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Ah yes so as it turns out the apocalypse is actually fucking grim

Idea: Clap for our saviours.
Everyone over the age of 60 claps outside their house daily to thank us all for destroying the economy to save them.

too hungover for my government approved daily walk, shall be having an edging sesh instead

why does she do such degenerate stuff? she's cute

pack it in

I wonder what made her make this post.

State of the Irish

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all women are degenerates

Hello all

i have a 100% success rate using “lil uzi shoulder roll” gif as my opening line on tinder

>Spain
Got it under control
>Italy
Got it under control
>Germany
Got it under control
>China
Got it under control
>Korea
Got it under control
>UK and US
YEAH BRO JUST PACK YOURSELF INTO THE TUBE MAN

wew

Large colon is elastic and long, can fit many things

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the window of when to expect a new thread to be linked is far too big
/brit/ migration is far too unpredictable
need some kind of rule in place and consistently enforced to stop nutters making new threads anywhere between 300 and 400 posts

years of training as a drug mule

tfw your ovaries drown in fat before they can dry up so you're a seething 30 year old roastoid XL™ who looks 50 getting absolutely fuming at the idea of a happy family existing

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screeching

cant view webms on iphone x

its ok i can say it bro

Finna yeet this nigga out the window

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Alan Johnson from Peep Show seems like a good guy

mental

>>Spain
>Got it under control
>>Italy
>Got it under control

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We get another one and so on and so on. It's about 18:00 and I just finished my tenth one.

It's an Asian family who cannot believe their uncle has died. I see in their eyes they can't believe it. They keep imploring me to do something, to take him to the hospital, and I tell them we couldn't, even if we wanted to. The hospitals are not working on anyone who has no signs of life.

They keep saying "you have to save him, you have to save him". The son asks why we can't just start his heart again.

The hard thing about wearing the mask is it covers half my face. All he's hearing are the words. If I'm able to show my face it lets the patient's family see the emotion behind it.

Now all they see is my eyes and my eyes are in terror because I don't know if I can convince this kid that there's nothing more we can do.

Any cute girl can make potentially hundreds of thousands of pounds a year by pandering to coomers online these days.

That's the world we live in now. Girls make their money in their bedrooms permitting bottom 80% beta males to wank off to them (in exchange for a fee) then the girls hop on the latest dating app and take their pick of top 20% chadmales to have sex with.

fuck off janny

would you shag a girl with a lazy eye

how come some viruses starts as one thing HIV -> aids, or coronavirus -> covid-19 but other diseases are just 1 disease

310 is literally the bump limit

gives you from 300 to 311 to make a new

wtf i love covid now?!

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a city slicker in gucci loafers taught him

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>Fintan O' Toole

He's wanker that's not liked here either. Checks out that he'd write for the Guardian.

paradox games are great, although I agree spending £500+ on a PC just so you can get some naked women NPC mods and a bad fanmade fallout game isnt worth it. Unless ofc you pirate all your games (and pirate enough to be worth the hassle)

yeah already have

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would shag anything that moves me

ethnic minorities be like these social distancing guidelines be too spicy lmaoooo

lol grey tings

looks and sounds like my da

I would shag a girl in her lazy eye

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>Asian numbers
>Spain and Italy
>under control
>german numbers that dont include deaths with major underlining illnesses

I think in the case of coronavirus it's mainly because the term "coronavirus" refers to a large class of viruses yet the general public quickly adopted the term in reference to the current virus causing the current problem whereas Covid-19 is a more official term.

Lads i’m off to pick up a piece of furniture, what excuse do I use if the police stop my car and ask what i’m doing outside?

Almost half our deaths and falling

i have a big penis

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whatd i just tell u

fuck off with this boring politics shite

>All the best games are console games though

lmao no

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Is this the 1st or 2nd defenestration of Prague.

what do you do for a living?

are we all listening to enter shikari now

stick it through the earth so it pops out in england and we can all suck it

which will then be deleted
or not
like i said: inconsistent

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my penis is quite small and unimpressive when flaccid

when erect it's just over 6 inches in length, 5.5 inches in girth, not very impressive. I'm a virgin though and will likely remain one for life so it's not a big concern

>Almost half our deaths and falling

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A day celebrating Easter?

no I've had sex before

NOOOOOOOO, We got to cocky lads

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the chinese virus is wypipos fault

>number of deaths is falling
Ah yes

>5.5 inches in girth
hi x

I lived bitch

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Don't know

why is marx doing the freemasonry sign with his hand in this photo?

>Last of Us: Part II release postponed indefinitely due to the virus

wish they would just release on digital for fucks sake

hello fintan

>Use tinder in Ireland
>The women are ugly and cake on makeup
>Switch tinder to England
>The women are ugly and cake on makeup
>Switch tinder to Spain
>All the women are hot as fuck with no makeup

Now consider this:
>I’ve been to both England and Ireland, the women are ugly and cake on makeup
>I’ve been to Spain, the women are good looking and don’t use much makeup

Hmmm... makes one ponder, doesn’t it?

janny likes to follow his own rules

sounds like you have a good size dick tbf
shag prossies and build up your confidence

Thankfully, this isn't even close to being the apocalypse.

dont understand bands who keep on going after the scene they were associated with completely dies out

say you're out for your daily exercise

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whats she even trying to say?

