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Based and Outlel pilled

youtu.be/Us3_8FxoAls

based

stupid chinky bastids should just use the latin script

>When I was younger so much younger than today
>I looked at school and thought there must be a better way
>But now i'm on the same path as everyone else
>And now I wonder how could I do this to myself

>Help me if you can i'm feeling down
>And I do appreciate you being 'round
>Help me get my feet back on the ground
>Won't you please, please help me

>When I was younger so much younger than today
>I wrote down lots of songs I thought my band might one day play
>But now that dream is gonna and my band is all but dead
>Now the greatest songs ever are exclusives to my head

>Help me if you can i'm feeling down
>And I do appreciate you being 'round
>Help me get my feet back on the ground
>Won't you please, please help me

>When I was younger so much younger than today
>I tried talking to lots of girls but didn't know what to say
>But now I don't say anything, I have no friends at all
>Even if I needed help I've got no one to call

>Help me if you can i'm feeling down
>And I do appreciate you being 'round
>Help me get my feet back on the ground
>Won't you please, please help me

haven't seen this much opression since 2012 /sp/

we lost basically an hour of shitposting for that ordeal

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is the toil over now?

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I’m a grown man and I have never had sex

suck my dick janny

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What the heck did you just bloody say about me, you little wanker?! I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Uganda Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on ur mum, and I have over 18 and 1 confirmed lels. I'm trained in gorilla warfare and am top shitposter in the entire /sp/ armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target to make fun of. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Mark my bloody words! You think you can get away with banning me right before the Super Bowl? Then think again, you little wanker! As we speak I'm contacting Rog, and your IP's being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm. If only you could have known
what unholy retribution banning Tyrone was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't. You didn't. And now you're paying the price, foolish janitor man-child. I will rain lels all over you, and you will drown in them!

if you had carried on posting as normal then no time would be lost
the janny is a good guy just doing his job, blame the early spammers

too many homophones

I am incredible!

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yeah but why do you keep deleting /brit/ threads?
the old was on page 9 ffs

damn these white boys are getting pissed lmao

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I am not the janny. I may be a virgin but at least i’m not transgender

Did not read nary a word of these moon runes.

didn't ask/don't care

Nearly approaching 5am lads, this doesn't feel healthy anymore.

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britian yearns for a police state

This is what’s happening to your wife right now Sergeant Rodgers

state of these trogs

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Used Tinder to rank euro cities, they are as follows
Berlin - 6
Madrid - 8
Rome - 9
Paris - 9
Vienna - 7
Hamburg - 8
Bucharest - 8.5
Warsaw - 9
Budapest - 6
Barcelona - 7.5
Munich - 8
Milan - 9.5
Prague - 8.5
Sofia - 7
Brussels - 7.5
Amsterdam - 9
Copenhagen - 9.5
Oslo - 9.5
Stockholm - 9.5
Helsinki - 9
Zurich - 7
Monaco - 7
Lisbon - 7.5
Madrid - 8.5
London - 8.5
Manchester - 9
Edinburgh - 8
Glasgow - 7
Dublin - 8.5
Cork - 6.5

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Need the Korean out of business as well.

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Nobody ever stopped to question how women will spend an hour a day painting their faces before being seen in public and then spend another 20 minutes washing it all off and using more products to ensure the makeup doesn't damage their skin?

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where's Birmingham?

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seems fair
surprised sofia is that low but thats based on nothing

The time has come

Tomorrow will be the day, no more will this type of treatment be accepted

Only had one cup of coffee yesterday and tried going to bed at a healthy 4am. Couldn't fall asleep until 7am. I'm not meant for normal sleep patterns.

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Started wanking at about 8pm. Just finished. Absolutely FUCKED in the head I am. Need need NEED to cut this out

no, you're the first. ever thought of writing a book?

did you take stimulants?

>it's g not jay

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>this window will close in 3 seconds

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Soon janny

7.5

>an hour to put on
lol no
>20 minutes washing off
absolutely not

(yes, there are very hardcore makeup styles that you can spend quite a while doing, but most people don't do them at all, and if they do it's not going to be every day)
>skincare routine
well duh
many men could benefit from doing this too but they probably won't because muh toxic masculinity

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Nope. Haven't taken a drug in my life.

ikftb

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fuck /sp/ was so good back in the day

Looking at some of the whores at work I'd assume they spend at least 30 minutes on that shit every morning. One of them just absolutely CAKES that shit on.

Me too, but keep in mind that this is tinder so there may be cultural effects

how is /sp/ holding up?

been there done that

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Honest question for night /brit/ I just matched a girl, she has a cool profile and seems OK to hang out with but I have ZERO attraction to her. Like ZERO, she's a bit on the chubby side and facially a 4-5/10.

Now some people would say is be a prick for not going out with her, I think it's just as bad to string her along if I don't want to have sex with her and I just like her music taste.

What does /brit/ think I should do?

Ded

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oops forgot link
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found a pic of janny back in secondary school

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just unmatch m8

think you should get a grip la

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mental how I can pick out yank posts before even seeing the flag on the basis of how unfunny and lacking in self awareness they are

>A 2016 poll of 1,500 scientists reported that 70% of them had failed to reproduce at least one other scientist's experiment (50% had failed to reproduce one of their own experiments).[8] In 2009, 2% of scientists admitted to falsifying studies at least once and 14% admitted to personally knowing someone who did. Misconducts were reported more frequently by medical researchers than others.[9]

one double espresso and 20 mg citalopram straight down the gullet

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Savage and true.

well maybe some of them do, also if you do it often enough you can speed up the process quite a bit

personally I always stand by the philosophy that a little bit of makeup to enhance yourself and hide minor blemishes is fine, plus at that level most people aren't going to notice, and many men will just think that you're not wearing any makeup at all

proper fucking hate yanks me

one cup of strong french press and two fish oil capsules straight down me gob

Gook bastard fuck off.

what can we do about this rampant unscientific behaviour

i may be tall and handsome but i'm unemployed so i'll never have a gf

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Just posting this so we have the complete set

Agree that minor makeup is fine but the bints that cake it on to a noticeable degree ought to be sent home from work imo.

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Arrest all scientists and go back to common sense and on the job learning

6'5
phd student at top 5 uni
got my own car
live in a nice flat by myself
read a lot of books
have a good circle of friends

still no gf

i've never had a gf so i'll never have a gf

wonder what it's like to be black but have an average or small willy

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Going live.

kek

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kek

ugly skinny fat lanklet thinks these will redeem him

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5’9”
Nursing student at top 50 uni
parents bought me a car
Live in my parents attic during quarantine
like most Americans I can’t read at an 8th grade level
Have no friends

Still no gf

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St.Swithin’s Day already? Tis, replied Aunt Helga

hey it's chrissy

>localised entirely within your kitchen?
YES!
>may I see it?
NO!

Heard this is awful

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not possible

90s American grunge scene was the coolest time in music in the last century

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Schiappa interrupts, but I enjoy Michael. He's a smart lad.

false. The mid 60’s was the best solely because of the one Beatles song I keep spamming in all of these threads

it wasn't even the coolest music happening at the time

bet i could do porn
i've got a big willy and my ejaculations are almost powerful enough to take someone's eye out

burn them at the stake

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maybe it's just an australian thing?
I think I've only seen heavy makeup styles in pictures posted on insta and facebook from girls I went to school with who do makeup as a profession; on /brit/ where people post slags; or very occasionally in a club/pub/bar, but they're clearly not the majority

nah - 1960/70s rock was the best
not the best music but best for the scene and musicians

I FUCKING HATE SHITAIN

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