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German and British friendship edition

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will the janman allow?

Apparently there's a new sex position called parcel force. You stay in all day and no one comes

eins zwei polizei drei vier grenadier

don’t speak foreign me

did any of those celebrities ever address the hate they got for singing Imagine to cure 'rona

German frens, are the Christmas Markets really beautiful and great?

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doing a read

Really hope summer isn't cancelled because of covid19. It's my favourite week of the year!

doing a poo

I used to be 5'8, but after sleeping on my back I'm now 5'10

FÜNF SECHS ALTE HEX
SIEBEN ACHT GUTE NACHT

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sad to think the germans and the british were friends until ww1 :(

they're nice

I have a confession. I don't like Germans.

Learning the triangle

no they are a meme, well the one I went to in Cologne was anyway

Banger

Not a papist so I shan’t be engaging in any idolatrous sacraments or popery and shall instead celebrate and observe the Resurrection by fasting from wanking like an actual Christian.

Same neighbors who stood on the drive banging pots and pans, cheering loudly and clapping for the NHS are currently having a BBQ with 12 people in the garden all sat next to eachother

Fuck Christianity

don't worry, we're not any more

why not

someone suck a golf ball

I'm so over coronavirus

This. Dismantle all churches and build theatres and forums instead.

Somebody missed an opportunity by linking 5G masts to coronavirus when they could have linked speed cameras

hi lads :3

Report them to the police

Not gonna lie, germany and the UK are my favorite european countries

er war ein punker und und er lebte in der großen stadt

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okay make sure you remind the rest of us about it then x fucking prick

sucking on a golfball due to a specific request

Wilhelm II was too jealous of our empire while Tirpitz was too jealous of our navy

and now neither of us have much of either

Yeah its good

Can a member of the janitorial staff please explain this ban for me?
You banned me for posting off topic when the whole thread was talking about corona, was everyone else banned?
If it’s me calling it chinky flu you don’t like ban me for racism, but I was absolutely not off topic, EVERY thread these last few weeks has had constant mentions of chinky flu.

But do you know what the worst thing is? The janman actually went trawling back through 4 /brit/ threads to ban me a whole 5 hours later after this post. What the fuck are you playing at?

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coooor wouldn't mind those being rid of

Based

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while i thought i was sucking on a golfball i may have been sucking a nigger instead

G'day boys, how are things

jannies flag
mods ban

>global pandemic
>he's still working FOR FREE
LMAO

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j*nnoid banned me for calling wh*tey subhuman

why was I banned though? It wasn’t off topic as everyone was talking about, you can even see I was replying to a post

Call them cunts from your window.

wait a minute... thats ban evasion!

If I was banned for racism then fair enough, but off topic is bullshit

76% sure I've had covid but I was asymptomatic

I said HELLO lads HOW ARE THINGS

shall not sit out my bans when I have been unfairly targeted, this is tyranny

Any virgin runt no hope waiting for death man in

how do you know the reality you're living right now is real and not some hallucinations from within your padded cell

nope. non-virgin optimistic about the future man here

sheffield

absolute choon

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Got banned the other day and it said "if you are thinking about harming yourself call Samaritans"

I ate some British shortbread yesterday.
It tasted very good.
Thank you, Britain

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if it is, it makes no difference to me

sucked on a bratwurst yesterday myself

Thank you for supporting the british shortbread industry

Kraut gimp

why's that

germany is the america of europe

janitar

janny was looking out for your wellbeing

why are the pirates not able to get a strong manufacturing sector like the germans

Moz? I'm thinking this will be based

why did you disappear for so long beto? we all thought the cartels got you

I didn't post anything to warrant the ban

hate the telvanni