Why don't Americans celebrate

Easter?

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America is a western country. I bet you chinks don't celebrate wester

>he doesn’t know about The Great American Egg Hunt

We usually do but we'll get shot by the national guard if we go out now.

How do you celebrate?

>6666
FUCK OFF SATAN DOCTORS TOLD US NOT TO

>America is a western country. I bet you chinks don't celebrate wester

>celebrate easter
>get shot

This will keep going all day, won't it?

>newfag
>Yas Forumstard
Kill yourself.

go snack on some bat soup ching chong

go snack on some illegal chocolate eggs fat

not illegal where i am

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im 150 lbs

kek

We celebrate Easter by paint eggs, hiding them and making kids find them. Then we give them a shit load of candy.

The only massive egg hunt is your millions of trannies going to the hospitalier to snip them

German humour.

Underage detected

Easy there adolf, you're gonna kill us all with that joke

im 20

I don't know why americans haven't adopted eating chocolate for Easter, they love junk food and getting fat

No corn syrup in chocolate

They can put the vomit flavouring in it though

Maybe they can't read a calendar

they're not christians

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Ah that's right.
They're protestants aren't they?

why are germans like this?

Why does this cunt spam this every single easter?

Is it autism?

t. burger

huh? I've lived in the US my entire life and I've literally never heard of this