Could it be, that anglos are just naturally stupid?

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They are though, PC games are generally made for povvos in east Europe and Asia who don't spend £50 on a new game so they're cheap crap. I mean valve released a new HL game for the first time in over a decade but that is an exception to the rule.

go to the same squash club as one of the local drug king pins. he got sent down for armed robbery, gets out few years later and within weeks he's driving round in a range rover svr. dumb twat talks shop while he's playing on the next court.

Peep show is about coupla sociopaths

The average is 6 inches? I thought it was 5. This is very unsettling.

brown hands

antipodean anglo countries are doing fine though

what else are they going to do

The women of the British Isles are a grim breed indeed

>its really small its top 30% in length and top 10% in girth
this is written by a tranny

Can hear the gears grinding in leftypakis brain

alri are ell hows heaven la?

They aren't falling, but they aren't increasing in significant numbers. Plus, the peak is coming soon apparently.

pretty sure everyone is like that in private. you can't just go around experiencing empathy 100% of the time

says more about you and why you even have a collage of oped caps of some random journalist hardly anyone even reads anywhere 2bh

set my location on tinder to Johannesburg

A day involving chocolate eggs?

yeah but they are jf’s innit

janny is the law

I think the girth may have been 5 inches then because I remember when I measured it years ago thinking "this girth isn't enough". These reactions to 5.5 inch girth are suggesting that's not the case so I must be remembering wrong. I think it must be 5 inches girth.

I'm not sure what the average lengh is, I just know my length is 6 inches. Apparently girth is more important though.

the likely lads... what became of them...

autistic bootlicker runt

So it turns out the reason the german rate is so low is because due to a very autonomous healthcare system more tests were able to be done, making the rates seem lower. But they appaz also have a good healthcare system

The more deaths the better
Old people are a moneysink

totally forgot I started a 9/11 thread on /sci/ two days ago. it's still going strong

white man bad

why is it that in yank TV programmes people usually seem to drink bottled beer in pubs/bars?

Is that what they do? lmao

weed weed weed i want weed now now now

>says more about you and why you even have a collage of oped caps of some random journalist hardly anyone even reads anywhere 2bh

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dont care. best thing to do is just chill at home and have fun getting wankered until this all blows over

all the best games of the last 5 years were indie games though and most of them did not cost £50. Several of the lgreatest games ever were free. AAA gaming is dead mate. you've been buying the same game over and over for a decade now

>British isles
>shit tier genetics
>shit tier weather
>shit tier diets

We need to breed new Anglo-Slavic race to become less grim

Why should I hire you for this position?

What’s the point of setting your tinder to all these different countries?
Just seems pointless seeing as you will never meet them or anything

We envy and admire the Negro because we long to regress, like him, to our animal selves; to be animals with big cocks and small reptilian brains which are no more than appendices to their pricks.

>hey barkeep gimme a beer
>um ok mate which brand we have 12 varieties on tap?
>there a problem here, bub?

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Might have a curry for lunch

sounds made up

indie games are 99% complete trash

only virgins play them

fintan
is
seething

Stirling Moss has died

didn't bother getting any easter eggs as I only intend to be drinking over the day and not eating chocolate. might get one on tuesday if there are still any available

The strange thing about us in comparison is that it's claimed that we're testing more and that's why numbers have been rising recently, but they say that we're starting to plateau despite that.

I'm bad with numbers, so I don't get it.

nice try Stanisław Poniatowski

Nice cope there, enjoy LoL I'm playing through Sekiro yet another high quality Fromsoft game

yeah they are but 1 percent are good. meanwhile AAA console games are 110 percent trash and cost more and are the true home of the virgin.

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Always thought that I HAD seen goodfellas in full until I watched it on RTE last night and realised any time I’ve seen it I stopped watching midway through. Good movie, watched all of it last night.

RIP my man Billy Batts.

everyone is absolutely not

Don't think Polish lads are gagging for our women desu

product placement

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Got meself a new RTX 2080 lads, time to play some DOTA2

>slash and roll times 1,000,000

wow so fun

no but polish women are constantly shagging all varieties of non-white here lmao

waiting until page 8 is the best thing to do but you can't stop attention seekers making early news

Occurrence of erection angles
angle (°) from vertically upward - Percent of males
0–30 - 4.9
30–60 - 29.6
60–85 - 30.9
85–95 - 9.9
95–120 - 19.8
120–180 - 4.9

Why do polish girls have the BBC gene?

the lesser spotted Zoomer Boomer

eaten my fryup and im still drunk, too late to go for a kip as i will be up all night ffs

yeah, thanks, but I am into 3d and i shag

didn't ask pal

i reckon they have its legs on strings like a puppet or something. there has to be more to it than we're seeing

reckon it’s because they know they would get in trouble for it in poland, le trad slavic women yanks keep going on about is such a meme

i specifically seen ton the news they talk about coronavirus leading to covid-19 tho

just have a little nap on the couch
couple of hours

they only 50million plus nation in Europe testing more is Italy. I assume due to Germans system they was able to do loads of tests at the start and severly limit the spread by quarantining more of the infected way before they had a chance to spread it. essentially german local healthcare doesnt have to rely solely on central govt. Not a bad system but they pay 33% more than us roughly on healthcare (per person)