/brit/

look at that mustache

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The poster below is a nigger.

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>rap
simply shan't

haven't imbibed in a long while which for me is the only net benefit of this lockdown

Just how it should be

this is the worst kind of yank dialect

youtube.com/watch?v=9_wFw1O3BR8

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poo

Lads whats your spread of choice for Hot Cross Buns?

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explain

youtube.com/watch?v=4L3iFvQHUa8
for the aussie carpenter brap enthusiast

poo nigger

Yanks be like vulvoh

alright /brit/ state your name and gimmick

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Might message a french girl on interpals who I was speaking to about 3 yrs ago but I stopped replying

He's not a happy chappy

looooool you are a nigger

What's the story behind this webm?

dunno dont like them

nigger

>mooseys got the swiper

Balmer

cheers

DUDE

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Jaw dropped when I first heard one of this cunts songs. Viscerally cringes at the cunt. Also the most obvious industry plant I've ever seen

Haven't ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.

Have no money until Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money flew out

> brits be like I’m cultured cause I get blackout drunk every weekend at the club and do cocaine

nigger nigger nigger

brown bastard

>Name
user
>Gimmick
Rorke soiling his Next jeans posting

sheed

do it

no, this is
youtube.com/watch?v=9PWjqgM_CU8

Dislike how detailed some pornos are, feel like they should almost blur it slightly, or get a better makeup team to hide all the little bruises, skin problems, etc on the girl

>brits be like "putting fish next to chips is culture"

youtube.com/watch?v=Kmum-eT4hzM

yea a bit grim when you see the track marks from their heroin usage

Holy heckerino, they said the naughty word on their book cover doopin' relatable

wogs love currants you soft cunts they stick them in curry

holy sh*t this is some edgy stuff
going to give it a read after watching end of the f*cking world

Why must people be so vulgar? Just because you can swear doesn't mean you should.

Deano Ritual Sacrifice (2018 colourised)

Initially Deonos had sacrificed traffic cones and other items of public property to the Tyne River Gods. Their chants of "waheeeeeeey lad" have been found recorded on discarded kebab trays dating back to ancient times. However once Mobike settlers reached the area in the 2010's the Deanos soon learned they'd be way more of a legend if they tossed rental Bikes in there. A major cultural difference that was to cause much friction between the two groups

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cannot stand that autist voice

explain

seethe

online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3356

One for the big boys

this is what america used to be about
youtube.com/watch?v=3GO7qQXjMV0

You'd know wouldnt you paki bastid

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have you ever had a post thats been read

this sounds completely normal to me. what's the problem?

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he sounds retarded

Xin Dingdongs "The Routing of the loutish Deano" (oil on canvas) A depiction of the Mobike victory over the disorganised Deano hordes.

Historians speculate that the Deanos home ground advantage in the war was negated due to their habit of throwing their essential equipment into the Tyne River because "we're fucking legeeeeendz us" - a term that has continued to baffle historians since.

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Thats Jarvis Cocker

something tells me this isnt the original

hmm not sure about this one desu

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say what you want about poleaboo, lisicki, schizo, rorke and fat cam, emma yank is the worst poster that has ever been on this general

How do I find a self destructive heroin addict gf? Seems very romantic to me.

*COOF* *COOF*

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nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger
nigger nig nig ger

fuck those carribean countries.

Mobike corporate mercenaries deploy into the Tyne Region to secure a future for their bike rental service in the face of rampant nihilistic Deano aggression. (2019 decolourised)

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you mean liam?

he sounds like the voice i read text in comic sans in my head in

Na fuck off you nonce enabler

>Seems very romantic to me.
until she steals from you on the second date

Now you're reposting old posts from the archive

Mobike machine gun section deploys for action. Unit's like these were essential in securing the one side Mobike victory over the Deanos. Amazingly the Deano packs had been provided with their own machine gun units on a rental basis initially; however they soon chucked them all into the Tyne and sent the pictures to "LAD BIBLE". Such pointless nihilistic vandalism cost the Deanos greatly throughout the short course of the conflict. (2019 decolourised)

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More like this youtube.com/watch?v=wwyqvYV61No

Partially agree, at least emmayank is always in the background and never actively annoying if that makes sense

Reminder: bike share schemes without designated docking stations are a scourge. They pollute the urban environment, imposing a cost on society that is not outweighed by the benefit of use. Deano should be applauded for casting these wretched contraptions into the murky depths of the Tyne, Severn, Trent and Thames

Quite like this song tbf youtu.be/oOWBsmgjmPo

(((((reminder)))))

Men physically can never become women its impossible

It is physically impossible to transition into another gender

You can never become a woman

You will always be the gender you were born

You will never be anything other than the gender you were born

What you think changes nothing

Your fetish changes nothing

Oi lads cum quick

None of these things are deano

Deano literally won in 2019 btw

miss brum

pet nigger just did a blackflip

Chinky Dingdongs Pulitzer Prize Winning "Deano Surrenders" (2019 decolourised)

The stunning speed of the Mobike victory over the Deanos sent shockwaves across the world. Shares in Barretts Homes plunged to their lowest levels ever and the car finance and beak dealing industries went into a prolonged depression. The editor of "LAD BIBLE" - a staunch Deano himself, killed himself upon hearing the news.

