no cute Norwegian bf

> no cute Norwegian bf

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dumb paragay

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iktf bro

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I want a western husband and we would live in a small town with a kot and probably a dogger and he will breed me passionately everyday

based and patrician tier fantasy

>no bf to help me find my g spot

Bruh you know where your prostate is right? Do I need to come over there and massage it for you?

No, I don't. Yes, please!

That's fucking gay bro

Your prostate is at the entrance of your anal cavity, if you put a finger inside yourself and press up towards your cock and feel around you'll be able to find it I promise
how so?

I tried and it doesn't seem to work

>how so?
There are no girls on the internet.

>girls
yuck

my guess is your not really sure what you should be feeling for. There should be a noticeable gland when you press up yes? once you find the prostate you need to stimulate it, most people don't have doujin-tier insta orgasms as soon as they start massaging it. You need to build up your sensitivity and discover how best to stimulate it

It sounds so complicated. I wish there was someone with a giant veiny steaming dick to teach me what the right sensation is.

Okay, I'm doing it, but I don't feel anything. Also it's kinda hard to stick my fingers in there.

Wtf is Paraguay

We are not gay in Norway, I swear!

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im straight :)

>woke up
>still don't have a bf

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I also want a norwegian boyfriend :(

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You promised to be my bf yesterday

>Today's Norway gay news is

Did you know that Ruben who sings on the latest Alan Walker tune actually is the hottest gay man in Bergen city and he knows how to dance?

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I did!
too bad you're in russia and and im the USA :(

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I will never have one , kill me on the spot please

we can do it bro

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You should keep your promises!

well I can't argue with that

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>tfw no anything bf

All gays and trannies should and will be found guilty of their crimes and will be publicly executed.

cope

So, what are you going to do?

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As the tranny's head is placed upon the executioner's block, it cries out for all to hear: "Cope! Obsessed! Have sex!" The crowd rejoices as the degenerate's head is liberated from it's body before it could finish saying the word, "incel."