/brit/

big if true

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what % soy is it. I was surprised to find most almond milk is less than 5% almond

Soldiers! don’t give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers! in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

hat posts never get old

This is why ethnic minorities are making up disproportionate numbers of infected. They're low IQ idiots and they don't listen to smart people

r venti innit

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what are easter eggs even for

The UK is unbearably grim

wish I lived anywhere else

multifaceted

i want to smell and lick andy sambergs armpits

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>Chaplin

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LEFTYPOL IN RUINS

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*buys you a plane ticket to somalia*

Move then

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dover to calais is like £30 (for a return incase you change your mind)

>According to many sources, the Christian custom of Easter eggs, specifically, started among the early Christians of Mesopotamia, who stained eggs with red colouring "in memory of the blood of Christ, shed at His crucifixion".The use of eggs as favours or treats at Easter originated when they were prohibited during Lent.

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this is wypipos fault

the thinking man's egg

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why wont he tell me what % soy it is

i was going to move this year but then yeah

a face I would only expect to see under a bridge

White Americans? I don't want that shit!

Amerimutts? Now that is the shit I want!

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>be Deano and Smithy
>show videos off Facebook on their cracked screen iPhone of Chinese people being cruel to animals
>say how disgusting it is (and it is) then proceeds to be racist towards Asians

>also be Deano and Smithy
>eat baby sheep who have had barely a chance to live
>celebrate how they get cheap chicken deals for their ‘gains’
>not blink an eyelid to their battery farmed chicken eggs for more ‘gains’

honestly fucking hate this.

t. vegetarian

is he still posting photos of his knob

its not even his image breh

i wonder what he thought he was doing

Xbox game pass expires in t-9 days what should i play before it ends

A short, curly haired European immigrant with overtly Semitic looks. An entertainer, performer and filmmaker of the highest quality. A virulent anti-Nazi who poked fun of Hitler and even played a Jew in one of his films. Charlie Chaplin certainly has all the credentials.
There's just one problem. He's not Jewish.

Guess it's too much to ask that a Chaplin abandon the church.

It's too bad, because by all accounts he's someone we'd be proud to have. In fact, he may have the highest Jew Score for a non-Jew ever. An underappreciated category, granted, but still. He's out-Jewing some pretty serious Jews out there, and he's not even allowed on the bema.

Chaplin empathized with Jews, was quite the Semitophile (to coin a concept), and his half-brother might have been Jewish.

But in the end, he's just a glazed ham in brisket's clothing.

Verdict: Sadly, not a Jew.

>o'toole

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Most dairy alternatives are 90+% water. They're litterally just blended nuts/beans/oats soaked in warm water for a bit, then strained

>6%

wtf

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this is you

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viva pinata, build a sick farm

think taigs will ever get over the "genocide" (wasn't a genocide really was it if you think about it)

/Brit/ gets so much worse throuout the day, mornings are always the best.

Mental the way Scottish, Welsh and Irish national identity revolves around not being English.

Watching Lawrence of Arabia

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>The English have placed a bomb under the Irish peace process

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it's /brit/ actually

I'm back woo

haha lads get this. what a "tool", right?

Absolutely sickening seeing adverts on TV and seeing how quickly companies have flocked for the "le emotional lockdown stick together" thing

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It is worst whenever you're around

Halo reach

>there are unironic soy drinkers in this thread

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haha look at him go

can't believe we voted this guy one of the top intellectuals in britain lol

heard 190 is a massive racist irl and thats why he was always nasty to zoey