>One (1) singular, irrevokably, unchangeable chance at life >Born in the UK
Why? Why god why of all possible countries did I have to be born in the greyest, most cultureless, most insufferable and suffocating nation of all? I would literally rather be born in a "shithole" like Poland or Russia or Brazil than the UK, at least all those places have some god damned soul and character.
And to make it worse, my problems aren't fixed even if I ever get lucky enough to immigrate. Because no matter what I do or where I go, I'll always be a fucking Bong. I'll always have this stupid gay fucking Britfaggot accent that makes me sound like a pansy tea-swilling cunt with cocks in his mouth. Lord god WHY did you have to curse me to the terrible fucking fate of being a Brit?
Yeah well I'm not upper class, I'm working class and people like me are treated like dirt in this country. I even went to university and got ostracised by most people there because I just don't fit in with the middle and upper classes. In this country the classes just don't mix no matter what. It's one of the reasons I hate this place, it's like there's a fucking caste system here. It's some third world tier shit.
Fuck off. I'd give anything to be born in the US. Literally any place in the US is better than every single city, town and patch of grass in the steaming shitpile that is the UK.
Dominic Morris
Also, the 2 on the right pass for transsexuals
Jason Baker
Tis good to be an ugly woman in england
Landon Campbell
I unironically thank god every day I was born a middle class englishman.
Parker Kelly
It's a shame because this country has so much potential that it just puts me into a depression thinking about it. We are doing nowhere near our best. Oh well, it's not something you can change
Noah Myers
At least you're happy in your stupid poncey posh faggot existence. Personally, I will be happy in my life once I never again have to encounter any more people like you.
This country has never, ever had any potential. It has literally always been a shithole. When I think about it the only time there was ever anything resembling civilization on this god forsaken island was when the Romans ruled it. It was an irrelevant pig shit ridden druid backwater when the Celts were here. It was an irrelevant pig shit ridden backwater once again when the Saxons ruled. And then there is some political relevance, but still immense filth and poverty and stench and lack of culture right through the Norman and Tudor and into the imperial years. At the height of empire, Britain's cities were notoriously full of plague and disease and filth. It's like this country is forever condemned to be subhuman third world tier.
I know it's hard to believe that there are some Britishmen who are realistic enough to recognize this country as the backwater it is. But yes, we do exist, I assure you.
Please seek mental help immediately Spainbro.
British are ugly as shit (myself included). If you ever see an attractive British man or woman, they more than likely have some Nordic or Mediterranean ancestry that gave them those good looks.
m8 You have literally been living in one of the wealthiest and most industrialized nations. You are the big winners in historical terms.
Do you really wanna switch places and live where I live? It is all fun and games till you are a local and see what is really going on. It is not funny, it is depressing as fuck.
David Jackson
>British are ugly as shit (myself included).
now I feel bad. post your face so I can tell you how cute you are
Nathan Hall
I disagree, we had a very prestigious history. I think the 'ugliness' is a bit exaggerated, but I'm not going to deny that the average French or German person may be better looking. But so what? It's nothing we can control and it's stupid to lose sleep over that on an individual level, never mind on a national one
Dominic Carter
hopping into this thread to say fuck england, fuck the english, alba gu brath
Eli Cox
english history is the gayest shit ever
Dylan Collins
I've heard mail is hopeless in your country
Ayden Jones
Yes we got it the first time. You hate the English
Brandon Turner
>alba gu brath Partially based but I'm afraid you Scots aren't any better. Centuries of inclusion in the British state have perverted your culture with all the same poncery that infects England. The only way you could save yourselves is by combining independence with a culturally authoritarian government willing to impose Scottish Gaelic as the national tongue and to eradicate every trace of Angloid culture from the public consciousness. But that will never happen.
>I disagree, we had a very prestigious history. Nope, just a lot of poncery enforced by an admittedly formidable navy and army across the globe. The few fruits of empire were shared among an incestuous upper class in England and Scotland, while 99% of the country lived in grotesque poverty and no one gave a flying fuck (not even the working classes themselves, seeing as they never had the balls to do what france or russia did and actually revolt).
Seriously, if you ever read about Victorian era Britain it's like some fantasy caricature of a nation. And the scary thing is how little shit has changed.
Sun is vital for the skin (and organism in general).
Dominic Young
If only mail was the only thing that is hopeless. This country, the modern foundation of Spanish society is based on broken promises and dreams, a people that were promised the heavens and were given a big piece of hot crap instead.
Ryan Watson
yeah when we do get independence ill vote for whatever retarded nazbol party pops up
Hudson Gonzalez
If you are really distraught at the idea of being British, then make sure you work hard in uni and immigrate elsewhere. Whatever helps you find your peace. I do still have faith in this union, but it slowly erodes as time goes on
Jackson Myers
>Spanish society is based on broken promises and dreams, a people that were promised the heavens and were given a big piece of hot crap instead. Meanwhile, British society is based on cuckery, a people that were told throughout all history they were getting cucked and proceeded to eagerly ask to get dicked harder and harder by every single monarch, leader and political party that ever existed.
I've grown to the point where I eagerly just want this country to get fucked. I want to see the whole place collapse and burn. Hopefully I can leave before it does though.
Liam Myers
a union between arabs and a few welshmen doesnt sound too great
Jaxon Butler
i thought sun fucked up your skin long term
Luis Brown
Then vote for what you want when the next referendum inevitably comes. There is no point trying to force countries into an union. I would have hoped our long shared history and language would help solidify the relationship, but I guess not. Oh well
Colton Brooks
>Meanwhile, British society is based on cuckery, a people that were told throughout all history they were getting cucked and proceeded to eagerly ask to get dicked harder and harder by every single monarch, leader and political party that ever existed.
Do you think It is any different in my country or any other? We are the plebs and the pleb is gonna be a pleb all because we have been unlucky enough to be bornt in the wrong families, there is very little chance to change that and It is like that pretty much everywhere. At least, you are in a position that is somewhat sustainable and livable.