Italians btfo'ed

it's 570 stores in Poland atm
More than 2x amount of store we have in Lithuania

Explain corona bonds to me please. Assume I'm a brainlet.

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We are have also been and always will be closer to Italy and Russia than you

Meds want someone else to pay their debts

>Countries can loan as much as they want
>Responsibility for debt is equal to all eu members
Basically Italy could borrow 99% of the money and rest of 26 Eu countries would be just on the hook for it as Italy

And that's why Germany and Nordics will always be our friends

You gieb me moneis
I spend them
Simple as

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Italy borrows money and Germany is liable for the debt

Everyone is responsible for that, not only Germany

based

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based France
FUCK THE BALTICS
FUCK THE EASTERN (except for Hungary they're cool)
FUCK THE NORFS

BUT MOST IMPORTANT

Thanks jannies for keeping this board so nice and clean

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That would be SO BASED.
What a sight it would be. The signature Russian move of "give us what we want, and you'll get cheap gas and oil in return". Then once your cunt is dependent on them - it's Russia's rules. If you dare disagree politically with what the Kremlin has decided - prices skyrocket.
And the med "no austerity. Riots if you suggest austerity!" mentality is why this would work out perfectly for Rus.
>Practically enslaved.

Why do noirdoids want to destroy the common market so much considering they are the ones who benefit from it

Sum bait in there.

>Lithuanians falling for Swedish lies once again
Don't you learn about Radziwiłł in school?

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Poortugal now wants to reward us

express.co.uk/news/world/1267873/EU-Netherlands-Portugal-threat-Brussels-eurozone-coronavirus-corona-bonds-latest

epic subversion

Yes we do, but we also learn about Krevos unija
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_of_Krewo

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Fair point. Also, don't forget the historical cannons Sweden is keeping for themselves and refused to return them to nationalists of Samogitia region.... KEK

Lol you really think leaving the eu would be beneficial for you

Us nordoids should just make our own union
>Scandinavia
>Baltics
>V4
>Germany and Austria
>Uk
>Benelux

Yeah. It would save us a lot of money on gibs. And give us back our freedom to decide our own (monetary) policies.

based

I don't care, we will survive

Errr the historic shit is kinda cringy in this context anyway. More importantly:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic-Baltic_Eight
And the fresh and tasty:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Hanseatic_League

Just before that

nltimes.nl/2020/02/06/netherlands-will-contribute-eu-budget-dutch-pm-says

I don't understand why German politicans shill for European solutions whenever they can in domestic elections, but block something that would essentially be an act of unconditional European solidarity. Just seems like a two-faced thing to do.
I'm a NEET, sorry. I have no moneis.

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>The New Hanseatic League developed from an informal cooperation among like-minded fiscally conservative northern European states that has also been referred to at various points as 'The Vikings', and the 'Bad Weather coalition'
Based

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>doubt
Compare the money your businesses rake in from EU partners to the amount you pay in.

We wanted to create a union with only the Benelux, Germany and Austria, but Merkel rejected the idea. And the UK was leaving.
That's why we formed the New Hanseatic League.

Didn't they already present a solution? What's this about? Italy and Spain have wanted Eurobonds for a long time and they will try again, but I assumed that this time they failed even though it was the biggest chance they could get.

>The New Hanseatic League
>Germany isn't a member
What is this?

imagine you have a friend who has an alcohol addiction, and since you love him you give him your credit card.
That would be an act of unconditional solidarity, but it would help neither you nor your friend

Just make Netherlands stop being a tax haven and you can take the bonds. Just focus on selling drugs

>hansa
>no germany
whats the point

Merkel went on a power trip with France. So we decided to go on without her.

We do as well. They skip the part about the age difference between Jadwiga and Jagiełło though. What's so special about it?

>This. The red pill.

>Netherlands are drug dealer
>Spain is drug user from well off family

this, though the best solution would be

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Honestly, buddy, I don't think so. Maybe you'll survive emigrating to another country, but Italy...

Yeah lets pretend that thanks to the eu you dont get a fuck ton of cheap workers and get to sell your shitty agriculture on member states,and also that it doesnt influence the rotherdam port at all

Jogaila was basically a pedo
Not that it mattered in that times

In 2015 we proposed getting out of the Schengen zone with Germany and Austria and the Benelux. But Merkel insisted on taking her refugees.

>Dutch prime minister Mark Rutte: The “mini Schengen” plan of cutting back the borderless zone to just five countries – the Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, Luxemburg and Austria – was being discussed before the Paris attacks.

irishtimes.com/news/world/europe/dutch-pm-proposes-mini-schengen-amid-calls-for-new-fortress-europe-1.2446480

Can we join? Would this make sense for us? If not, then choose a different name... Bad Weather coalition is fine. The Hanse was created between Hamburg and Lübeck, I know other cities were members as well, but this seems wrong to me overall nevertheless.

Baltic states were members of hanseatic league anyways

No France + Germany is a superpower. Everyone else is just along for the ride.

If we fall, everyone will fall

I am now officially incorporating Lithuania into the Bavaryan Empire.

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Now think if Spain legalized whoring and drug using like Netherlands, the brit tourists would pay the entire spanish national debt in two years. Sadly we're not a meme country so we can't do that but it's a cool thought

yes please get this retarded tax heaven out. it's full of subhumans anyway.

To be fair, it may have just been a proper, looked-after arranged marriage type deal? I mean it doesn't mean he banged her when they got married. It was a political move needed for both sides.
Didn't they have their first kid when she was over 18?
Or am I wrong?

I know, that's what I said as well. "Other cities [from other countries, obviously, should have clarified] were members as well". But it's often called "Deutsche Hanse" or "Hansa Teutonica" for a reason...

What I'm trying to say is that Germany belongs there as well with that name.

>Jogaila was basically a pedo
that's a blasphemy. It was documented in many texts that Jadwiga was happy to be his wife and loved him. He was probably the greatest man who ever ruler on these lands.

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>Poortugal wants to create to Europoorian Union

Then letting go your friend to ask money to a evil usurer (china) is better? People help each other like this in germany? Why you called it "union"?

Do we have to choose between France and the New Hanseatic League? Because now that I know of it, I'm a bit mad we aren't in there.

The Netherlands and Germany didn't exist yet. But we're the rightful heirs.

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KEK
Restore HRE or go eat some sauerkraut.

>Restore HRE

Nnnnnnnnnno :^)

>Why you called it "union"?
Why do you all pretend ESM and the other 20000 things they established a few days ago don't exist!?

>Just seems like a two-faced thing to do.
because it is.

fuck the n*rth.

d*tch retards are the biggest hypocrites on the planet.

Because it's an other way to kill us. Good luck with a china colony just few km below you

no, I really just want you mongoloids out. asap.

Yes, but a virus is not an alcohol addiction, desu. That's not a great analogy. I think it's more like if my friend had cancer or any other serious condition and I would refuse to pay for his medication, although I could, because I would be afraid of losing control over my own finances. While I can understand the thought process, it does seems pretty heartless to me.

>The Netherlands and Germany didn't exist yet.
...In their modern forms.

Hamburg and Lübeck were the centers of Hanseatic power, most cities I see there were in German hands at that time. Even the Netherlands were part of the HRE, see the terms "Dutch" and "Deutsch".

But yeah, there can't be only one heir. You're fine.