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does anyone have a charger i’m dying edition

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shut up anglo subhumans

Sorry, lads, but I hope America is literally decimated (1/10) by the end of this pandemic - in line with the case mortality rate.

russian dog awooooo awoooo

not cool bro

Yeah well I hope you and yours all make it through this fine and healthy

piss off foomer

Think I had a dream where I was conscripted to be a janny.

shut up monke

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you are about to have a nightmare where I batter you
*batters you*

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time (clap!)

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
(I can feel it baby!)
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you... shake that!

In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl,
She on my jock non-stop when we're in the spot
Booty move her weight like she on the block
Where the drank? I gots to know
Tight jeans, tattoo 'cause I'm rock and roll
Half-black half-white domino
Gain the money Oprah Doe!

I'm running through these hoes like Drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
We party rock! Yeah, that's the crew that I'm repping
On a rise to the top no lead/Led in our Zeppelin
Hey

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Let's go

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
(I can feel it baby!)
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you... shake that!

Every day I'm shuffling
Shuffling shuffling

Step up fast
And be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money, don't be mad,
Now stop – hating's bad

One more shot for us
(Another round)
Please fill up my cup
(Don't mess around)
We just wanna see
(You shake it now)
Now you're home with me
(You're naked now)

Get up get down put your hands up to the sound
Put your hands up to the sound
Get up
Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up!

Party rock is in the house tonight (put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good time (put your hands up!)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (put your hands up!)
Everybody just have a good good good time

Put your hands up
I can feel it, baby!
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Shake that!
Every day I'm shuffling

Put your put your
Put your put your
Put your put your
Put your put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up

Had a dream where Stephen Graham was trying to kill me, he was playing his character in Boardwalk empire but still had a scouse accent and had me kidnapped in a warehouse but I managed to jump out

consider every time somebody has sex without my permission to be a personal affront

a better post than every single yank post since the 'god I miss the isles' post

not familiar with this one
but i know this one youtube.com/watch?v=xFeJU2fIKlY

don’t have to “hope” with drumpf at the wheel americans will die in the tens of millions

hate posts like this, they ruin the flow of a thread because of the size

drunpf is based though

he is a great actor - mad cunt (he plays al capone in the show BTW)

mad jesus never ate chips

made theres no battered chips either

sorry for party rocking

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mental how jesus went to england as an adolescent

love trumps hate

based

yeah he canonically ate fish and chips as well while on his break from the copper/tin mine

I agree he’s killed more yanks than al qaeda ever could with his hap hazard approach to covid

Actual choon youtu.be/5-aB4wtWiYI

rex was a texan out of new orleans and he traveled with the carnival shows

battered chips are a Wolverhampton speciality
orange chips innit

Just think he's ingrained in my brain as scary from playing combo. Have you seen the virtues? He's amazing in that

woah....

>only 7 new cases yesterday in nsw
come on boys we can do it

Pakistan is based

why are brown people stupid?

tune

'Vauxhall and I' is a good album name

i like him cuz he looks like hes a bro from boston

ran bumper cars sucked cheap niggars and he candied up his nose

fuck off ivan

anyone else worried that their parents might die of the flu

genuinely very happy for bojo, good on him

calm down Ameer the queer

Yeah mums got asthma

yes mate

this

hi lads :3

> NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING PARENTINOS


People die get over it

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not allowed to see my family in person atm cause mumsie's taking precautions

Dunno if they’re especially stupid but the media tries really, really, really, really hard to pretend like they’re smarter than they are.

Love Belle and Sebastian

his fake illness was a dominic cummings master stroke

empathetic and not mean-spirited commonwealth posts
callous and needlessly edgy yank post

Did you lads ever play smear the queer when you were younger

Reckon adults have put a stop to kids playing that these days

Based.

Oh dear oh dear

Text your dad back Em.

remember back in the 00s when if something was bad you'd say 'that's so gay'
can't do that anymore

this song has a surprising amount of lyrics

Goddamn I love this film

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deary me

do that every day wdym

which one of you lads is telling secrets?

based
you've got a bit of shit on your nose

Will do.

How old are you lad? 17? That’s how old I was when I confronted the inevitability of death. No point in worrying about something inevitable.

shall put aside the responding to yourself for a moment and point out that there's no need to be an edgelord mate not in the spirit of this general

we used to beat up the girls at school
pc brigade'd be down your throat these days

I still do that in my best circle of mates but they know I do it ironically

yea honestly wouldn't give a shit about this lockdown and would proper take the piss out the one exercise a day and essential shopping only rules if it weren't for dad

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If you’ve ever been around teenagers they still say that

how new?

If death from Coronavirus was inevitable the governments of the world wouldn't have put billions in lockdown would they?
Can hardly grasp the yankposter attitude sometimes, get a bloody grip

I go to this pub quite often

quite depressed if i be honest with you my lads

why my lad? you can tell me

I remember one time at uni my mate (who I'd been friends with for years before then) said 'that's so gay' in a conversation and the group went all silent and turned on him was very grim

about 2 hours

damn that sucks

drugs

How can you tell he replied to himself and it’s not another random USA flag? Sometimes I’ve responded to myself... did I look like a Mong?

>death from Coronavirus
he didn't say this though, he just said death, which is inevitable. sad that you were trying this hard to one-up him and it just ended up making you look foolish

Who up? X

so is everyone that posts here late at night i reckon

quit the drugs you mong and grow a personality instead

when the borders open lets grab a pint lad

Kek what a bunch of gay cunts

I'm not just got nothing better to do

I wonder if the children of zoomers will look on their parents generation as hatefully as zoomers look at boomers. I wonder how much worse they will be than zoomers are now. I blame the internet and lack of military service in youth. I'm a millennial in case you thought I was a boomer because I have boomer opinions

FUGGETITJAKE

I'm not generally - love my life
the only thing that annoys me is this lockdown shit which stunted things greatly

Good, words have power and bigotry starts from the ground up. Social shaming is a great way to stop the spread of homicidal homphobia and queerphobia

you cant say that to him hes depressed

Fucking nothing as fantastically unrealistic as the liberal penchant for putting extremely average and unremarkable shitskins on a pedestal.

oh you fucking dickhead the whole conversation started because a lad asked if people were worried about their parents dying from the current situation
Fucking IDIOT, what compels yankposters to talk about stuff like they're the absolute authority on it even it makes them look publicly foolish? I like yanks in real life but you're just ridiculous

have you tried the nachos?

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Who /fiesta st/ here?

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Ok boomer