does anyone have a charger i’m dying edition
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shut up anglo subhumans
Sorry, lads, but I hope America is literally decimated (1/10) by the end of this pandemic - in line with the case mortality rate.
russian dog awooooo awoooo
not cool bro
Yeah well I hope you and yours all make it through this fine and healthy
piss off foomer
Think I had a dream where I was conscripted to be a janny.
shut up monke
you are about to have a nightmare where I batter you
*batters you*
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time (clap!)
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
(I can feel it baby!)
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you... shake that!
In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl,
She on my jock non-stop when we're in the spot
Booty move her weight like she on the block
Where the drank? I gots to know
Tight jeans, tattoo 'cause I'm rock and roll
Half-black half-white domino
Gain the money Oprah Doe!
I'm running through these hoes like Drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
We party rock! Yeah, that's the crew that I'm repping
On a rise to the top no lead/Led in our Zeppelin
Hey
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Let's go
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
(I can feel it baby!)
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you... shake that!
Every day I'm shuffling
Shuffling shuffling
Step up fast
And be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money, don't be mad,
Now stop – hating's bad
One more shot for us
(Another round)
Please fill up my cup
(Don't mess around)
We just wanna see
(You shake it now)
Now you're home with me
(You're naked now)
Get up get down put your hands up to the sound
Put your hands up to the sound
Get up
Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up!
Party rock is in the house tonight (put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good time (put your hands up!)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good good good time
Put your hands up
I can feel it, baby!
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Shake that!
Every day I'm shuffling
Put your put your
Put your put your
Put your put your
Put your put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up
Had a dream where Stephen Graham was trying to kill me, he was playing his character in Boardwalk empire but still had a scouse accent and had me kidnapped in a warehouse but I managed to jump out
consider every time somebody has sex without my permission to be a personal affront
a better post than every single yank post since the 'god I miss the isles' post
not familiar with this one
but i know this one youtube.com
don’t have to “hope” with drumpf at the wheel americans will die in the tens of millions
hate posts like this, they ruin the flow of a thread because of the size
drunpf is based though
he is a great actor - mad cunt (he plays al capone in the show BTW)
mad jesus never ate chips
made theres no battered chips either
sorry for party rocking
mental how jesus went to england as an adolescent
love trumps hate
based
yeah he canonically ate fish and chips as well while on his break from the copper/tin mine
I agree he’s killed more yanks than al qaeda ever could with his hap hazard approach to covid
Actual choon youtu.be
rex was a texan out of new orleans and he traveled with the carnival shows
battered chips are a Wolverhampton speciality
orange chips innit
Just think he's ingrained in my brain as scary from playing combo. Have you seen the virtues? He's amazing in that
woah....
>only 7 new cases yesterday in nsw
come on boys we can do it
Pakistan is based
why are brown people stupid?
tune
'Vauxhall and I' is a good album name
i like him cuz he looks like hes a bro from boston
ran bumper cars sucked cheap niggars and he candied up his nose
fuck off ivan
anyone else worried that their parents might die of the flu
genuinely very happy for bojo, good on him
calm down Ameer the queer
Yeah mums got asthma
yes mate
this
hi lads :3
> NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING PARENTINOS
People die get over it
not allowed to see my family in person atm cause mumsie's taking precautions
Dunno if they’re especially stupid but the media tries really, really, really, really hard to pretend like they’re smarter than they are.
Love Belle and Sebastian
his fake illness was a dominic cummings master stroke
empathetic and not mean-spirited commonwealth posts
callous and needlessly edgy yank post
Did you lads ever play smear the queer when you were younger
Reckon adults have put a stop to kids playing that these days
Based.
Oh dear oh dear
Text your dad back Em.
remember back in the 00s when if something was bad you'd say 'that's so gay'
can't do that anymore
this song has a surprising amount of lyrics
Goddamn I love this film
deary me
do that every day wdym
which one of you lads is telling secrets?
based
you've got a bit of shit on your nose
Will do.
How old are you lad? 17? That’s how old I was when I confronted the inevitability of death. No point in worrying about something inevitable.
shall put aside the responding to yourself for a moment and point out that there's no need to be an edgelord mate not in the spirit of this general
we used to beat up the girls at school
pc brigade'd be down your throat these days
I still do that in my best circle of mates but they know I do it ironically
yea honestly wouldn't give a shit about this lockdown and would proper take the piss out the one exercise a day and essential shopping only rules if it weren't for dad
If you’ve ever been around teenagers they still say that
how new?
If death from Coronavirus was inevitable the governments of the world wouldn't have put billions in lockdown would they?
Can hardly grasp the yankposter attitude sometimes, get a bloody grip
I go to this pub quite often
quite depressed if i be honest with you my lads
why my lad? you can tell me
I remember one time at uni my mate (who I'd been friends with for years before then) said 'that's so gay' in a conversation and the group went all silent and turned on him was very grim
about 2 hours
damn that sucks
drugs
How can you tell he replied to himself and it’s not another random USA flag? Sometimes I’ve responded to myself... did I look like a Mong?
>death from Coronavirus
he didn't say this though, he just said death, which is inevitable. sad that you were trying this hard to one-up him and it just ended up making you look foolish
Who up? X
so is everyone that posts here late at night i reckon
quit the drugs you mong and grow a personality instead
when the borders open lets grab a pint lad
Kek what a bunch of gay cunts
I'm not just got nothing better to do
I wonder if the children of zoomers will look on their parents generation as hatefully as zoomers look at boomers. I wonder how much worse they will be than zoomers are now. I blame the internet and lack of military service in youth. I'm a millennial in case you thought I was a boomer because I have boomer opinions
FUGGETITJAKE
I'm not generally - love my life
the only thing that annoys me is this lockdown shit which stunted things greatly
Good, words have power and bigotry starts from the ground up. Social shaming is a great way to stop the spread of homicidal homphobia and queerphobia
you cant say that to him hes depressed
Fucking nothing as fantastically unrealistic as the liberal penchant for putting extremely average and unremarkable shitskins on a pedestal.
oh you fucking dickhead the whole conversation started because a lad asked if people were worried about their parents dying from the current situation
Fucking IDIOT, what compels yankposters to talk about stuff like they're the absolute authority on it even it makes them look publicly foolish? I like yanks in real life but you're just ridiculous
have you tried the nachos?
Who /fiesta st/ here?
Ok boomer