/brit/

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utter shit not worth mentioning

this man offers you a job

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of course not, why would he cheer something he fought against?

pillard in the willard

no

cut your hair

Rose tinted glasses to be honest.
You don't consider your attractive, perfectly normal if you've got a sense of humility and you're not a narcissist. You'll always pick out flaws. I still do since I've had so many people talk about my appearance
I've had it literally so many times though so naturally I must think they're onto something.

I live in a provincial city where nobody would get scouted oranything, and I'm certainly not moving down to London to live like a starving artist out of vanity. I'd love to do modelling for a laugh to be honest but the effort isn't considerably worth it.

But yeah, I'm nowhere near perfect looking. And everyone's got their own preferred tastes.

this is currently the best post in the thread and will likely remain so until the end

islam meant a lot to saddam though and iraq had sunni thought in government

cut your wrists

Damn, Frankish women look like that?!

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Nurses get paid more than enough for their skillset

youtube.com/watch?v=0d58tLXew00

Scotland forever aye cunts

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always find it strange to see the remnants of british colonial culture in Indian uniforms. Even more so than in our own army or police

What would you know. Mboko, you horrid black cunt.

desuarchive.org/int/search/tripcode/!!0fFMSfJHLfv/
>Searching for posts with the tripcode ‘!!0fFMSfJHLfv’. Returning only first 5000 of 30001 results found.

Congrats on 30k!

stay safe, stay sterile, stay inside
cheers!

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no, model scouts are literally everywhere, you would’ve passed a few in your life, it’s literally their job.

I've got a hunch as to why you boring bastard

want to hear boris johnson pronounce this

British computer: provide a medical status update on Boris Johnson.

Enter the Gungeon is a very fun game.

Once got called "disturbingly white" in Elephant and Castle

you prob listen to Megadeth and Metallica so shut up lol it’s you who’s got the emo screamo hair

he's got another 16k on /sp/ and Yas Forums the sad fucker

truly a remarkable post

at the castle?

used to have girls walk up to me in high school asking if im single me. miss those days

You the one always posting his weird looking hand.

Oh dear. Mboko caught out being a lying cunt yet again.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/02/boris-johnson-lift-1-ceiling-on-public-sector-pay-increases

Then I haven't been fortunate enough, a lot of its down to luck

three women once pinned me up against the wall in a supermarket and told me "wait here for the security guard to come and deal with you"

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Haha yes lad

Get me a shot en

yeah it is

his interest in islam was an act to make him liked by the peasants of iraq its like the queen here their job is to be on the good side of public opinion

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theres an incel whose the same age as me and he's hijacking my entire personality. should i feel flattered? (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and so on and so forth)

you got overpowered by women?

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those eyes definitely lust for black willards

No

No

Cor

stupid fuck

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shes so fucking hot - i would do anything for her and i mean literally anything

They're essentially middle management lmao they don't make any big decisions or do a lot of the dirty work like Health care assistants do. They get paid pretty much what they deserve. They spend most of their time doing paperwork

do you go out often or have an Instagram?

The local agency will have a good scope on the nightlife

Anyways it is down to luck and even being a ‘model’ itself is about luck. You won’t get the big campaign and advertisement board shoot from being better looking but more about what the designer images and wants.

yea yea we were all here this morning stop reposting

so it was at the elephant then?

I've spoken to lasses who do modelling part time and I think all of them had said that it's a case of a friend (who's not a scout) telling them they should take up modelling, them walking into an agency and asking what's available. I wouldn't imagine scouting happens that much but what do I know

Don’t understand the concept of “making a move”

Why not just ask if the girl wants kiss? And maybe sex? Do chads really just start fingering a girl during a movie? Bizarre.

is that your address at the top?

i listen to everything other than wog music and anything from london drum and bass is utter dogshit and you are a blert that smokes tea bags and snorts paracetamol

proofs? everything i've read seems to imply saddam was a faithful sunni

eh she's pretty average. i've wanked to dozens of girls like her. she's nothing special.

obviously a gimmick. no one would ask for that much on a single baked potato

i need your worldly advice my friend, how does an ugly person persist through life?

mate

she's like fifteen years of age

someone told me i look like i hate black people in wakefield

Disingenuous lying Tory at it again

Doesnt mention nurses once

It was at the roundabout you cheeky sod

2020 year of the amerimutt gf

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She is a fucking goddess, I think about her day and night, i would cut my right hand off just to make her smile

I need to protect her and breed her

do you reckon it's strange to have a tug on your willard to an attractive lass
not even doing anything sexually suggestive just
wanking
to someone who is pretty like

just got a strong gut feeling that im correct

does /brit/ like bladee yet?
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You read body language it's not a Chad thing it's a non autistic thing

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it's easier for them because she's so horny she's sending signals all over the place

Would leftymongs like me to dick in their mouths about gun rights again? it's always a laugh

god i wish that were me

Just watched a boy and his dog, a proper wacky apocalypse kino

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>news is reporting the virus is disproportionately killing blacks
well no fucking shit lmao they're out having parties in the street and shit, ignoring any guidelines

wonder if they'll spin this as the virus being racist

resent this vapid strollop
would love to shag her though

what does "slaps" mean

lol yh ok bet you go to Download Festival

I only get called pretty or cute by girls, rarely ever hot or sexy
Will lifting change this?
I also never get liked by slags on tinder, only ever either alternative girls, munters or normal cute ones

190 you ugly cunt look at me

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