Be Latina

Pocahontas is not a goblina like you.

The conquistadores were not blonde, but swarthy people from Andaluzia. Quite a few weren't even spaniards at all
Just look at any description of them

>but I'm the dude and ethnically Spanish.
No, you're not spanish. You're a chicano.
Stop coping

>I want white God's blessing

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>Same, but I'm the dude and ethnically Spanish.

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It's a LARP thread from the beginning, just go with it.

The real pochantes was only 12 years old

You would be surprised with Andalucians, I have been there and the number of blonds there is pretty high for a place so south in Europe.

what about the German mercenaries?

I'm a white women and I feel superior to brown women. So it only makes sense that you feel submissive to white men.

>Disney literally had to take an Asian woman and put her in feather wear since real Injuns were all manfaces

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Based, fpbp

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Zeig mir deine Ware Bruder

>white Gods
meme that wasn't mentioned until decades after the conquest of Mexico, not only did Spaniards describe some natives as white at the time of contact (because white only meant light skinned back then), they couldn't tell one of their own men apart from Mayans:

>When Andres de Tápia saw that they were only Indians (for Aguilar looked neither more nor less than an Indian), he at once sent word to Cortes by a Spaniard that they were Cozumel Indians who had come in the canoe. As soon as the men had landed, the Spaniard in words badly articulated and worse pronounced, cried Dios y Santa Maria de Sevilla and Tápia went at once to embrace him. The other soldier who had accompanied Tápia when he saw what had happened, promptly ran to Cortes to beg a reward for the good news, for it was a Spaniard who had come in the canoe, and we were all delighted when we heard it

>Tápia soon brought the Spaniard to Cortes, but before he arrived where Cortes was standing, several Spaniards asked Tápia where the Spaniard was? although he was walking by his side, for they could not distinguish him from an Indian as he was naturally brown and he had his hair shorn like an Indian slave, and carried a paddle on his shoulder, he was shod with one old sandal and the other was tied to his belt, he had on a ragged old cloak, and a worse loin cloth with which he covered his naked-ness, and he had tied up, in a bundle in his cloak, a Book of Hours, old and worn. When Cortes saw him in this state, he too was deceived like the other soldiers, and asked Tápia " Where is the Spaniard ?" On hearing this, the Spaniard squatted down on his haunches as the Indians do and said " I am he."

Nie
Erst du Brudi

Pocahontas, Malinche, Sacagawea and Anacaona were not "latinas", they were Amerindian womyn.

>they couldn't tell one of their own men apart from Mayans
Pretty sure they could tell which had guns and which were wearing skirts made of weeds.

Yea but it's the story of pochantes in ops pick. The man is John Smith who certainly wasn't swarthy

Tiny minority

Mayans had clothes

So where do my blonde hair comes from if I'm 100% portuguese descendant? My brother got green eyes. Retarded mutt as always

That guy was dressed as a Mayan slave when they found him, that was enough for the other Spaniards to mistake him for a Mayan

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Don’t post webms i’m phoneposting, spic faggot

>HUMAN
the naivety of this post

Pochaontas was a powatan fucked by an angloVIRGINIAN BVLL btw

there were a few german conquistadors

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:German_conquistadors

>that makeup and surgery

>that iFaggotry
Yeah I've seen you posting in phone threads and sucking Apple dick. Bet you wish you bought a Galaxy like the rest of the non-retarded world huh?

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That person looks like a tranny, her jaw is bigger than his

>Someone calls a Spaniard white
>You rush posting the same copy pasta over and over

What the fuck user

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Yep, and will keep posting because it always triggers them

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