How do you feel about german tourists?

How do you feel about german tourists?

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No problem with them. They’re polite.

Fucking towels on sunbeds.

It's to signal that the sunbed is already used, is that not a thing in norway?

Why do they always want to visit the shooting range? Yes, we can visit the shooting range. But there are other things to do, also.

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Pretty standard here

Only German I ever saw was the wife of a guy I know
She was pretty.
But I would never marry a German, I'd rather marry a village girl because I prefer village life.

the german tourists that come here are fackin assholes

there are a lot of villages in germany though
because shooting around is fun i guess

i remember going to a remote location south of jordan in a bus and there was an old german guy with a young german woman in the bus, they went to visit a fortress there i think, the woman was hot.

They are cool

Those other things aren't nearly as special and can often be done here as well. If you go to Morocco you want to ride a camel in the dessert, if you go to the US you want to shoot an AR-15 and if you go to the Philippines you want to fuck a 12 year old etc.

they dig hole at the beach for no reason instead of swimming in the sea
strange people

It's rude, either you use the bed or you let someone else have it. Don't get up 7 in the morning and "reserve" it and then spend several hours sleeping in and eating breakfast.

If I see that myself and it takes more than 30 minutes before someone comes, I just throw the towel into the "lost and found" bin.

The kids are obnoxious. As if no one around can hear them they yell in their pig speak
>Auf Laute Gubbe Nacht Hans Gröningschnitzel!!
>ICH AUCH ACH OCH HHAHAHAAH

like shut the fuck up no one wants to hear you

tell me some other cool shit to do

:(

good day sir
why yes, I am swedish what gave it away?

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Brudis, Schwesti, sie sind mehr als wilkom.

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I'm talking about our villages.
For example a girl cooking Lebanese village food and talking Lebanese village dialect

Im canadian tho
Sorry its an alright sprache when you talk softly but when you drink and get loud its worse than anything

Towel patrol over here

Anything better to do on your holiday, faggot?

>As if no one around can hear them they yell
>like shut the fuck up no one wants to hear you
What are you? A 14 y.o. teenager? Little kids yell. That's normal.

Also
>pig speak
You know that German and Swedish is the same language branch, right?

We don't get many tourists in my region and most of them are old farts in caravans

I was an exchange student in rural Turkey about a decade ago, in a small village that felt like it was stuck a couple more decades back in time with a GDP of less than that of an unemployed Finn. The only store that served as an attraction for money from outside the village to flock into the village was a small gas station and pub/restaurant on the side of the highway spanning from Istanbul to Iran. The kid in my host family took me there once to buy some cookies and whatnot, they even still sold c-casettes there. Sure enough, on the bar deck beside the gas station, there was a bus parked with a group of very drunk and sunburnt relatively fat germans, a couple of them even in green overalls with their stereotypical hats, getting shitfaced. That's the only time I remember german tourists really standing out.

based, I also do that, fuck rich boomers who came to the beach too late, I was here first.

Based. Sometimes I feel like the Dutch are our only bros on this world.

They are loud as fuck. Even in vacation (f.e. Croatia last year) most Germans are obnoxious, loud and unfriendly. And don't let me get started with the kids.

you should have seen the seething and rage when i went to the pool area during breakfast time and threw every fucking towel in a pile right under the "dont occupy sunbeds with towels" sign at the place i stayed in maspalomas. priceless, would do it again/10

Why do you touch the property of other people with your filthy hands, weirdo?

horribly dressed but otherwise cool

why do they throw their filthy cumtowels everywhere then leave for a 4hour breakfast when its actually signed in huge letters not to do that? i could get my fill of pool area resting by the time they got back, i dont want to be around string-emil and chainsmoking helga anyway i go pubbing then instead.

Clean up your filth instead of throwing all around like you own the place. I'm going to use the sunbed if you're not there and no towel is going to stop me.

go get em tiger!

Based

I understand now.

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>i dont want to be around string-emil and chainsmoking helga anyway i go pubbing then instead.
So why are you complaining then, idiot?
I see, it's not even about the towels. It's just about having a reason to be upset.