/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico
T-thanks
CSGO is a lot harder than I remember
giwtwm
Men and women are designed to make babies. If you are in an non-reproductive "relationship" it will not work.
>tfw no gf
love this pic
you lose memories the older you get
they just become less vivid
ask someone in their 60s to describe their 20s
many cannot
I was resting my face on my hand just like this anime girl when you posted her.
I have memories from before I turned 4 and I'm almost 28
Are you cute like that anime girl?
I am so depressed
Very redpilled4me. I think I'll give it another chance and follow this dude's advice If trying to figure it out together doesn't work, then I guess I'll have to call it quits
i'm aware of that most of the time
kek. How's it going to far?
women can now pick a man to breed with and then pick a man to financially support them because they dont want to raise a genetic monstrosity
its completely fucked
I literally have nothing in life
what the fuck bros there will be no olympics this year. that means no qts like this until next year if everything goes well
i'm 25 and vaguely remember certain details of being in the crib. something on the wall that looked like a scary face in the dark for example. also remember what it was like looking at signs and not being able to decipher latin script and what the weird squiggles looked like, having to ask my dad to read it out for me
yeah maybe, to an extent at least.
I was at a little bonfire last night (don't tell the popo) and one of the femoids there is going to divorce her husband because he's OCD or something and blah blah idk. Anyway they've got three kids together, and she hasn't told him she wants a divorce.
so she goes and sleeps with some dude at the fire lul (she's not attractive really at all).
so idk just having babies with someone when you have these major issues isn't necessarily going to work.
hey, at least you have a lot of frog pictures saved on your computer
went to shop
got like 12 beers
a bottle of wine
some bread
guy was like im sorry i broke your baguette
its fine, i dont need another one
he said 'i do wash my hands'
man you got me thinking about weed again
i smoke a bone
then i drain a two litre of sunkist in like a second!
freaks people out!
getting her pregnant was the worst thing that has ever happened to me
she refuses to let me speak to the kid and demands money
if i ever get the chance i will strangle her to death so she can have one last orgasm for her stepdaddy
imagine having to explain to your son why you put so little thought into his life in a world where designer babies will be a thing.
My earliest memories are
>playing Sonic on sega genesis and stacking blocks up to the ceiling with the babysitter, she also made me chocolate milk
>having my arm in a sling for some reason and watching veggie tales in bed eating popcorn, that babysitter's younger brother was sleeping over as well I think
>moving day leaving the house those events happened in, watching television on the floor while parents pack, running around house with brothers playfighting with hercules movie toy sword shaped like a lightning bolt
>5th birthday at new house, playing some ninja turtles game on gameboy advance
most animals just eat other males' young and then rape the former milfs. perhaps we hubristic humans could learn a thing or two from the beautiful simplicity of nature
My oldest memory is being at what seemed to be a wedding party. I asked my mom about it and according to her at the time that wedding happened, I was still inside her womb. I've always found this pretty cool.
Nvm, it was a lightning bolt on the button, not the sword.
i would easily smash some faggots skull in with a rock to be with you
Fugg that sucks
>she refuses to let me speak to the kid and demands money
Do you send her any money?
can't sleep
I'll never have sex out of wedlock.
My wife will never betray me and steal my children. I will marry a loving and loyal woman.
no i refuse to send her a penny she fucks some other guy fuck that id rather be a bum than a cuckold
take note whamen no man wants to pay you to fuck some faggot except urkel and jason
I had a similar thing with a concert that my mom went to when she was pregnant with me
I know how to make you sleepy
wink
LMAO just LMAO
wtf are you talking about lol
The key is to marry a virgin. She'll always be loyal if you're a man.
Hello fags.
Hi
>urkel and jason
Trying to understand the schizo mind... why are you so obsessed with these specific posters?
t. has taken zero virginities
Dont use your anime shit on me
Yes, I'm a virgin. Being a whoremonger isn't cool.
If a woman wants to have sex with me and isn't willing to wait for marriage and devote herself to me in a contract with God, she's a worthless hole and not worth my time.
Or else?
holy based
me? why the fuck are you all obsessed with them i mean holy shit just look through the thread any fucking day i wana fucking castrate those nigger lovers
no offense jason, but you genuinely don't know what the hell you're talking about
No doctors appointments open for 3 weeks and I don't even know if I want to take the spot. I just have jock itch and creams aren't working
I am going to fuck you up m8
same desu
i slept at like 8pm and woke up at 11pm
now it's 2am and can't sleep
So I guess this isn’t achievable in 6 months from untrained then
Working out 5 days a week in my garage with a barbell and bench
Is it time to funpost, yet?
what a fucking pansy ass pussy
U call him a fag then he can’t express himself freely using “fag shit”
So pick one, is he a fag or no, Ivan? Churk
good luck, user
hope things get well between the both of you
Post physique, if you mog me I'll reconsider my position.
Yes
how narcissistic and full of yourself you have to be to unironically think like this?
Having self respect is not narcissism.
>responding to jboy's autistic babbling into the aether so we can have the same conversation for like the tenth time
BIG mistake! shall not be continuing
no, i ain't gonna post a pic of myself here and even if i did that wouldn't change nothing of what i said -_-
>self-respect
nothing about self-respect with that thinking
It's a pretty typical mindset amongst incels.
still think the taiwan flag is fk on a proxy
thanks man and thanks for the advice
going to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then eat it and then go to bed
fuck jasons nigger loving ways
fuck that blacked barebacked attention seeking faggot
sweet dreams
Well then, I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I want in.
Tell me about yourself, hotstuff.
What territory do you live in?
Do you go camping often?
What's it like living in your city/town?
woodtv.com
>“I am in pain. I have to find a way to relieve it,” LouAnn Dagen told Alexa.
>“Can you help me cope with pain?”
>“Oh, Alexa, I’m going to hurt.”
>At one point, she asked for help reaching law enforcement:
>“How do I get to the police?”
Damn...
Women, and men for that matter, that have casual sex and treat a very intimate and beautiful act as a game for feeling good are debased pieces of subhuman shit.
I respect myself and will not lower myself to that level for a Jezebel. A quality woman that loves me will have remained chaste and be happy to wait until we are married before God to become one flesh.
im not sleeping any time soon
wtf are you talking about nigga urkel is extremely anti black
and jason hates black women
Nighty night!
Don't let the bedbugs bite!
I don't hate black women, I'm just not sexually attracted to them. I don't view them any differently than black males.
maybe
you're welcome pal
damn... :'(
Well, that's great!
Where do you live? Tell me about yourself!
Jesus Christ.
i hate you people
why do you get so butthurt when someone posts a black woman