What crime would you do if you could get away with it?

what crime would you do if you could get away with it?

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probably steal a few pieces of candy from the grocery store

Stealing a bank that is infamous for corruption. Donate half to charity and keep the rest for myself.

Fap in a church

The holocaust

Crimes against humanity

Nuclear holocaust

I would steal Bezos' money and then guillotine him

Grand larceny

genocide all americans chinese and russians

Farting in the elevator

I woud kill you

Parking in a paid spot without paying for at least 30 minutes

You are insane

Robbery of course.

>everyone ITT trying really hard not to say rape

pick my nose in public and eat the booger

Shut up brainless coomer

Based
My crime would be to guillotine this pole after he stole Bezos' money, then i'd take his money for me

rape

Release covid-19 and blame the chinks

probably smoke weed

>Choosing rape instead of finding a way to become rich and get sex in other ways
Brainlet

>everyone ITT trying really hard not to say rape a minor*
Including me

i would secede from Austria and create a mini-state in my apartment

he said crime

if its about sex id rather fuck a corpse in the morgue instead

how would it be called

any

Schwuchteldorf am Arsch

Easily murder.

hitting tons of stuff and people with my car

What is wrong with you

Rape lmao

It was criminally underdone

insider trading

this

I would murder this one cunt I hate from high school

> tf
> tp
DO THEY REALLY