Nice to meet you. My name is Matthew Zhang

>Nice to meet you. My name is Matthew Zhang.
wat do

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>n-nice g-g-good to meet you too, my name is user and I'm a professional

From which part of canada do you come from?

Ask some questions to see if we've got anything in common probably

>Tell me some fun facts about that place down under

gayyyyy

>Hey dude, my friends and I are playing Smash right now 2 rooms over. We have an extra controller. You wanna join in?

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Cringe who does this in real life

better to call him matthew than zhang zhuangqiang

hey can you help me with my math homework

unironically most college students

Hello

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You guys invite random people over?

*BAP*

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It's called making friends user.

When youre dorming you are probably going to be stuck living near the same people for at least half a year. Most people are more socially open than usual near the beginning because they want to find peers. Also you can't really afford to socially isolate yourself by stealing or disrespecting someone's space.

what's wrong with that user?

很高興認識你

have you ever been to Guangzhou (a city in China)

I take time with that sort of stuff, i don't just randomly invite someone I've never talked to before when i don't know if i have anything in common with them.

>socially isolate yourself by stealing or disrespecting someone's space.
Wdym?

IIRC my college roommate's name was Zhang. He got obsessed with LoL, stopped going to classed, and flunked out. I should have said something to him, especially since his mother was kind enough to treat me to lunch on a visit to his town, but I'm not a nosy guy. I feel sorry about it though.

Implying he actually speaks Chinese.

If you are an ass, word gets around quickly, so you don't act like an ass.

>You guys got a Wii around?

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Its nice to meet you.

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How is socially isolating yourself stealing someones space?

wtf

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT SAYING THOSE HIDEOUS EYES, FUCKING UNINTELLIGIBLE LANGUAGE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EAT DOGS AND SUCK DOWN SQUIDS EYES WITH A POUND OF RICE FUCKING ALIEN SOMEBODY GET THE NAPALM START SPRAYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok let me break it down. If you steal, or break things or do other shit to piss people off in their room, they won't hang out with you and they will tell other people that you are a shit head. Because people will think you are a shit head, they will avoid talking to you, limiting your ability to make friends further. Therefore, you are isolating yourself by destroying your chances of networking and making friends.

what am i looking at here?

the hills (doesn't) have eyes

WUZZUP?!

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>WHAT THE FUCK IS IT SAYING THOSE HIDEOUS EYES, FUCKING UNINTELLIGIBLE LANGUAGE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EAT DOGS AND SUCK DOWN SQUIDS EYES WITH A POUND OF RICE FUCKING ALIEN SOMEBODY GET THE NAPALM START SPRAYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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PHONE WALLET KEYS NOW NOW GIVE ME

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