/brit/
newtown bypass!!!!!
Yeah she was supposed to come back this month but her visas been postponed indefinetly
Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
For me it's Azula
i know a lot of people meme about the arse play while wanking but honestly wanking without something up your arse is literal babby tier
im not even gay but the gasms i get when somethings tickling my prostate are uncontested
never played mass effect :)
Based, always liked evil women
>someone actually took the time to create this gay porn fanfiction
isn't it a faff getting your finger or whatever else all dirty? grim.
this club better be worth it
First indian itt
Why is he crying?
>im not even gay but i need something up my arse to enjoy a wank
Ah yes
This man is probably one of the top British actors of our generation. Dude can play a schizophrenic man with ease to support his Youtube channel
emmett emmett
give us a wave
Get good 'gasms when I lube up my cock
Is this the guy who froze his hands
Shares are still much higher than I'd expect them to be if we're on the verge of a global depression
tried a wank with a condom on
was crap
tried a finger up bum wank
was crap
any other suggestions?
mostly just whip out the ol' ball gag
When the population loses its internal Christian virtues, it must be imposed on them externally through big government
you should
Anyone watching Millionaire? Pretty sure it's Alberquerque
Back from a ban. Narendra Mod didn't approve of my """"racism"""" after all.
lmao
Some guy on indiachan told me his landowner grandfather used to do that
What's the question?
Wish I hadn't investigated that image
I said Scarborough earlier and went out so I stopped watching.
still laugh about the one time I tried eating a girl out
was fucking horrible
Oof, it was San Diego
for me,
>Narendra Mod
Heh
>internal
>Christian
>Values
From the same trollops who brought the world the internal combustion engine
Does Sam like green eggs and ham.
is that jorja smith
would those christian virtues happen to resemble morality by any chance?
golden rule, do unto others as have unto you and such?
Got banned for saying chink the other day
This website is very reddit now
Shut up dalit
Yank city closest to Mexico
Positives of lockdown
1) havent had a drink in 1 month
Negatives
1) so lonely so alone
go on
youtube.com
why's elton doing this pose
Last thread just got archived in rapid speed?! Janny, what are you up to...
fucking love eggs
normies bang on about WOW I LOVE EATING CHEESE IM SO RANDOM GIVE ME CHEESE AT 3AM YIPEE DOOOO
but for me its eggs, could eat them all day every day
A good idea for the /brit/ boys
vibrating toy up your shit crease and edge yourself to oblivion with a hand shandy
would watch millionaire but the robots are finally fighting in bumblebee
doing a listen
All positives for me because there are more people to play viccy 2 roleplay with
not very good at edging i just get bored and go for the splooge 2bh
There's literally a border fence that splits Tijuana and San Diego
sandy yego
jesus the sad thing is some people will probably die because of posts like this
Exactly. In over a decade of posting here, I've never been one of those obnoxiously aggressive & sincere racists this website attracts, all my posts are nothing more than ironic extremism. But even that has become too much for the mods
>Alberquerque
kek
>video of a video
alistair
How is that tweet still up, some thick cunt will hurt themselves doing that.
reckon the spics set up massive cities on the border just to make america seethe
this is my 110th consecutive day on the booze
>Alberquerque
youtube.com
teach yourself some discipline ffs
Alri.
any 'sheed man in
Calexico and its sister city Mexicali. Look em up. the southern border area of the USA might as well be annexed by mexico at this point. no one but mexicans lives there
I forget about Baja California
alri..
youtube.com
hot dog
jumping frog
albuquerque
I'm no biochemist, but I think the only thing you'd want in your lungs is air
is it wishful thinking that everybody over the age of 0 should know this?
Remembering that time that an american went over and conquered it for a cheeky laugh before giving it back to mexico
might play some eu4 and open a bottle of wine
Pardon?
I think both predate the US' acquisition of California
Bet it's a dece' holiday spot
>...a ball?
alri
I am so fucking depressed
What did I tell ya about these desert people, you better hold your cock while dealing with them.
Mussolini was incredibly based 2bh
>made the trains run on time
>raised living standards of everyone in a notoriously divided nation
>was atheist but made the vatican side with him while openly mocking them and the pope all along
>rarely ever actually executed his enemies
>promoted large families
sad he got corrupted by that Austrian incel
My favourite brit gimmick by far
Post naturally blonde slags with small (but not flat) tits and big arses. That is your objective.
the proto gf said she was drinking with her mates today and hasnt messaged me all day, should i message her or does that reek of desperation
>EU4
Very very gay post
post face
alri megamind
So this is Alistair...
English, Terry Pratchett fan, sardonic humour, left wing-ish, leather jackets, maybe long hair, maybe folk music, Bill Bailey, real ale, usually middle age+. Warhammer adjacent. Likes swords but doesn't necessarily own one, not sure if slyherin or ravenclaw although harry potter is beneath him. More of a Tolkien, GRR Martin and 40k lore man, receives a power tool every christmas but calls the landlord when a door creaks, imagines charging into battle when he listens to metal, told everyone how different GoT differed from the books
they're like mining towns. they've popped up and grown so big because they're on the border and there's lots of money there
alroo
Phwoar, wouldn't mind going there for an illegal corona walk
>drinking with her mates
you should report her for flouting social distancing rules
>getting coffee
>see this girl
>she keeps looking at you
what do you do?
howling
screaming
screeching
guffawing
where is all the vegetation?
fake news
Mussolini was based but he didn't really make the trains run on time
punch her in the face
report her for harassment
Don't need it mate
There’s these things called biomes you may have heard about