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Jordyn Jones edish

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How big is her penis?

fuck the Dutch sub edition

kpop

Yank in

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claimed for Sian

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Right. Off to watch some Twitch streams.

Prince Charles is the Tarq King

Bring back hitting women. Rape too. Society would benefit greatly. Women have the whip hand over men as things are.

Women are encouraged to use their beauty to get what they want. Yet men are prohibited from using their physical strength to get what they want from women. Very unfair.

for me it's vanessa cage

emmett would stuff cloggy into a locker

((((reminder))))

Your personal fetish changes nothing

You change nothing

You will never be anything other than what you already are

I love Ash Sarkar lads.

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bigger than yours

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die wog

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*does't have a gf*

Dobby was the one for Mark

fucking BASED

this fintan fella has really broke rorke's brain

have you considered having sex?

Know somebody who has a retarded kid cause the mother was a heroin addict and literal prostitute that hoe’d behind his back while preggo. Fucking hell imagine being that kid.

>men are prohibited from using their physical strength to get what they want from women.
You spent your youth memorizing Pokemon names and Call of Duty strategies while Chad's spent it in the gym and playing sports to get women

id get on my knees then power up and uppercut her into the ceiling

>You're gonna have to pay reparations for the Bengal Famine with your come white boi... Now drop your trousers...

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this must've proper freaked people out in the 70s. it's nothing to zoomers though, they have a tolerance to that kind of stuff.

too hairy in all the wrong places

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alri em how's things

tits like rotten naans

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need for speed underground 2 on gamecube
in a way, changed my life

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>groom and shag 20yo employee
>cheat on wife and mother of your children
>lol im gay btw
>gets away with it all
epic

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Been benzo free for 3 weeks lads
Probably my longest break since about 2017

she was only 16 mr wayne

>Check /brit/ at 10am
>Check /brit/ at 11pm
>It's exactly the same posts
Good day today then lads

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too dark to be a peng desi bird desu

Pic related is peak desi

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>Come on white boy I need to be eaten out right now or I'm enforcing brown socialism immediately.

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> this fintan fella has really broke rorke's brain

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any withdrawals?

For me, it's her

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thos efucking tits are so grim ahaha
saggy a cups at fucking what, 30?

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you are not a true gamer unless you can shove a gamecube up your ass

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The pig got away with all that?

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In nature, as a hunter gatherer, I would be allowed to rape a woman I find in the woods and keep her as my sex slave. It’s how things should be.

for her it's me

Oh God lads. I think I'm gonna coom.

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should go to russia mate, woman beating is just accepted.
russia n women even enjoy being beaten

good lad
apparently it takes months or even years for your tolerance to go back down to near zero. youve got a long break ahead of you if you're doing a tolerance break.

thicker and smellier vaginal mucus

more JJ less pakis

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>Gearoid
Ahaha what was he thinking with this name

blue graph needs to be shifted towards the Y axis

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keep making awkward eye contact with a lass at work. she knows that i know she's jewish.

how can people be so confident/narcissistic?
i can't imagine filming myself showing my arse and thinking "i'll put this on the internet, people are lucky to see my body"

for me its this one
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yeah wtf why did he pick that name?

i'm already stretching for the xbox series x

Nah was only taking them about twice a week. Have had severe withdrawals in the past. Still drinking daily and hitting those GABA receptors however.

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Guess he thought it sounded more authentically Irish than something like Seamus

so does this mean i'll 100% have a girlfriend/wife by the time im in my mid 30s, even if she's a used-up whore?

>ass
FOY

do you have to use them all? can't remember?

Kek

>not posting the REAL JJ

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ELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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fuck off nonce

NEED a brown gf

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be excellent to each other

clearly shows whites and blacks there, why was it labelled a hate crime?

you into qotsa? it's my favourite band desu
can't wait to see what they'll do next, last album had serious choons

Don’t let women take advantage of me because i’m not a beta chump. Its that simple.

is this true

white women are spoilt privileged mongs
cant stand em

Oh Ash...