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amer is by far, no one else comes close. you have to get that out of the way first because he's the only absolutely reprehensible one, then you can go about ranking the rest of the mindly annoying namefag virgins

>rorke
Not exactly a singular poster

>Ships massive quantities of deadly fentanyl unabated
into your country
>Infects you with bat aids
>Buys up all your baby formula

Asian century, gweilo

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Trans women ARE women. The science literally says so.

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shut the fuck up nigger

rate my doodlings

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Ahahahaha, you call tell that lad isn’t sure either, and you can only see a tiny bit of his face

In real life, what poley and the others get up to doesn't involve me in the slightest and posts can just blend in if I ignore them, but seeing the same inane posts about wanting to sniff emmas bum for the umpteenth time is enraging

Deano in Captivity (2019 decolourised)

As well as high Deano casualities the Mobike units took many prisoners. Treatment of these prisoners was characterised as "harsh" by international observers but the Mobike leaders were no mood to extend charity to the Tyneside hooligans who had preyed so giddily on their bike sharing service. Kept in accommodation far worse than the Barretts Homes the Deanos were used to many suffered - a condition exacerbated by the their captors denying them access to footy on't tellah and low quality highly cut cocaine or pills. Ironically the Deanos WERE provided with ample food supplies to meet a healthy calorific intake but they consistently threw such rations in the nearest river on a dare from the ladz

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lmao remember when some bent user was screaming about bikes being chucked into the river

Nothing wrong with it.

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him posting about farts may be annoying but amer is a self confessed nonce and a convicted sexcase
fuck off enabler

You really shouldnt

Its the bender spamming his mobike fanfiction in the thread right now. Same person.

(((((reminder)))))

Made up power point slides are not real they do not exist in reality

In reality you are a male

You were born a male

You will die a male

You can never be feminine

You will always be masculine

You will never be a woman

mental that this is how all americans sound like when they talk

youtube.com/watch?v=x0i7SPZNx88

>you rittre guy
>dick is a so big

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Why do people get mad if you laugh at trannies?

I mean come on its a man in a dress. It's a man who paid someone to cut his bollocks off. It's a man demanding you call him a girls name. How can you not laugh at these people

hey are you the corona comic aussie???

The Occupation (2019 decolourised)

A Deano civilian weeps as Mobike vanguard units parade along the Tyne. Deano civilians endured many hardships during the conflict including being forced to have a bike sharing service in their city and forced education camps where the values of not throwing bikes into the river were drilled into them.

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you're not british. you will never be british. your country will be forgotten someday while america will be talked about like rome and greece. deal with it you fucking fag.

you mean they're brain damaged and mentally ill?

>Reduction of the size of the bed nucleus of the stria terminalis has been observed in pedophilic male perpetrators
trannies are all gay nonces

Black people? Not a fan.

shut up yank

twitter.com/PreezerWim/status/1249418020302327808

There's a twitter tournament. Vote for Boring Trousers the British lad, he's losing against a Kraut right now

Memories of a Conflict (2055 dethreedimensionalised)

This Mobike, found with a tree grown around it, served as a reminder to all at the great cost of human conflict. The litered roadside grove in inhabits no longer echoes with the gunfire and explosion of the 1st Deano-Mobike conflict (also known as the Tyne River Emergency) and the UN has maintained a presence since 2034 to keep the peace. Slowly but surely the lands along the Tyne return to peacetime and prosperity - with one crucial different; no longer do the Mobikes roam freely down the streets, and no longer do their rusting frames litter the waterways of the Tyne.

The Mobike in this image is no longer in the tree where it was photographed. Some Deanos came by and threw it in the river because "thats proper funny that mate innit". The legacy of the conflict lingers on.....

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what do you call a nasty old bimbo fetish?

Facts don't care about your nazi feelings. The science proves trans women are, in many respects, women.

