're not too slutty. The hot ones all get knocked up and married right out of high school.

stfu retard

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No, they literally have higher rates of cousin marriage than the rest of the country

Slightly overweight high school dropout, extremely poor (WV especially is one of the poorest states in the country, pretty safe though because whites generally don't commit murder)

>that flag
No girl would be interested, period.
Sorry pajeet.
Btw my printer refuses to work.

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Nigger you do realize that everyone knows that your ilk fuck their sisters and cousins at the age of 13