/brit/

in rome these thots would be rightfully mocked

has anyone seen monica lads? got a question for her

amer and mikey so me and mikey can kill amer.

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not one interesting thought has ever passed through this vapid slag's noggin

why

Easter is a made up holiday created by chocolate companies to promote consumption of mass produced, non-fair trade chocolate eggs.
Wake up sheeple. Stop buying in to big egg.

women are actually vile

/brit/ more like /shit/

What happens when we finally make it to the end of /brit/? the last thread?

based

your flag is quite aesthetic

wish i had a watch that could pause time

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big arse

tight anus

plush fanny

romans appreciated breasts as being complimentary to the whole female form. women with massive knockers were taken the piss out of

Swaggers in
*Alri virgins*

diego and mikey

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mikey
turtle even though hes not a namefag

homealone and alan aka the two smartest lads in /brit/

*posts another article about how everything is racist*

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arse wont stop sweating. need a fan underneath it

this is the second most common saying in the South USA, right behind “Hello”

depends. can bag 30+ if I really put some effort in but usually just get about 10 or so

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thainonce and oxford

Mad how this whole coronavirus thing is purely just to shift attention from Epstein

oh shit yeah forgot about homealone
gotta have him

Rorke and Rasheed

state of her belly button

where does howdy y'all rank

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Are you happy?

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why is it always half-castes that are the most butthurt about whites?

why are these gimps always half white

i'm a huge fan

that lad with the massive bollock and mikey so i can watch them bum each other

emmet as sktz and mikey

The true victims of coronavirus

HER name is MONICA

Hirsch is a jewish name lad

Mark had a proper heartfelt speech in his recent livestream
Still a smelly alchie though

bit sexist like

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no

the good yank
emma yank

Been all over the world but never been to London

I’m the good yank

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52262012

>specifying that several people called nick

why? idgi

i've been southampton but i've never been to scunthorpe

>oxford educated former barrista
troubled life she had yeah

Been all over the world? You've been to London.

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actually cried a bit today haha

Can't be that bad is she used to work for the courts

I've been to Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe

been all over the world but never been to cheadle

What over?

one-take wonder

wonder if shes ever had an original thought in her life

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How has quarantine changed daily life for you lads?

>Eating a lot worse because I'm bored, but weirdly also eating a lot less, saving lots of money in the process
>Constant background headache because of dramatically increased screentime
>Very bored
>Kind of craving just going to the pub with mates and having a burger and a pint
>Not as wholesome as I thought, don't really meditate or read more, just stare at my laptop.

Do English people really build Alpine houses (right side)?

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coronavirus 1st wave over by end of may. 2nd wave by end of june. confirmed nothingburger in july

@96
you genuinely deserve the rope

fucking bender pull yourself together

probably be rolling in his grave if he saw londonistan now

been all over the world but i've never been to wales apart from one time driving to bristol and i accidentally ended up going over the bridge lmao

thats a driveway

>barrista

is the london school of economics a good school?

Have sex lad, I swear you'll feel better.

no he wouldn't
be quiet

I hope you're right. Would be elated if things returned to normal about July time.

is that piss bag. is she sick :'(

Wish diego posted his witty and observant commentaries of life every day of the week and not just fridays

no may as well enrol in clown college

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all Dutch people should be killed

on the left

biggest tune to come of merseyside? i think so

youtube.com/watch?v=yhmPe_THDRY&t=37s

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yes, yes they do

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London is a terrible place to live

I've been to Spain, Scotland, Ireland and France

All shit

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im talking about for MBA u big dummy

quit serving coffee to focus on her blog

Anglos are literally the most tolerant people on Earth. Whatever shit country her ancestors came from will be vastly more racist, misogynist and homophobic than any western country. We are uniquely tolerant.

Calling out to my Sneeders and Feeders !!!!!!!!!

nothing in particular

Homer/Barney A plot
Bart/Thrillho B plot

Sucking a ________

bad boy

best in the country for econ

what about the weaponised 5G millimetre waves

too hot

It’ll probably start to get back to normal before then. As in schools will likely open again alongside non-essential shops.

Canadians are the most nationalistic people on earth.

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bans on Yas Forums are largely symbolic. circumventing them is part of the experience.

fuckall really

live alone and don't have a remotely exciting life as it is and I work for a yank company that just paid our govt to look the other way so still toiling

worried for my more outgoing family members who I know are feeling it more though

Name

What did he mean by these?

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English people paint red brick in white

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unironically a fucking choon

Said this morning id never touch the drink again yet now i could do with a can or 2. Why does this happen every day

lightbulb

wahey

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You're not gonna give in are you lad.

us in the east have something to be proud of, unlike the cosmopolitan robots of the mainland.

Off my fucking barnet

got a headache

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having a coom

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For me it's the cinema of the early 2000s. A lawless time in creativity.

What does BBC stand for?

>anxiety attack
is this a real thing

thats on the left

i c, i c

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Imagine the smell

>3DPD tits

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All Lebanese should be killed

should be in the corner in this webm

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Big British Cock

the state of fat yanks cunts
women are vile
fate people are vile
yanks are vile
darkies are vile

watching The New World and realising Q'orianka Kilcher who plays Pocahontas and has romantic kissing scenes with Colin Farrell and Christian Bale was only 14 years old at the time

Heh

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Phwoar

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British broadcasting corporation

how come /brit/ respects oxbridge but not lse

mad

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hasn't really changed anything materially but made my job easier even though I still have to travel for it

still spend all my time online and wallowing in self loathing

this kind of lawless creativity too

classism

all Hong Kongers should be killed

interesting

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>anxiety

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Great film but ye found that wierd when I read that too, was normal at the time I guess but still

NEED Chris Cunningham to come back and start making batshit kino music videos again 2bh
youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs

based brandon hoping for a caramel Ireland by 2030

benzos are satan's work.

>hahah the wealthiest people in uk live better than poor people in the north hahaha

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mad how they changed the fat controllers name to sir topham hat

Have you seen Spirited Away (2001) and Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

those in charge must be overjoyed at how easily people have accepted draconian lock downs over something that amounts to nothing more than a few days of feeling sick for the vast, vast majority of people

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i asked my little sister and she said Big Brothers Cockatoo

Yes and Yes.

Early to mid 2000s is the golden age of cinema
Mid to late 2000s is the golden age of television

Bullshiting bastards corporation

What did you think?

doug and dave, do rounds of bible study together

English? British? I'm a United Subject.

I agree
Jail bait?

Because oxbridge are better than lse

left: sonless
right: SOUL

her bf is like a literal 3/10

>lost most of my work so I've fuck all to do 6 days a week
>Don't really get to sleep until 4am or later
>wake up about 10
>can't get out of bed
>fall asleep and get up mid afternoon
>spending rest of the day in the garden until sunset
>lie on the sofa and shitpost until bed

dad just sent me this

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depressed

APOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAA

First statement is painfully false, second statement is true

you got a loicence for that m8

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Spirited Away is one of the better post bubble era japanese animated films. Very wholesome story and impressive technical animation.
The first Pirates was an extremely fun film and it's no wonder why disney tried to milk it as much as possible.

switch dave with homolone if dave's a muslim