/brit/

Get out underaged snail

imagine if you will:

chebs in tights

What's your favourite insect?

The forehead-to-eye ratio is just completely wrong on this bint. 4/10, would not bang

spider

Would it be worth spending $15 on a medium sized box of cinnamon toast crunch? Been wanting to try it.

Why google not put bunny on frontpage

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the chinese

Think ill just stop eating and wait for the end

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ella so hollywood these days since she chopped her dick off and started dressing like a man in drag

Can't help but like white people. I see them as the noble savage. I'd love to lift up the white race and bring them civilisation. Consider it The Jewish Man's Burden

got a massive hard on now

is tiktok better or worse with sound? I only watch the webms here

Used to be the chinese, but I think it's praying mantis these days

no
you can get two full meals here for that price
plus, it's shit

The chinese. Oh wait, I thought you said LEAST favourite!

Ladybug

Reminder: if you can't smell roasting lamb right now you are a heretic JF rasheed numale

why do americans class mexicans as white?

woman said to me I was the sort of guy she wouldn't have been into when she was younger

google never ever ever acknowledges easter.

What about Cap'n Crunch or Lucky Charms?

>chopped her dick off
whatt???
please dont tell me this is true
what a waste of so

having a lamb curry because my mum is indian and my dad is white and we couldn't get a joint of lamb in time ahah

praying mantis or camel spider, hard choice desu

Why lamb?
I've got turkey covered in bacon cooking.

Fairly certain >she still has a willer (as it should be)

dads bombarding me with texts and whatsapp msgs telling me how much he hates me and hope I die of chinavirus along with images of my head poorly superimposed on spikes and other such unfortunate scenarios

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Corrr... Phwoarrrr

mummy's boy

In America there are four races
White
Black
Asian
Pacific Islander / Native American
Whichever is your majority of your ancestry is your race
Since most Hispanics have more white blood than Native American, they are white

Retard

Charles Maller-Pont

hope your mum honour kills you x

Wanted to do a roast but Easter is a much bigger deal in my gf’s country so have to have a foreign meal. Could be worse tho

that's a lot of effort
you should be flattered

more importantly why do they think spaniards are hispanic

lmao post pics (censor your face if you want)

what sort of guy are you?

lets have a gander then

Oh dear, gonna have a little cry are we?

sounds like a threat
contact the garda

Pic is your Dad

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>bug
FOY FOY FOY

more of an arse in tights man myself

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>spider
>insect

only the FBI does that for crime statistics, i have no clue why
population census has options

i like french girls
youtube.com/watch?v=-7UrNiCWsWo

>Since most Hispanics have more white blood than Native American, they are white
Proofs??

This is what Britain is all about.

*claps*

you clever girl
we don't
no one control it during the census
just have a bowl of oatmeal you cunt
randobrucey?

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turkey is literally one of the most boring meats, i hope youre gonna be drowning it in sauce

Boiling some coffee beans on my stove to make my house smell like coffee. Working surprisingly well.

just think it's odd they don't is all considering some of the other daft shit they do

I'm looking for breakfast atm

>Turkey
Few months too late mate xx

Becoming a miserable misanthropic moralist in the mould of Peter Hitchens

No way that's a girl m8

had a wank to her measuring video once

how do you say "white power" in german

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how come the iron in your blood doesn't rust?

want to squeeze and sniff this tights-covered bum

Mental how yanks consider someone that's 1% black as non-white while another person could be 10% native and would still be considered white

reckon we'll be allowed into pubs by the summer?

you do know even black people in america are like 40-50% white?

a /brit/ poster

youtu.be/3CJQdGsl310

Thoughts on the phrase "It's all a cope except the rope" ?

Decided I'm gonna have to unfollow some of you lot on here

give him the robbie lawler treatment

*invests*

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If I think Ella Hollywood is quite fit but I wouldn't shag her, does that make me gay or not?

Just learned that spoiders are arachnids and not insects

Can see why her vids are always shot at a slight angle, grug tier head shape

white power? I've never even met her!

dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8211307/PETER-HITCHENS-Matt-Hancock-trying-run-UK-like-1950s-prep-school.html

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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thats a nice chebs gf

>Since most Hispanics have more white blood than Native American, they are white

>Retard

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Rust is formed when ferric oxide -Fe2 O3 attaches to water molecules to form Fe(III)O plus a varying number of H2O molecules. All the iron in the human body is the Ferrous form and Fe(II)O is a black powder that does not attach to water molecules to form the orangish red flaky stuff we call rust. The iron in your blood does not rust because the human body cannot absorb ferric iron, only ferrous iron.

fuck you and your semantics, are vicky did nothing wrong

For me its this art ho: youtube.com/watch?v=hfCPq1X5XHA

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Still awaiting proof.