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the absolute pinnacle in my opinion
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need a slutty yank gf to drop MDMA at EDC with

how much longer before JJ makes porn?

50 divided by 10 then times the 5 by 100

nah

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>lunedi aprile 13

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mate thats a cardboard box not an actual photo of the event

>serious choons

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white women are massively overrated

IRON MAIDEN

alri' mate, hows it going?

unrelentingly grim

brown women smell terrible though

bill + ted ya neckbeard

>white women are spoilt privileged mongs

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>yank raves

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Did Belle Dolphin ever actually do full penetration porn?

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Literally nothing wrong with the name Gearoid

ok changed my mind

Ahh couldn't find that one

*lows*

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How long have we been in lockdown?

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how was the new limmy show?

mums got the rona and is starting to struggle breathing lads

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>Didn't have any choice for first 3 years
>Have to choose modules for Year 4
>All of them have the words "Advanced" or "Complex" in the name
>No matter what I choose I bet the cunts that chose something else will be gloating how easy their shit is next year

fucking horrifying this is making me choose
I messaged all lecturers and just went with what got the highest average grades.
That's a wise decision, right? Inshallah

>rave
>soundcloud

lolllllllllllll

Utter spastic
What a complete utter fucking spastic you are
Just incredible
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last year i wanted a trap gf (male). i wanted a cute boy with a cute willy who takes estrogen and dresses like a girl.
now i desperately want a wife and children.
what happened? i went from being a total degenerate to wanting a nuclear family in the space of a few months

When people say the word choon I can only think of Supersonic by Oasis

Wouldn't be surprised if she did some for private individuals, but it's unlikely.

white people*

there are literally no full nudes of Belle Delphine anywhere on t'internet i've looked hard. She's a professional and she know what makes her money

3 weeks

Downloaded that JAV because of that webbum.

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>>No matter what I choose I bet the cunts that chose something else will be gloating how easy their shit is next year
This is the key takeaway here, just choose what interests you if possible

never even a tit pic

did you want to add anything else to your post la? or is it supposed to be by itself

>That cottage cheese cellulite on the left on the arse

Yikes.

nah just vibin

My life has barely changed just can't get maccy ds or go to the pub

Hope she and you are ok la' keep an eye on her these coming days and don't be shy to call 999 if you need to

I'm afraid it's been 9 years

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stop posting this utter dreck

what are you some 40yo woman?

2 and a half months

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sucks the way she is peng here but her porn is rubbish

kind of went with this too
avoided all shit to do with robots

clearly a fucking freak no doubt you'll want to be shagging animals soon

nobody cares neckbeard, its a bill + ted reference now

Keep it up

she deffo does Theres loads i've seen em, actually had on saved but must have deleted them.

ah ok, carry on then

liked phil schofield until he said he was a poof

Slide away is their best song

what's her name la?

i wish she'd do more spit/tongue/mouth fetish stuff
i would kill someone if it meant belle delphine would drool on my face and into my mouth and all over her tits

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lmao if only
good lad

Spastic retard

is this morning television?
I always assumed it would be light hearted stuff about disabled children feeding the ducks, not some bint showing off her tits

won't apologise for my tastes
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nah not a single one you just go look. plenty of fakes and some of them are almost perfect fakes but honestly nothing real

take a shower

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what the fuck, she's one of the hottest whores i've ever seen
brits always nail the high end ones, how can brit inbreeding produce this

Don't like how retarded kids cost taxpayers money.
Reckon they should be aborted.

kill yourself

fair shout

hope this corona shit will make the world realise how useless and overpaid the fashion industry is. nobody needs it.

Mbokos 75 IQ again

can't you just spaff to spit porn lad?

absolute simp, get a fucking grip

link it

Was it an inside job?

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she's a mutt

rude
i was just looking for LOVE and at the time i was most attracted to cute feminine boys and thought i would've been able to have a nice relationship with one

I'll do an inside job up your arse if you don't fuck off

What's it like? has anyone related to you died from it?

it is absolutely not useless