Do you think you could avoid milliary service in Turkey?

Do you think you could avoid milliary service in Turkey?

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what would you choose between getting shot or getting penetrate in the ass by another man?

you can pay around 8000$ to avoid it


2 large pizzas + 1 lite coke from dominos costs 10$

so instead of paying 8000$ i ordered 2 large pizzas from dominos every day for 2 years for 7000$(they occasionally had discounts aswell)

i hit 120 kg last year now i avoided it with obesity


now its time for taxpayer to pay for my weight loss(gastric bypass) surgery thanks to free healthcare

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BUILT

The first one
But just because I want to die in a war

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fuck that's expensive
it's cost about 1700$ here
Do lose some weight after you avoid it you fat cunt

famous turkish strategic thinking. you must be descended from mehmet ii

Jeez, dude. The feeling of mortality is not romantic. Just overdo psychedelics if you wanna know what thinking of your own death might be like

well you get to die early and society will thinks of you as hero its a pretty good way to go

>2 large pizzas + 1 lite coke from dominos
>10$

WTF I"M FUCKING SICK OF GETTING JEWED HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

t. hungy skeleton too poor to get fatter

ofcourse turks want to avoid the military, they dont want to get rekt by the kurdish bvll

we've reached a critical mass of basedness, lads

Turkeys gdp per capita is like half of yours

It should be the opposite. Gays should be sent to fight so that people who are straight can stay back and take care of family. Imagine what would happen if most straight men lost their lives and the country is now full of homosexuals.

And food price is double.

Nigga i just want to die without having to wait 70 years or writing a suicide note
Also this

Military service is the best thing for homosexuals. 24/7 Cock carousel mmmm.

what does it mean 'avoid service on grounds of homosexuality' ? wtf does homosexuality have to do with army service ?

Military leaders are afraid soldiers would be groggy and clumsy in combat because they were tag-teaming twink BP all night.

Imagine having military service.
Countries that do this should be tried for human rights violation

I think I'd rather just get assfucked.

Never thought I would see the day where I find a Turk to be based

>Imagine what would happen if most straight men lost their lives and the country is now full of homosexuals

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I think yourgay

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How are turks this based?

some of the best soldiers i served with were homo, one of my homo coworkers is an officer in gadsar givati which is special forces.
people dont usually dont fuck in the army the dudes i served with had bfs serving elsewhere or civilian

T.homo

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no which kinda sucks with all my years being Yas Forums homos are the only ones who show interest, for women even 5 years of lifting isnt enough

Isn't turkey third world enough that you can pay to avoid it?

So, you're gay?

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