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ye they will just start ignoring gov advice after a while

Literal translation is weißes Puder but if you want slang for coke, koks or tasch

Been reading about ancient britain, and am now led to believe that the pre-Celtic inhabitants of Britain were most likely brownish.

It does rust though, that's how it carries oxygen.
Then your cells take the oxygen out so it unrusts.

hard to tell at this point, but the country will be in a massive depression anyway, if this resurges and affects christmas period then it will be even worse

Christ lads
I nearly just died
Dad dropped something that would've been probably fatal had it landed on my head, missed by a few feet
Adrenaline is pumping

Haven't had a cup of coffee in almost 8 hours lads. Literally dying here.

do you typically book a day off work for your birthday?

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There's no easy way to say this.

At this rate, #COVID19 is going to devastate Black America. Pre-existing conditions, living environments, jobs, and limited health care all but guarantee it.

when I warned my family of the coming pandemic, my highly educated cousin told me, with great confidence: "No, we got the antibodies for that!""

got marked wrong on a nature exam in 3rd class primary for rightly pointing out that spiders are not insects despite what the stupid textbook thought us

seething about it to this day

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Unthinkable

what's on the menu then?

I'm glad you're still with us and we'll have many more good times together to come.

Stay safe my friend x :)

no?

that's no reason to take the lord's name in vain on easter sunday

a few feet is not nearly
may as well say that you nearly died when a bus passed you on the street

ella pengywood

Stop /brit/posting under the stairs.

>posts a blue eyed mutt

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would sling one up her arsehole

jesus in heavens what is that?!

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No. Go to work, don't tell anyone it's my birthday unless they really dig into my plans for the day and then they'll tell a few people haha

haha you're such a party pooper bruce. it's almost endearing sometimes

Read the question as white powder... Weiße Macht

i can think of an easy way to say that

No? Very cringe behaviour. Almost as bad as the w*men who get given a bunch of flowers and balloons and shit and carry them around the office all day laughing.

Shame he missed.

might give the ten commandments with charlton heston a watch on channel 5. shame its one of those 5 hour long epics

Why not?

How is your first Easter after independence treating you?

slowly starting to become an alky again

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It's times like this where I feel smug for being a hygenine freak all my life. The unhygienic people are paying the toll.

once won a sports day race but it was counted as a loss because i did a small jump to avoid a bit of uneven ground that would have turned my ankle if i ran over it.

I still seethe too

No, no one knows when my birthday is so I avoid any nonsense.

bedford is posh

Some fried fish, fried garlic rye bread, multiple different home made coleslaws and salads

Going to roast a cheeky chicken in the evening tho

Nearly died when a bus passed me on the street

When is Brexit done lads?

just been flung about sainsburys local in wigan

i don't know it just never occured to me.

questioning my reasons for being on brit

>koks
lmaoooo

ella hollywood

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done 109 consecutive days on the booze

i need to stop drinking
i look like death

imagine having a smack addiction in the middle of all this

By the end of the year.

what for?

Can’t believe this scots thing was “cool” for a brief window, cringe t b h

what happened lad?

Listening to the rolling stones lads
youtu.be/FhzCnZ1vAvw

woah the memes are real

when europe is free from the yoke of the evil european unionists again

spice has vanished from the streets. it all comes from china.

It was never cool for a second, Angus

A 2-3 month dry spell isn't going to kill them, especially if they stocked up beforehand.

just stop drinking lads

also may i add that you're supposed to bring breakfast at toil when it's your birthday or your last day before vacation. people usually bring in croissant and pains au chocolat for his office coworkers. i do that too

might clap

would rather not say

why are British black girls like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=Xf5phGTPcd4

desperately want to escape my small minded provincial rural surroundings for the equally small minded but pretentious art ho scene of a major urban centre. I'm growing old and rotting away here.

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It's because they're americans

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Is this sad fate awaiting all tranners or will several decades of estrogen suplimentation be enough to counteract it?

Not good is it de lids
I would like a scan of my insides. Somethings in bad nick

>DOCTOR ZHIVAGO
>BRIEF ENCOUNTER
>THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI
A LEAN NIGHT

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junkies really do live on the edge don't they

how did Dirty Dancing become such a bit hit and 'girls night in' staple? isn't the bird meant to be only 14 or something? literal nonce material

>addicts stocking up
Shiggy

somehow I don't think smack addicts and their dealers are obeying strict social distancing laws

90% sure my neighbour is a drug dealer / mule and she still goes out in her car 12 times a day at random times (presumably for drop-offs)

Currently working on the hypothesis that women are somewhere between animals and man, in that they're capable of many of the uniquely human cognitive skills, and yet cannot be said to have souls like men do

Manchester welcomes you

I’m from Ireland and there was a few month period a couple years ago or so where “Scottish patter” was all over social media, died out quick tho