Serious questions why do euros celebrate "easter" while americans don't?

My young gluttonous behavior has made me loathe chocolate so I barely have at it.
But you're very correct Americans love chocolate lmao

>Americans can eat chocolate every day lmao owned

I did

It's more associated with eggs but the eggs just so happen to be made out of chocolate.

lol

>muuuh mohammed
see, you're american tier.

>it's the yank with the Czech VPN again

Wait, you don't just paint regular eggs?

>secular
(((In God We Trust)))

You just said the UK isn't on the eurasion tectonic plate. Amerimutt education tier.

We do that aswell. For kids you paint eggs, then while thats happening the adults hide toy eggs outside in a garden or park, kids go search for them. Dependant on how many you retrieve that equals the amount of chocolate eggs you get.

Kids do and then hunt for them but adults just eat chocolate eggs.

ma boy, your people voted, spent a lot of time, energy and money to not be considered european, deal wit it, and your reaction calling anyone with an arab name at the first contrariety just confirms you're more american than anything, so stop larping as european.

that's literally what we do at church on Easter

Cool.

Hmm, interesting, how does this search and find thing work in a place like London or is it a countryside thing?
Also, after the eggs have been found, does everybody get one and they smash them against each other until only one is left standing?

EU=/=European lmao by that logic the Swiss aren't European

More countryside today but London has massive parks which it'll happen.
And no, but when kids get they're hands on eggs it'll probably happen. We also do 'egg races' which is where you put an egg on a spoon and race around, if the egg falls off you loose. Dumb kid stuff but I enjoyed it when I was younger.

No clue, I wouldn't go to London willingly to find out. The egg hunt is the only thing that's played really.

the swiss are more into the eu than you now, and by your tectonic plate logic, russians or turkish are europeans... the more i read your stupid remlies, the more i'm convinced you're american.

We're still in the EU but the plan of action to leave has been enacted now. Once a deal is agreed then the transition period will start and finally we will be out. I know you're baiting by pretending to be stupid but I'm enjoying biting the bait.

Can just do it in your garden, I know some people have done it indoors too if you live in a block of flats

My experience as a former Christian is that Easter and Christmas are only times lax "Christians" bother to go to church.

yeah not european you are, that's a simple fact, i don't get why you're that delusional.

We're not European, fuck Europe.