Be American

>be American
>throw toilet paper in the toilet and flush

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hol up

do we really?

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b-but i do that too

???

>be American
>park your car inside your own house

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I dont want it to get stolen, you dumbass

>be american
>drive to school

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I thought USA was first world?

>Be american
>Microwave your food

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>be american
>wear shoes
Do they really?

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Americans microwave their condoms

>be american
>afford food

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>be american
>change the oil in your car

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we are zero world. it is the final stage before collapse.

>be american

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>be american
>buy plane tickets online

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>be korean
>toss toilet paper in the bin

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imagine the smell

>be american
>go to the supermarket

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We do this too at my home

based, I wanted to say that

Sandals only in Florida >:(

>be american
>breathe oxygen
Oh no no no no no

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>be american
>shower with deodorant

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>Be american
> ?

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>be american
>be a part of the most powerful country on earth
DO THEY REALLY

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>be american
>process a series of chemical reactions used by all aerobic organisms to release stored energy through the oxidation of acetyl-CoA derived from carbohydrates, fats, and proteins, into adenosine triphosphate (ATP) and carbon dioxide, providing precursors of certain amino acids, as well as the reducing agent NADH, that are used in numerous other reactions, being this of importance to many biochemical pathways suggests that it was one of the earliest established components of cellular metabolism and may have originated abiogenically and Even though it is branded as a 'cycle', it is not necessary for metabolites to follow only one specific route; at least three segments of the citric acid cycle have been recognized

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> be britcuck
> suck yank cock

>be american
>go to the shooting range

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>be american
>convert two men to gayness by getting them hooked on meth and then feed one of them to tigers.

Do they really?

LMAO DO THEY REALLY?

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Hello ahmed

t. mahmoud abdul

>be american
>get kicked out of your apartment because you forgot to tip your landlord when paying rent

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>be american
>open your bath door

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>be american
>eat pizza

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do american really think that having shit stains in your underwear is normal?

>be american
>haha

Haha stupid americans!!!

>be american,
>go to sleep wearing your shoes

>Be French
>You're not American

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