You really shouldnt

He's not a thing in the UK, seemed to have just popped up with big US-based music videos and a promoted YT channel. Clearly a record label found this freak and thought they could make some money off of a slightly more PG, pop-friendly lil peep

no, die

Always have a giggle at that little webcomic with "You are not a joke" and a literal man in a dress (complete with hairy chest) drawn below crying

the irish banksy

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No.

nobody gets mad apart from people who are really detached from reality
in the real world, nobody likes trannies
speak to a pack of women over the age of 40 and they'll all have their own anecdotes of disgust

what about female nonces?

reckon they're a ton who just never get caught

>The science proves
Which science

shame, had a great pic for him to add to his comic

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HER NAME IS FUCKING MONI YOU FUCKING DESPICABLE FAGSHITBASTFUCKER WILL RAM THIS FIST DIRECTLY THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND HEAD BEFORE DOUBLING BACK TO GO DOWN THE THROAT IF I CATCH YOU DOING THIS AGAIN

personally i would just for a laugh

want - nay - NEED an arse gf

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if you cant respect the dedication it takes to carry out a gimmick so inane and stupefying for so long then honestly I think you seem like a bit of a wanker also his posts literally never get any (you)s and just go unnoticed, the fact you prefer poley who is one of the very few posters to actually ruin a thread with their presence then you are mentally ill and a wanker

popular opinion: gender doesn’t exist

blow it out your arse, bloke in a dress freak

ah yes, science
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replication_crisis

(((((reminder)))))

The opinion of man does not change physical reality

Men can never become women

Men will always be men

You can never be feminine

Your personal fetish does not change reality

You can not change reality

Not signing up to that shit fuck off

kill yourself

My family and I 'flouted' the lockdown rules today and enjoyed easter sunday together. Didn't really adhere to any sort of 2m rule either

Fuck the government

miss the times before the brexit debate when /brit/ wasn't taken over by the far right, male terfs and porn posters and we'd actually have comfy discussions

If a male molests you then you grow up into a gay nonce yourself

If a female does shit to you as a kid you grow up confident and healthy

he's the most pathetic but he's not as annoying as schizo or lisicki or as revolting as amer

This isn't /Dixie/
I was lied to

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mixing white wine and phenibut

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R NHS saved boris

only rorkes and filthy whiteoids take pleasure from calling other with racial epithets
>inb4 whiteoids and rorkes are slurs
no it's not, it's cute at worst

i got the foot lettuce

you got a foot fetish

youtube.com/watch?v=dD1F-KoGafw

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hello new cunt

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Red Orchestra 2 is comfy, but I'm afraid to shoot anybody because I can never tell whose team they're on.

censoring it is a weak move

hello

rorke sitting in the dunces corner sporting a large conical hat.

no

>If a female does shit to you as a kid you grow up confident and healthy
virgin freak

none of this post is true

been here well before that la'

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he was fine all just an act like this whole outbreak
close to death a few days ago now he's out of hospital

i miss it lads, hate being stuck indoors.

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>you're not british. you will never be british. your country will be forgotten someday while america will be talked about like rome and greece. deal with it you fucking fag.

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campaign to rename the NHS the BSS (Boris Saving Service)

he's right, one of my mates was molested by his babysitter as a kid and he's the biggest shagger i know

rorke's mum making him a chocolate spread sandwich which he then rips the crusts off

You mean when it was full of trip drama and pics of teenage girls?

corrrrr got any more?

give me an MG42 on that lad cooorr

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poley is an unhinged cretin who deserves to be locked up, clearly is sub average IQ but he's so pathetic that I don't even think about him or see his posts, it's precisely the dedication to something so inane that irks me, he is categorically more normal than poley irl but it gets under my skin more, not saying I prefer poley as a person in any way that this retard seems to think

rorke throwing his toys out of the pram

cant wait for you freaks to go back to school

whats it all about?

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>'Official Secrets Act' trending on twitter cos people think Boris wasn't really ill and had all the doctors and nurses sing the secrets act to make them go along with it

utter utter fucking state of twitoids

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when these new cunts learnt the word rorke it was a dark day for brit

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I think it is something to do with losing your inhibition with women at an early age so you have no "fear" in that regard

ah yes one single case
definitely disproves all of the scientific research done into this matter

what the fuck? Is this real? How did they get a cat to do that?

...

>rorke/leftypol posting in 2020
how droll

pacific islands were a nightmare

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yes

never got the popularity for nutella
just not as nice as a chocolate bar or icecream

hello big brain

start work tomorrow night tbqh

Funny to think that the rise of Oswald Mosley and the rise of the Beatles were only 30 years apart

30 year old bloke who wears womens tartan clothes