Why is the English language so based? It’s the CHAD of all languages

Ah well Latin and French don't work in the same way at all.
Latin is like german with declinaisons.
French is about conjugating verbs in any way, shape or form, with a bunch of arbitrary rules thrown in the lot.

it's just a language for babies that even a third worlder can easily learn

>We have tons of dialects
well, most languages have
>German is related to so many other languages in one way or the other
yeah, not shit. it's a language in the indo-european language family which is a huge language family
>Our language is complicated
not really, german's grammar is comparatively tame
>We can "invent" as many words as we like
every language is capable of doing that?
>All the idioms, metaphors and devices... The beauty of German is that it enables the speaker to express an idea in its deepest complexity with only one word
again, not really exclusive to german
>And we have countless great works of art in it, it's still a relevant language
that's true, though I don't see how makes the language "better" as it doesn't affect the language itself
>I'm not saying it's the best language since I don't believe there is a "best" language
hard agree
>whoever says it's "just angry sounding stuff" can suck my dick, they have no idea
agree

I can't really judge german as the language it is as it's my native language, and so everything I learn about it is sort of normal?
I just can't get the sense of wonder and charm I can get for other languages. (except for english, as that basically also is a native language of mine).
There certainly are parts about german which I like, but it's difficult for me to judge the language in it's "entirety"

what do you mean?
do you mean how you actually speak or how the Académie Française authoritatively tells you how you ought to speak, which is just bullshit anyway

latin's verb system is arguably more expansive than french's is.

>arguably more expansive than french's is.
Maybe. We usually don't use half of verbs conjugating, it's insane, truly. We use maybe 11 on a normal basis.

The way you usually speak is French, with the rules and such, and the Académie made sure that it stayed that way, even when the "use" of it changed or vanished. It's made to be long to decide what change while preserving the core of xhat make the French language it's own thing.

nah mate, french sounds obnoxious as fuck

>well, most languages have
I'm sure we are "above average" in that aspect, especially in variety. My own dialect has almost nothing to do with Bavarian for example in terms of overall sound, but still... Both German
>yeah, not shit. it's a language of the indo-european family tree
Yes, exactly. And German is one of the centerpieces of that. Maybe related doesn't go far enough, I think intertwined is fair as well.
>not really
German is far more difficult to learn than English to learn (not talking about mastering), but it's not as difficult as certain other languages. It has many rules, but they tend to make sense. It's very balanced if you ask me.
>every language is capable of doing that?
No it isn't.
>again, not really exclusive to German
I haven't said that, but it's different with most languages.
>I don't see how it makes the language "better"
It showcases the beauty and flexibility of German to have that many literary pieces etc in it. People like Goethe did change the language by the way. You are right overall, but OP talked about "chad language", a highly arbitrary term and I wanted to point out that we don't have to hide in that aspect, just in case he considered the literary canon a criteria.

>french sounds obnoxious as fuck
How ? Explain.
Because to us, you sound gay, like talking through your nose.

>Because to us, you sound gay, like talking through your nose.
but that's what french is. i can't explain what exactly it is about french, it just sounds really snobby.